bila mpangilio Article: ways to start your siku off right.

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posted by nidoqueen

1)read something over and over that wewe thing that think is funny that wewe au someone ilitumwa on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before wewe go to school, work, cherch au when your at nyumbani i just got dun, waliopelekwa kusoma a 100 times over what i ilitumwa on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your siku off right

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

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2 bila mpangilio jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending wewe have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if wewe get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first au else they might figure it out.

I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended au if wewe get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono

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The diary of my life (part 1) By: -Yusha-

posted by -Yusha-

Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...

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My orodha of Good Shows

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

Feel free to add some suggestions au reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The uhuishaji is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get zaidi cartoons like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...

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Hell Explained kwa a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual swali aliyopewa on a chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer kwa one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) au endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) au some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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Fix Me.

posted by LUV_4_BIEBER

I find your smile unbelievable
Passion unsustainable
My moyo beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my moyo is mgawanyiko, baidisha in two
Every thought I ever had about wewe are buzzing in my head
I pray one siku i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Kissing your lips
I hope one siku wewe dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart

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makala I Wrote About Being Hated

posted by AnimeFan66

In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that wewe and the people wewe care about stick together for periods of time until wewe get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen mashabiki but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the mashabiki I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly au being abused au played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....

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About Me!!!! Please maoni

posted by selenagomezfan7

Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My inayopendelewa Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My inayopendelewa Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez drake Bell!☆ ..... My inayopendelewa Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby drake kengele Our upendo My kauli mbiu I upendo Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My kasha pokezi Thanks Ooh Please Comment

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boys

posted by CUTEDXC

tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the siku u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

wewe can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck wewe SAW NOTHING

NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake

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Do wewe think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a beach, pwani in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits inayofuata to me on the crooked mti that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still onyesha in her eyes and the grime...

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In response to sapherequeen's question- twilight viungo in the bila mpangilio spot

posted by jedigal1990

okay i decided to do this to prove to all wewe twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's swali asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So wewe know i didn't include anything about the war between those who upendo and those who hate twilight au anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the swali i am responding to

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wow there are some really great people on here

posted by jedigal1990

hello fanpopers i'm writting this makala to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I upendo all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two dakika over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I upendo being on a site where wewe can have a group of Marafiki that wewe live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for wewe its...

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Druckies Part 2

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hujambo watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of machungwa, chungwa traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your chajio, chakula cha jioni with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in bila mpangilio spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone wewe meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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mysterious upendo chapter 4

posted by lilred96

mysterious upendo

-chapter four-

He alisema "Hello June" in a com voice...my moyo melted kwa the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I alisema "Hi mathew" I could here the classic kinanda playing a soft upendo song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I alisema "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he alisema "What class are wewe headed too?"
"Reading" I alisema
He put his hands in his pockets...