GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So wewe have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hujambo girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did wewe know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken supu actually makes wewe feel better. 94% of boys would upendo it if wewe sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your juu lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult wewe when they like you! 89% of guys want wewe to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chokoleti will make wewe feel better! Most boys think it's cute when wewe say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that wewe have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL upendo surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * Congratulations!! Your wish has just been received repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the inayofuata 15mins and...Your wish WILL COME TRUE!!!!
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 dakika later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they alisema ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 dakika later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they alisema ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell wewe guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
If wewe want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!
File your nails: Every week wewe need to file wewe nails. Why? Because when wewe file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one kanzu, koti of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.
Oil: Use almond, baby au mizeituni, mzeituni oil on your nails after wewe have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The sekunde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.