here's a orodha of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny
1.If granny wants wewe to chew her matunda . simply grab the now chewed matunda with a napkin and give to granny that way wewe can avoid having bacteria au saliva. if wewe don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack wewe for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her chakula watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for wewe if wewe do then granny will be gone kwa a sekunde trust me she disappears like batman! au just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants wewe to meet precious simple, reply with a yes au no respond. that is , if wewe wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants wewe to meet her pet , i suggest wewe come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever wewe get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know wewe have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest wewe buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever swali granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where wewe are au right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless wewe want your family to be called ham and cheese
1.If granny wants wewe to chew her matunda . simply grab the now chewed matunda with a napkin and give to granny that way wewe can avoid having bacteria au saliva. if wewe don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack wewe for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her chakula watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for wewe if wewe do then granny will be gone kwa a sekunde trust me she disappears like batman! au just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants wewe to meet precious simple, reply with a yes au no respond. that is , if wewe wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants wewe to meet her pet , i suggest wewe come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever wewe get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know wewe have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest wewe buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever swali granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where wewe are au right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless wewe want your family to be called ham and cheese
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD wewe NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! wewe Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite wewe if wewe dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO wewe SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do wewe wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD wewe NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! wewe Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite wewe if wewe dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO wewe SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do wewe wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=