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posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that wewe may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak, mnofu that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper tantrums. [7] He spat in an old man's face. [8]

Then there are a few unconfirmed reports from security guards and others:

He won't ride in limousines if he doesn't like the color. He's faked an asthma attack and then laughed at arriving paramedics. When he does visit children's hospitals, he won't get near the kids while cameras are off. He's been removed from a movie theater kicking and screaming while calling everyone "worthless monkeys."

Justin Bieber is NOT a good person. At all. No one should idolize this person regardless of his music. Again, It's your life and your choice. I can only make wewe aware and warn you. The choice is in your hands but not the consequences.
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Marafiki good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks au anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same muziki as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff au make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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At least a dozen times a siku wewe hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say wewe hate society, wewe say wewe can’t stand it. wewe say wewe hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people wewe see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, wewe all are. wewe were born this way, wewe will die this way. wewe are society, and society is you. wewe are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your Marafiki along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and onyesha your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they alisema your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a swali and say some thing bila mpangilio like.. i like cheese... au carrots are pink... au say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, wewe will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last siku of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a orodha of the stuff I need for school inayofuata September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...
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