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posted by danmarino900
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help au ideas as to what it might be au what she can do to fix herself?
posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to nyumbani room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. machungu, bitters says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do wewe want, Dib?" Ms. machungu, bitters asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. machungu, bitters replies. "Do wewe notice anything strange about...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a bila mpangilio stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks wewe want wewe want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't wewe like to know???!!!???"

10. When wewe hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead au alive
Wanted
Dead au alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes wewe tell the day
By the bottle that wewe drink
And times when you're alone
When all wewe do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead au alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead au alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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It’s not time to give this one zaidi try, I don’t think so
Last night wewe alisema wewe want a last lie
I can’t let wewe wreck my plans
I’m planning to let wewe go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to futa you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) futa you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much wewe care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want wewe not there...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always wewe and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 wewe and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just uandishi about bila mpangilio things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a orodha of my absolute inayopendelewa words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but zaidi epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but wewe don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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posted by sensativEmo
The argument over what's considered to be real muziki goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have wewe been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act au karakana crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! wewe just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do wewe upendo someone without getting hurt
How do wewe upendo someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do wewe love, how do wewe upendo someone
How do wewe love, how do wewe upendo someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her vitabu inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep wewe out au something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged mbele in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by misscrazel
     
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by misscrazel
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Alice Rossetti sat at the jikoni meza, jedwali eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but wewe and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't wewe go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
      💜💜💜
That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

                     2
Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings nyumbani her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it au not
We got each other and that's a lot
For upendo we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that wewe want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything wewe choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make wewe happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this upendo we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush wewe can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush wewe can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Shot through the moyo and you're to blame
Darlin' wewe give upendo a bad name

An angel's smile is what wewe sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of upendo got a hold on me
When passion's a prison wewe can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the moyo and you're to blame
You give upendo a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and wewe play your game
You give upendo a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, wewe give upendo a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, wewe act so shy...
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posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by K5-HOWL
It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 Mbwa mwitu loups were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, zaidi than 1,545 Mbwa mwitu loups roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 Mbwa mwitu loups are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The Mbwa mwitu loups have had tremendous maarufu support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been kwa far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect siku to make a orodha of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy wewe like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts wewe au tells wewe you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do wewe think wewe can actually do for a whole year?