Q: Why did the ukanda get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big mpira wa kikapu fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But wewe forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- wewe already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't wewe tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived nyumbani from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big mpira wa kikapu fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But wewe forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- wewe already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't wewe tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived nyumbani from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hujambo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were wewe only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK wewe HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 saa LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been zaidi understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story kwa thing because wewe know it's kwa me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hujambo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were wewe only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK wewe HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 saa LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been zaidi understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story kwa thing because wewe know it's kwa me*
dear,2timer
wewe alisema wewe loved me
wewe alisema wewe cared
wewe alisema i was the moon in wewe dark sky
wewe alisema i made wewe moyo complete
wewe alisema i made wewe smile when wewe were weak
wewe alisema no girl could compare
wewe alisema i was beautiful
wewe alisema i was the first real kiss wewe ever had
wewe lied
wewe played me
yo turned my world black
wewe broke my moyo and made me weak
wewe fucked my so called friend
wewe made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
wewe cheat wewe bastard! don't come round here again cuz wewe fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I upendo you, not! I hope wewe like my upendo letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
wewe alisema wewe loved me
wewe alisema wewe cared
wewe alisema i was the moon in wewe dark sky
wewe alisema i made wewe moyo complete
wewe alisema i made wewe smile when wewe were weak
wewe alisema no girl could compare
wewe alisema i was beautiful
wewe alisema i was the first real kiss wewe ever had
wewe lied
wewe played me
yo turned my world black
wewe broke my moyo and made me weak
wewe fucked my so called friend
wewe made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
wewe cheat wewe bastard! don't come round here again cuz wewe fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I upendo you, not! I hope wewe like my upendo letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun