Oh god.. Oh god...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Seans death kwa papa attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a papa attack.. All while his screams are drowned kwa the krisimasi singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the papa was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..
So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the beach, pwani ever again... Why would they EVER go the beach, pwani after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
wewe know, the guy who blows up the first after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile wewe son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, wewe big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when wewe think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking MOVE!? This place is a clear danger zone.. Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. wewe think they’d learn kwa now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the papa followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of psychoic connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the papa attacks the whole family. Including the little girl.
So Ellen steals Michael's mashua and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the papa attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him.
He later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. au a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the papa crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the papa angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1. And she having all these events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile wewe son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. wewe know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten kwa a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. wewe can watch fo a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Seans death kwa papa attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a papa attack.. All while his screams are drowned kwa the krisimasi singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the papa was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..
So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the beach, pwani ever again... Why would they EVER go the beach, pwani after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
wewe know, the guy who blows up the first after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile wewe son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, wewe big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when wewe think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking MOVE!? This place is a clear danger zone.. Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. wewe think they’d learn kwa now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the papa followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of psychoic connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the papa attacks the whole family. Including the little girl.
So Ellen steals Michael's mashua and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the papa attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him.
He later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. au a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the papa crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the papa angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1. And she having all these events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile wewe son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. wewe know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten kwa a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. wewe can watch fo a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, au added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A siku In The Life Of A fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in zaidi articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
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And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A siku In The Life Of A fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in zaidi articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new kobe, kasa sandwich, sandwichi this week. But I am uandishi this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought zaidi about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between sinema and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch sinema far zaidi often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city wewe might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make zaidi time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought zaidi about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between sinema and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch sinema far zaidi often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city wewe might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make zaidi time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude maoni to yourself. I hope wewe like it and please tell me what wewe think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper au self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming au seem polite. au he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, au worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear zaidi of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? au simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a dakika then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
