So wewe ever wonder what the deal is with people who name their kids? Like...people often say "oh I named wewe Benny because wewe looked like a Benny"
Is that racist?
How do we solve the issue? Do we randomize it?
Play Bingo?
Maybe we should make everyone named Benny. "Oh hi Benny. How's Benny doing?" "Benny is great! He and Benny went on a double tarehe with their girlfriends, Benny and Benny."
Wouldn't it also solve the issue of name tags? Rather than the stress-inducing feeling of having to come up with something to write in the "Hello My Name Is ___" thing, wewe can just buy ones that already have "Benny" filled in.