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From an barua pepe I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. wewe need it down. wewe don’t hear us complaining about wewe leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon au the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what wewe want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable majibu to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if wewe want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we alisema 6 months zamani is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all maoni become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If wewe think you’re fat, wewe probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we alisema can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes wewe sad au angry, we meant the other one.
14. wewe can either ask us to do something au tell us how wewe want it done. Not both. If wewe already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever wewe have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin, boga is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and wewe say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know wewe are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If wewe ask a swali wewe don’t want an answer to, expect an answer wewe don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything wewe wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless wewe are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, au Cars.
23. wewe have enough clothes.
24. wewe have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank wewe for kusoma this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the kitanda tonight, but did wewe know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
Read zaidi makala from isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. wewe need it down. wewe don’t hear us complaining about wewe leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon au the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what wewe want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable majibu to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if wewe want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we alisema 6 months zamani is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all maoni become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If wewe think you’re fat, wewe probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we alisema can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes wewe sad au angry, we meant the other one.
14. wewe can either ask us to do something au tell us how wewe want it done. Not both. If wewe already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever wewe have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin, boga is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and wewe say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know wewe are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If wewe ask a swali wewe don’t want an answer to, expect an answer wewe don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything wewe wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless wewe are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, au Cars.
23. wewe have enough clothes.
24. wewe have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank wewe for kusoma this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the kitanda tonight, but did wewe know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
Read zaidi makala from isabelle_905
1. wewe grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. wewe take picha of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when wewe sneeze.
5. wewe don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and wewe don’t even work there.
7. wewe spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. wewe can’t even remember your sekunde cup.
10. wewe can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. wewe take picha of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when wewe sneeze.
5. wewe don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and wewe don’t even work there.
7. wewe spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. wewe can’t even remember your sekunde cup.
10. wewe can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five zaidi songs, can wewe believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even alisema that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her inayofuata CD Rebecca promises to have a zaidi natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking nyumbani from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a nyangumi drove kwa in his sedan and alisema happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went nyumbani and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a samaki tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went nyumbani and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a samaki tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my machungwa, chungwa beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here wewe are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look zaidi ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my machungwa, chungwa beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here wewe are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look zaidi ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for wewe then it is zaidi than possible that with a little time wewe two can go back to being friends.
Marafiki and just friends. wewe must be clear about what wewe want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Marafiki with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what wewe want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart wewe still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then wewe are ready to be Marafiki again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Marafiki and the moto alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the moto alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been zaidi funny to wewe if wewe *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop alisema this makala is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the moto alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been zaidi funny to wewe if wewe *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop alisema this makala is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.