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JOKES CONTEST!

After a lot of PICTURE CONTESTS.........lets songesha on to JOKES CONTESTS!
The rule is simple............post a funny joke with a funny picture kwa 1st June 2015
PRIZES:
1st - 10 heshima + 1 FAN
2nd - 8 PROPS
3rd- 5 PROPS
WINNERS WILL BE DECLARED ON THE bila mpangilio ukuta ON 1st JUNE
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Dreamtime said:
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0.0 Hahaha!
MalloMar posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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haha :p
Dreamtime posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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XD
blackpanther666 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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xD nice
Nick3600 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
luckyPink said:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some zaidi butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need zaidi butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get zaidi BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I alisema be CAREFUL! wewe NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are wewe CRAZY? Have wewe Lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. wewe know wewe always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to onyesha wewe what it feels like when I'm driving."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some zaidi butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need zaidi butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get zaidi BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I alisema be CAREFUL! wewe NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are wewe CRAZY? Have wewe Lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. wewe know wewe always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to onyesha wewe what it feels like when I'm driving."
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*Yawns* Nice history lesson !!!
Uaan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I know right? Its 4 u.
luckyPink posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Uaan ur fav subject is history. So then why r u yawning?
KittyBlue posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ZombieGirl997 said:
2 Blondes are trying to unlock there convertible, kubadilishwa with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the juu is down"
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2 Blondes are trying to unlock there convertible, kubadilishwa with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the juu is down"
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And no Haters because I am very blonde. Natural blonde!
ZombieGirl997 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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WoW , i bet wewe look very beautiful and what color your eyes are ?
Uaan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Then never mind. XD
ZombieGirl997 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Ichigo127 said:
Two men walked into a bar


the third was a duck...
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Two men walked into a bar the third was a duck...
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????
Uaan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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It's Archer. lol
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:D
Ichigo127 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Frozengirl11 said:
Here's my all time famous joke:

Why did the golfer wear a sekunde pair of pants?



Because he got a hole in one!!!!


No pic, sorry!:'(
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Nick3600 said:
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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True-Finn-Fan said:


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LMAO
Ichigo127 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
boytoy_84 said:
broccoli looking like a tree, walnut, jozi looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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broccoli looking like a tree, walnut, jozi looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahah
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KittyBlue said:
Check the funny jokes in these links:
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Check the funny jokes in these links: http://www.tag-pictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/funny-english-jokes-pictures-tag.png https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/e9/9a/a3e99a56ac01b978dea0270dfcebb580.png
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Plz also check the one written in black.
KittyBlue posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Addika4045 said:
(wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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(wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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XD
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