What would wewe do if Jeff the Killer was real?

Me: hujambo Jeff, whats up. Jane alisema hey. Did Nina confess her feelings to wewe again? wewe poor thing. Come on lets get nyumbani before Chris freaks out were gone and snitches to Slendy again and before Sally, Lazari and Hemera start crying.
Then walk back nyumbani with him

I don't know who he is.....


LAWL JUST KIDDING
Jump out THAT window.

Well, what with all the crazy knife-wielders that already live in this world, I don't really think much would change.

Unless he was in my house.

In which case I would probably have a moyo attack and try to run him through with the nearest sharp object :-/

I'd obviously try to survive au kill him before he kills me. (I really don't like him.)