here they are... in no particular order...
1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a nyota mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded kwa sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let wewe charge directly from the ukuta (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked kwa a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in dodge-ball (*me gusta* me safe)
8.teachers that don't give homework on weekends (they deserve the nobel peace prize for reducing stress for teens.)
9. automatic sprinklers (guess who doesn't have to water the garden anymore...)
10.remotes (reducing the energy needed to get up and change the channel... what a wonderful invention)
11. duct tape (oh the possibilities are endless...)
12. instructions that come with pictures (i will never get this thing built and--- oh look they got pictures... i'll be done within the hour.)
13. Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste (spreading the wealth without spreading the work)
14. microwaveable chakula (like i got time to use the stove...)
15. Snow (let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.)
16. USA!! ('Merica)
17. Family (somebodies got to get wewe the presents... but fuck that shit... gotta get the upendo <3)
18. watches ("hey what time is it", "time for wewe to get a watch", *pulls out watch* "what now bitch"... they also help wewe keep track of time)
19. sinema (who needs the to read the book anyway)
20.Shows (reasons to watch TV)
21. Adventure time (i have spent tons of money and wasted tons of time on this... i could have enough money to buy a brand new computer and could have learned how to play the guitar... WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME!!! i made the right choices)
22. clothes (keeping my body warm and junk, taka out of site... what zaidi can wewe ask for?)
23. Headphones (keeps people from imba my fav songs via stereo)
24. Video games. (no explanation required)
25.alarm clocks (letting me no oversleep and miss the bus... also helps improve my throwing accuracy with my shoe...)
26. Text vitabu that have the majibu written in them (well looks like i'm gonna have an easy semester)
27. that time when wewe don't know the answer and are completely lost... and the teacher doesn't call on wewe to solve the problem (THANK GOD!)
28. paper (giving me something to doodle on when i'm too bored to work but don't have anything else to do)
29. Early release days (getting out of school early... always a celebration inside my heart)
30. fishing (can be boring... but the moment wewe get that bite... ALL WORTH IT!)
31. Hunting (bragging rights and meat... in no particular order)
32. lights (keeping our toes from being stubbed in the dark... and also allowing us to see i guess that's important too...)
33. beds (Zzzzz.... *sleep talking* so... comfy....Zzzz)
34.freedom (refer back to USA)
35. Christianity (not going to hell... and there's no greater feeling than that... if wewe see it coming anyway...)
36. the Bible (don't read it as often as i should... but it's comforting to know that it's there for when i am lost...)
37. Church (the have the two things above and socialization/community)
38. Republicans (may not be the best... but without them... only democrats remain *scared look* that's a world i don't want to live in)
39. cars (you ever feel like walking/jogging/running 30+ miles to town every day?)
40. pillows (no one else can touch my head and it not be uncomfortable)
41. chakula (well... i like living... and chakula keeps me alive... so therefor i like food)
42. Water (see maoni above)
43. Being alive (some people just don't get how great it is to just be alive... such a waste to commit suicide)
44. heated water (there's a reason i take long showers... *Me Gusta*)
45. Rage Comics (haters gonna hate)
46. Imagination (was best summed up kwa Spongebob Squarepants... haters gonna hate)
47. Finnamers/Finname pics (So much WIN in this)
48. Other Christians/Catholics (making me feel not alone in my religious world... Thank wewe god)
49. Mirrors (stopping embarrassing "they drew on my face" moments and other appearance related occurences BEFORE they happen)
50. Completing a 50 thing post (satisfaction in the fact that I'm DONE... just... yes)
1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a nyota mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded kwa sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let wewe charge directly from the ukuta (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked kwa a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in dodge-ball (*me gusta* me safe)
8.teachers that don't give homework on weekends (they deserve the nobel peace prize for reducing stress for teens.)
9. automatic sprinklers (guess who doesn't have to water the garden anymore...)
10.remotes (reducing the energy needed to get up and change the channel... what a wonderful invention)
11. duct tape (oh the possibilities are endless...)
12. instructions that come with pictures (i will never get this thing built and--- oh look they got pictures... i'll be done within the hour.)
13. Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste (spreading the wealth without spreading the work)
14. microwaveable chakula (like i got time to use the stove...)
15. Snow (let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.)
16. USA!! ('Merica)
17. Family (somebodies got to get wewe the presents... but fuck that shit... gotta get the upendo <3)
18. watches ("hey what time is it", "time for wewe to get a watch", *pulls out watch* "what now bitch"... they also help wewe keep track of time)
19. sinema (who needs the to read the book anyway)
20.Shows (reasons to watch TV)
21. Adventure time (i have spent tons of money and wasted tons of time on this... i could have enough money to buy a brand new computer and could have learned how to play the guitar... WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME!!! i made the right choices)
22. clothes (keeping my body warm and junk, taka out of site... what zaidi can wewe ask for?)
23. Headphones (keeps people from imba my fav songs via stereo)
24. Video games. (no explanation required)
25.alarm clocks (letting me no oversleep and miss the bus... also helps improve my throwing accuracy with my shoe...)
26. Text vitabu that have the majibu written in them (well looks like i'm gonna have an easy semester)
27. that time when wewe don't know the answer and are completely lost... and the teacher doesn't call on wewe to solve the problem (THANK GOD!)
28. paper (giving me something to doodle on when i'm too bored to work but don't have anything else to do)
29. Early release days (getting out of school early... always a celebration inside my heart)
30. fishing (can be boring... but the moment wewe get that bite... ALL WORTH IT!)
31. Hunting (bragging rights and meat... in no particular order)
32. lights (keeping our toes from being stubbed in the dark... and also allowing us to see i guess that's important too...)
33. beds (Zzzzz.... *sleep talking* so... comfy....Zzzz)
34.freedom (refer back to USA)
35. Christianity (not going to hell... and there's no greater feeling than that... if wewe see it coming anyway...)
36. the Bible (don't read it as often as i should... but it's comforting to know that it's there for when i am lost...)
37. Church (the have the two things above and socialization/community)
38. Republicans (may not be the best... but without them... only democrats remain *scared look* that's a world i don't want to live in)
39. cars (you ever feel like walking/jogging/running 30+ miles to town every day?)
40. pillows (no one else can touch my head and it not be uncomfortable)
41. chakula (well... i like living... and chakula keeps me alive... so therefor i like food)
42. Water (see maoni above)
43. Being alive (some people just don't get how great it is to just be alive... such a waste to commit suicide)
44. heated water (there's a reason i take long showers... *Me Gusta*)
45. Rage Comics (haters gonna hate)
46. Imagination (was best summed up kwa Spongebob Squarepants... haters gonna hate)
47. Finnamers/Finname pics (So much WIN in this)
48. Other Christians/Catholics (making me feel not alone in my religious world... Thank wewe god)
49. Mirrors (stopping embarrassing "they drew on my face" moments and other appearance related occurences BEFORE they happen)
50. Completing a 50 thing post (satisfaction in the fact that I'm DONE... just... yes)
one siku i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin kissing a panya who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.
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