What is the weirdest dream you've had?

I had a dream that the world was taken over kwa giant Cats and I jumped into a burning building....yeah :T

I once had a dream that i was a demonic dolphin and came to land to kill these magic concrete pieces and then i got arrested kwa buddhist monks who sent me to the moon

Okay...

I had a dream that I was stuck in this maze.

My Marafiki were with me, and so was Prince Vegeta from DBZ(dont ask).

And suddenly, we were ambushed kwa walking cupcakes. (Again, dont ask)

Then, I woke up.

I was in grade 4 having gym class and we had gym with the guys so we were standing in two rows in our small gym, 1 guys and 1 girls, then all of a sudden the girls were in like belly dancing clothes and then the gym doors open and farasi march in beside the girls, 1 for each of us. then the girls start dancing around the guys and my math teachers shows up in a wedding dress kwa the stage that's in our gym and she is standing beside her fiancée and we are still dancing around.

That is the weirdest dream I have ever had and another one that was Avatar related but it wasn't as weird as this one

The last time i dreamed was when I went to Disney Land, I saw children that were beaten to death kwa an tembo with big ears and I also saw Hitler eating a fairy.

I once had these dream where I went for a walk in the woods near my house. I sat on this log and I was listening to my favourite song. Then, Lady GaGa walks up out of nowhere like the Wanyonya damu in Twilight and was just like "Aaaah... wewe brought a snack." so I offered her a bag of crisps, but she smacked them out of my hand. So, I'm like "Okay, what are wewe doing here?" And she's all like "I'm here to perform a concert!" and proceeds to dance wildly to I can't be tamed kwa Miley Cyrus. I alisema to her "That isn't even your song." Then the sky went dark, she grabbed a crisp from the ground, and used it to slit my throat open.

That I was playing Sims 3 and Sims 2 was playing me and Sims was playing Sims 2.Then the dream switched to me kissing Laxus Dreyar.....

1. That the world was taken over kwa giant eagles and we couldn't leave our houses. Also, we had to put a bowl of meat in front of the door so that the eagles wouldn't eat us.
2. That the world ended with a dog poo infection as no one picked up their dog poo. We couldn't go outside (again) because we would get infected with it. And to make it worse, I was stuck in the school o_O

wewe sure wewe don't want your mind to be scarred for life? Its really really wrong.

I dreamed of my twin brother. Weird, right?

I dreamed that I had a penis and I went outside with it hanging out.

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I dreamed that I was giving a blowjob to these two guys I hated in my bathtub.......

I stayed up all night praying and trying to convince myself I wasn't some horny slut >.>
That was the last dream I've ever had thank the Lord...

WARNING: I watched Monsters Inc. AND Monsters University.

I dreamt that I was in the Scare Room. It was after hours because nothing was on and only a few lights were on. Suddenly, Randall came to me and said, "There wewe are! I was looking for you, sweetie." I was shocked that I am dating Randy!!!! So he took my hand and walked me out of the Inc. He took me to his place and showed me the guest room where "I was staying till our wedding day." Which kwa the way, scared me! Anyways, there was a mirror and I looked at my self. I was the same monster as Randall! No wonder why I was marrying him. The scene sort of morphed into a wedding ..... MY wedding. After the vowels were said, me and him kissed. I feel magical during the kiss. All the characters from both Monster sinema were there at the wedding.

I woked up after that.

I once had a dream that i was at the juu of a building and outside the building the world was in disaster with giant tigers and kittens were destroying the world. inayofuata to me was the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland and he asked "Wanna jump out the building?" I alisema "Are wewe crazy! If we jump out we'll get stomped on giant kittens!!!!" He replied "I take that as a yes! :D" Then he grabbed my hand,opened the window, and then we jumped out. Then we landed on our feet. Then a giant kitten came to us and started talking. "Nice landing," The kitten replied. "Get on my back." It said. So we got on it's back and the kitten started saying "NyaNyaNyaNya." And it was leaving a trail of rainbows behind it.
Then i woke up. When i woke up i was thinking -WTF did i just dream?-
THE END! :D

When I was younger, I always had this dream:
I'm laying on my bed, and then the Grudge comes out from under my kitanda and pulls me with her. Sometimes, my family is there watching me, but they don't help me. When she pulls me under, there's always a cryptic portal. After almost disappearing into the portal, I just stop dreaming about it. I never found out what was inside that portal.