Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever alisema to me
10. "If wewe keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."
This was ilitumwa on my fanpop ukuta kwa Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her ukuta letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."
9. "Do wewe want some beer?"
I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?
8. "I'm your Mother"
I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada au something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?
7. "Is the water wet?"
I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.
6. "Why are wewe running?"
I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks wewe why you're retreating.
5. "You need to get zaidi kills"
While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.
4. "Ford GT's suck"
Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.
3. "Trains suck"
What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, au electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.
2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."
I ilitumwa a two part fanfic on the Regular onyesha club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 ilitumwa this maoni on my shabiki fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.
1. "Every single american is a fat person"
Of course this was alisema kwa someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.
And that concludes the juu ten dumbest things ever alisema to me.
10. "If wewe keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."
This was ilitumwa on my fanpop ukuta kwa Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her ukuta letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."
9. "Do wewe want some beer?"
I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?
8. "I'm your Mother"
I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada au something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?
7. "Is the water wet?"
I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.
6. "Why are wewe running?"
I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks wewe why you're retreating.
5. "You need to get zaidi kills"
While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.
4. "Ford GT's suck"
Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.
3. "Trains suck"
What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, au electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.
2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."
I ilitumwa a two part fanfic on the Regular onyesha club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 ilitumwa this maoni on my shabiki fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.
1. "Every single american is a fat person"
Of course this was alisema kwa someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.
And that concludes the juu ten dumbest things ever alisema to me.
juu 24 Eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope wewe like this one better than the first one please leave a maoni if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope wewe like this one better than the first one please leave a maoni if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
10. Sing “Bad Touch” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
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emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My moyo is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its upendo i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Marafiki call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My moyo is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its upendo i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Marafiki call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless picha of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied kwa some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged picha of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” alisema her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied kwa some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged picha of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” alisema her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!