If wewe could call yourself five years zamani and had 30 seconds, what would wewe say?

I only need a few words: Don't drink alcohol, wewe dumb punda whore

Don't study what wewe studied at uni. wewe will find love, relax. Game of Thrones will take over your life, embrace. Stay off fanpop for 2016. Get a job as soon as possible and songesha out. jiunge the gym. Life will get better.

5 years ago? Geesh. Thats a while ago. I dont remember much of what happened between then.

Also, I dont really think I would have alisema much because I dont really want to cause something bad to happen kwa butterfly, kipepeo effect. I dont like the idea of tampering with timelines and personally I value most of the experiences I have. Even my trash Marafiki Ive had, I value the time I had with them and how they taught me.

BUT. If I ignore all of that.

Hey, dont give up on people quite yet. Be careful selecting, but try to make Marafiki and continue being social. If wewe recede, youll loose a lot of abilities wewe wont know that wewe miss until wewe Lost them. Keep up with school and pick up hobbies and skills. Create memories and still, I suggest RPing, it will make your uandishi skills strong, but dont let it consume your life. Keep trying, things fail but there is bound to always be something to bring up a chance.

"Enjoy your life while you're still young. Do what wewe want while wewe still are young. Create cool memories for yourself. Try and make Marafiki instead of shutting yourself in. Also watch zaidi anime."

"There's zaidi to life than Soul Eater wewe twat. Also I know school is shit but wewe should probably actually do your homework."

I would tell myself to not be such a whiny child and have massive hissy fits over stupid things like my biscuits being broken

Stop. Eating. The. Fucking. Doritos.