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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
salama to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
salama to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable kwa the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.








Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.


Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

krisimasi Lights
Warning: For indoor au outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark








moto Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable


Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA televisheni Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain moto Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops samaki chakula
Warning: Not for human consumption

nyumbani Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this vazi does not enable wewe to fly.

Silk Soy maziwa
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's mlozi Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food








500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.


beach, pwani Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:
wewe could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided kuoga cap, herufi kubwa in a box:
Fits one head.

Tesco's tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

Marks & Spencer mkate Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car au operate machinery.

Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

String of Chinese-made krisimasi lights:
For indoor au outdoor use only.

Japanese chakula processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Korean jikoni knife:
Warning keep out of children

kofia, chapeo mounted mirror used kwa us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.








Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.


Bottle of shampoo for mbwa
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Hair Dryer
Do not use in shower.

Hair Dryer
Do not use while sleeping.

Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping au unconscious.

Case of a chokoleti CD in a gift basket.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Do not use near fire, flame, au sparks.

Toner cartridge, katriji ya for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 mwaka old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months au less.

Heated kiti, kiti cha cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.








Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.


Electric Cattle Prod
For use on wanyama only.

Can of air freshener.
For use kwa trained personnel only.

Silly Putty
Do not use as ear plugs.

kisu sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!

Deodorant
Do not use intimately.

panya Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Dashboard of a mail truck
Look before driving.

Children's cough medicine
Do not drive car au operate machinery.

Sign at a railroad station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Bottom of a maduka makubwa kitindamlo box
Do not turn upside down.

Package of dice.
Not for human consumption.








Bottled Drink:
Twist juu off with hands. Throw juu away. Do not put juu in mouth.


Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the panya, kipanya kwa its cable au throw the panya, kipanya at co-workers.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury au death.

Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.

Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.

Wrapper of a matunda Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.

Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.








Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.


Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Bus Stop
No stopping au standing.

Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.

Bag of Fritos
wewe could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Credit card statement.
Payment is due kwa the due date.

Laundromat triple washer
No small children.

Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Take care: new non-slip surface.

Box of Pills
Take one capsule kwa mouth three times daily until gone.

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.

Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on kwa setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your televisheni set.

Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.

Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.








machungwa, chungwa juisi Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed machungwa, chungwa juisi from concentrate.


Depend Adult Diapers
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.

Stickers to put on the kiti, kiti cha of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

Lawnmower
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.

Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Container of lighter fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!

Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT kumeza nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless wewe open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Drink bottle label
Do not peel label off.

Woolite carpet cleaner
salama for carpets, too!

Box of Frosted Cheerio's
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

Sterno
Do not use near moto au flame.

Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium

Hose Nozzle
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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