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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi au Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know wewe want me
I made it obvious that I want wewe too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that wewe move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what wewe wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that wewe do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight...
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-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking Annie?
Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking?
Annie are wewe walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE wewe WALKING???!!!!
ARE wewe WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are wewe walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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The onyesha SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The onyesha SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed kwa a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine dakika of the onyesha may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob au Caillou, in which picha change zaidi slowly, au to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy kubeba on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some chakula while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the jikoni and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the jikoni was when Tina got nyumbani she saw what the jikoni was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their nyumbani the Teddy kubeba was hiding in the jikoni cupboard as it chuckled...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are wewe up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any junk, taka chakula au soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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A Nice siku To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the nyasi to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot zaidi fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope wewe enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all wewe opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't wewe see, the resolve to cut wewe reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long zamani me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and alisema "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years au so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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(CREATED kwa RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do wewe always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd wewe treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
i upendo this lol
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have wewe watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash sinema like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a orodha like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also uandishi taunting letters to police. If wewe heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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