I ilitumwa this like yesterday on my own club but got bored and decided to post it here as well. It's all written kwa me only :D
There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a juu hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One siku Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his moto place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south and west for miles and miles. Floating in this sky thing were these black, working escalators with wings. 20 identical climbing maziwa men were going up au down each one depending on whether it was, well, an up au down escalator he was on. Then a giant lollipop named Gerald walked up to Bernard and started speaking French. Even though Bernard only spoke Parseltongue, he somehow understood Gerald. Gerald was talking about a upinde wa mvua toilet mugging his wife's shoe store. Before Bernard could reply, Gerald turned into Spongebob, who then proceeded to eat one of the clouds, and after that he turned into a pink donut. Bernard ate the donut then fell down. A bunch of walking Pokeballs started to crawl out of his eye sockets and stuff. The pokeballs then danced the macarena and took turns hitting each other on the head with taco penguins. THE MOTHERFUCKING END wewe HOBO.
There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a juu hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One siku Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his moto place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south and west for miles and miles. Floating in this sky thing were these black, working escalators with wings. 20 identical climbing maziwa men were going up au down each one depending on whether it was, well, an up au down escalator he was on. Then a giant lollipop named Gerald walked up to Bernard and started speaking French. Even though Bernard only spoke Parseltongue, he somehow understood Gerald. Gerald was talking about a upinde wa mvua toilet mugging his wife's shoe store. Before Bernard could reply, Gerald turned into Spongebob, who then proceeded to eat one of the clouds, and after that he turned into a pink donut. Bernard ate the donut then fell down. A bunch of walking Pokeballs started to crawl out of his eye sockets and stuff. The pokeballs then danced the macarena and took turns hitting each other on the head with taco penguins. THE MOTHERFUCKING END wewe HOBO.
i upendo bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......
I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP
LET ME HEAR wewe SAY
C.....................O....................W
wait that says cow?
well anyway i upendo sheep
I've seen a kondoo eat a banana, ndizi
both of those things i love
I
LOVE
SHEEP!!!!
I
LOVE
BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
WE
LOVE
kondoo AND BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO WRITE A maoni AND MAYBE BECOME
A shabiki OF ME IF U REALLY LIKED IT
OH AND RATE HOW bila mpangilio IT IS OUT OF TEN
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THANK wewe AND I HOPE U WRITE A maoni AND BECOME
A shabiki OF MY makala AND ME
GOODBYE
everything i do.......so........um.......
I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP
LET ME HEAR wewe SAY
C.....................O....................W
wait that says cow?
well anyway i upendo sheep
I've seen a kondoo eat a banana, ndizi
both of those things i love
I
LOVE
SHEEP!!!!
I
LOVE
BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
WE
LOVE
kondoo AND BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO WRITE A maoni AND MAYBE BECOME
A shabiki OF ME IF U REALLY LIKED IT
OH AND RATE HOW bila mpangilio IT IS OUT OF TEN
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THANK wewe AND I HOPE U WRITE A maoni AND BECOME
A shabiki OF MY makala AND ME
GOODBYE