-Last night I lay in kitanda looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist alisema something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only wewe get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The inayofuata day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and wewe failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about vitabu is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist alisema something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only wewe get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The inayofuata day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and wewe failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about vitabu is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.
wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gari saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of wewe because of taking notes in class.
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*