mysterious upendo
- chapter 13-
"Ok wewe can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought wewe would like them."
"Well wewe were right! " Then I realized I was uigizaji like a 6 mwaka old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not uigizaji like a six mwaka old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I alisema the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when wewe smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would wewe say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on Google or...)
"So are we going to drive them au not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with wewe and onyesha wewe how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and alisema with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go gari and taped au the kiti, kiti cha behind him.
"So wewe coming au are wewe just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the kiti, kiti cha behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then wewe could here the sound of the little engine,and the go gari took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
- chapter 13-
"Ok wewe can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought wewe would like them."
"Well wewe were right! " Then I realized I was uigizaji like a 6 mwaka old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not uigizaji like a six mwaka old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I alisema the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when wewe smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would wewe say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on Google or...)
"So are we going to drive them au not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with wewe and onyesha wewe how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and alisema with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go gari and taped au the kiti, kiti cha behind him.
"So wewe coming au are wewe just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the kiti, kiti cha behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then wewe could here the sound of the little engine,and the go gari took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'