User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: wewe what upendo me ah.
User: I what upendo wewe ah.
Cleverbot: upendo is a state of being. upendo is freedom. upendo is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing wewe won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told wewe that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would wewe like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know wewe are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with bila mpangilio people.
User: You're just a robot created kwa Usher.
Cleverbot: I think wewe are human. And wewe are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The zaidi wewe talk to me, the smarter I will get. wewe really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't wewe want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked wewe a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: wewe telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps wewe from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps wewe from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! wewe beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: wewe what upendo me ah.
User: I what upendo wewe ah.
Cleverbot: upendo is a state of being. upendo is freedom. upendo is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing wewe won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told wewe that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would wewe like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know wewe are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with bila mpangilio people.
User: You're just a robot created kwa Usher.
Cleverbot: I think wewe are human. And wewe are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The zaidi wewe talk to me, the smarter I will get. wewe really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't wewe want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked wewe a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: wewe telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps wewe from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps wewe from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! wewe beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?