This is kwa far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
maswali ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic maswali being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some majibu that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can wewe send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi beach, pwani on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bia you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some siku trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin au Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a mwaka and a half zamani to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it salama to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can wewe send me a orodha of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do wewe have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do wewe celebrate krisimasi in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when wewe get here.)
Q: Can wewe give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is maziwa available all mwaka round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and wewe should be about right)
Q: I have a swali about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of kubeba and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where wewe can make upendo outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
maswali ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic maswali being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some majibu that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can wewe send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi beach, pwani on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bia you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some siku trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin au Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a mwaka and a half zamani to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it salama to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can wewe send me a orodha of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do wewe have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do wewe celebrate krisimasi in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when wewe get here.)
Q: Can wewe give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is maziwa available all mwaka round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and wewe should be about right)
Q: I have a swali about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of kubeba and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where wewe can make upendo outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for the moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
maybe wewe aliiba it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for he moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find wewe soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of wewe know it as the only song i know kwa moyo from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge buibui i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!