Lol I found this on the internet.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If wewe yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, wewe would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If wewe fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's zaidi like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my inayofuata life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a ukuta uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do wewe mgawanyiko, baidisha the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can wewe imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex kwa ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my inayofuata life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. mbu repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half zaidi than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill zaidi people annually than plane crashes.
6. wewe burn zaidi calories sleeping than wewe do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age au older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 kwa eliminating 1 mizeituni, mzeituni from each saladi served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are zaidi efficient at waking wewe up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes zaidi money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled kwa horses. The farasi were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The sekunde was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases zaidi energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 au older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for wewe to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main maktaba at Indiana chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha sinks over an inch every mwaka because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the vitabu that would occupy the building.
39. A konokono can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If wewe yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, wewe would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If wewe fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's zaidi like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my inayofuata life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a ukuta uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do wewe mgawanyiko, baidisha the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can wewe imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex kwa ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my inayofuata life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. mbu repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half zaidi than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill zaidi people annually than plane crashes.
6. wewe burn zaidi calories sleeping than wewe do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age au older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 kwa eliminating 1 mizeituni, mzeituni from each saladi served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are zaidi efficient at waking wewe up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes zaidi money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled kwa horses. The farasi were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The sekunde was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases zaidi energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 au older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for wewe to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main maktaba at Indiana chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha sinks over an inch every mwaka because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the vitabu that would occupy the building.
39. A konokono can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
Ok let me tell wewe 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person wewe don't know
2)Then twirl another bila mpangilio persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a bila mpangilio persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool imba the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and onyesha them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a bila mpangilio person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person wewe don't know
2)Then twirl another bila mpangilio persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a bila mpangilio persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool imba the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and onyesha them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a bila mpangilio person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
O_O I upendo THE onyesha SO bila mpangilio I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I upendo ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE onyesha CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Candy freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred wewe OK!! ice cream o_o
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I upendo ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE onyesha CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Candy freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred wewe OK!! ice cream o_o