if you're kusoma this it's too late

"Gotta stop listening to Drake. This girl just sent me nudes and I told her I like her eyes."

I don't rly wanna answer the Qs tbh I just liked the drake reference in the swali title. Background though:

1. What timezone are wewe on?
EST
2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
jod uz and i have no last name then
3. What do wewe think Victoria's secret is?
her boobs are fake
4. If wewe jiunge the circus, what would wewe perform?
acrobatics i guess
5. Any swali that wewe hate to answer?
well yeah i mean
6. What was the last lie wewe told?
idk
7. What's your major?
i am in high school
8. Have wewe ever made someone cry?
no
9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
stand kwa me
10. Have wewe already thought about your babies names?
no

1. What timezone are wewe on?
no saying :p
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2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
nope
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3. What do wewe think Victoria's secret is?
a store
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4. If wewe jiunge the circus, what would wewe perform?
no idea
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5. Any swali that wewe hate to answer?
some personal questions
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6. What was the last lie wewe told?
i don't know
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7. What's your major?
what
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8. Have wewe ever made someone cry?
no
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9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
idk
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10. Have wewe already thought about your babies names?
no i will when im pregnant tho
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post your background yo

sure!~

1. What timezone are wewe on?
~ Mountain time.

2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
~ T... The last letter of my last name is the only letter left.

3. What do wewe think Victoria's secret is?
~ She's actually a man. Not that I'm one to judge, of course. I respect his(her?) choices.

4. If wewe jiunge the circus, what would wewe perform?
~ I'd be the strong man, except I wouldn't be a man, nor would I be particularly strong. ScReW iT, i'D bE tHe ClOwN. hOnK.

5. Any swali that wewe hate to answer?
~ Not that I can think of.

6. What was the last lie wewe told?
~ I upendo my brothers.

7. What's your major?
~ I don't have one, I'm not in college.

8. Have wewe ever made someone cry?
~ Yes, intentionally.

9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
~ *favorite ;) Nah, I don't watch all too many movies.

10. Have wewe already thought about your babies names?
~ Nope.

I.) Eastern Time.
II.) J Oph And I have no last name. :|
III.) Meh.
IV.) I would be a flaming lion rider sword swallower!
V.) Nah, I will answer pretty much anything. :P
VI.) Who knows?
VII.) I have a major in Procrastination actually.
VIII.) Yeeeep. :|
IX.) S-Thor: The Dark World.
X.) Nope. I don't want any children.
XI.) Sure. :}