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1. I wish wewe were a door so I could slam wewe all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do wewe work for UPS? I thought I saw wewe checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy wewe a drink au do wewe just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted kitanda Thrasher: have wewe seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make wewe the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and wewe can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish wewe were a gppony, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride wewe all siku long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how wewe look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings au the stairway to heaven?

14. wewe might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. wewe must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing wewe do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be wewe kwa morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. wewe know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight au should I walk kwa again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone alisema wewe were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if wewe think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but wewe can tickle me anytime wewe want to.

30. I know maziwa does a body good, but DAMN, how much have wewe been drinking?

31. If wewe were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't wewe like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go nyumbani without me.

34. Do wewe sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do wewe wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I Lost my puppy. Can wewe help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get wewe out of these wet clothes.

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1) wewe lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) wewe have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit kwa the toilet seat.

6) wewe sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th chakula group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) wewe can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while wewe were in the pub.

11) You...
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It seems that every few months, wewe always hear about that new indie title that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes kwa Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, wewe find your character left on a deserted...
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Who alisema car names don't have meanings


FORD

For
Only
Rough
Drivers


HYUNDAI

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

VOLVO πŸš– πŸš– πŸš– πŸš–

πŸš– Very
πŸš– Odd
πŸš– Looking
πŸš– Vehicular
πŸš– Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL πŸš‘ πŸš‘ πŸš‘

πŸš‘ Old
πŸš‘ People
πŸš‘ Enjoying
πŸš‘ Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA πŸš” πŸš” πŸš” πŸš”

πŸš” Hanged
πŸš” Over
πŸš” Now
πŸš” Driving
πŸš” Away

BMW 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
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