This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:
1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily.
5 chokoleti kills dogs! True, chokoleti affects a dog's moyo and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars aliyopewa out during World War II were made of wood.
9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so wewe could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
12 The original name for the butterfly, kipepeo was "flutterby"!
13 kwa raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, wewe can't sink in quicksand.
14 mbu repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
17 Michael Jordan makes zaidi money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18 Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
19 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it kwa her doctor.
20 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
21 To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, stick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let wewe go instantly.
22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
23 The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
26 The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
27 Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
28 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
33 Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
34 Brains are zaidi active sleeping than watching TV.
35 Blue is the inayopendelewa color of 80 percent of Americans.
36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.
37 There are zaidi chickens than people in the world.
38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
39 There are zaidi telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred maswali a day.
41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.
42 The three wealthiest families in the world have zaidi assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.
44 Intelligent people have zaidi zinc and copper in their hair.
45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.
47 wewe burn zaidi calories sleeping than wewe do watching TV.
48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep wewe from crying.
50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
51 When the moon is directly overhead, wewe weigh slightly less.
52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife au mother because they were both deaf.
53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded
54 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
56 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
57 "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.
58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
59 The sentence "the quick brown fox, mbweha jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.
60 If the population of China walked past wewe in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction
61 China has zaidi English speakers than the United States.
62 Every human spent about half an saa as a single cell.
63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but kwa adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.
66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.
67 According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
68 The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
69 If wewe leave Tokyo kwa plane at 7:00am, wewe will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the awali da ]y.
70 Scientists in Australia's Parkes uchunguzi, iliyogundua thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.
71 Wearing headphones for an saa increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
72 zaidi than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
74 Coca-Cola was originally green.
75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
80 wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
81 It is impossible to lick your elbow.
82 People say "Bless you" when wewe sneeze because when wewe sneeze, your moyo stops for a millisecond.
83 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
84 The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is alisema to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
85 If wewe sneeze too hard, wewe can fracture a rib. If wewe try to suppress a sneeze, wewe can rupture a blood vessel in your head au neck and die.
86 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, klabu - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
87 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
88 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
89 If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
90 If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
91 swali - This is the only chakula that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
92 A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
93 A konokono can sleep for three years.
94 All polar bears are left handed.
95 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 kwa eliminating one mizeituni, mzeituni from each saladi served in first-class.
96 Butterflies taste with their feet.
97 Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
98 In the last 4000 years, no new wanyama have been domesticated.
99 On average, people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
100 Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
101 Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
102 The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
103 The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
104 The human moyo creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
105 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over one million descendants.
106 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
107 Most lipstick contains samaki scales.
108 And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily.
5 chokoleti kills dogs! True, chokoleti affects a dog's moyo and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars aliyopewa out during World War II were made of wood.
9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so wewe could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
12 The original name for the butterfly, kipepeo was "flutterby"!
13 kwa raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, wewe can't sink in quicksand.
14 mbu repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
17 Michael Jordan makes zaidi money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18 Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
19 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it kwa her doctor.
20 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
21 To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, stick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let wewe go instantly.
22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
23 The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
26 The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
27 Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
28 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
33 Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
34 Brains are zaidi active sleeping than watching TV.
35 Blue is the inayopendelewa color of 80 percent of Americans.
36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.
37 There are zaidi chickens than people in the world.
38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
39 There are zaidi telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred maswali a day.
41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.
42 The three wealthiest families in the world have zaidi assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.
44 Intelligent people have zaidi zinc and copper in their hair.
45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.
47 wewe burn zaidi calories sleeping than wewe do watching TV.
48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep wewe from crying.
50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
51 When the moon is directly overhead, wewe weigh slightly less.
52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife au mother because they were both deaf.
53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded
54 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
56 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
57 "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.
58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
59 The sentence "the quick brown fox, mbweha jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.
60 If the population of China walked past wewe in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction
61 China has zaidi English speakers than the United States.
62 Every human spent about half an saa as a single cell.
63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but kwa adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.
66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.
67 According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
68 The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
69 If wewe leave Tokyo kwa plane at 7:00am, wewe will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the awali da ]y.
70 Scientists in Australia's Parkes uchunguzi, iliyogundua thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.
71 Wearing headphones for an saa increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
72 zaidi than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
74 Coca-Cola was originally green.
75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
80 wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
81 It is impossible to lick your elbow.
82 People say "Bless you" when wewe sneeze because when wewe sneeze, your moyo stops for a millisecond.
83 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
84 The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is alisema to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
85 If wewe sneeze too hard, wewe can fracture a rib. If wewe try to suppress a sneeze, wewe can rupture a blood vessel in your head au neck and die.
86 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, klabu - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
87 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
88 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
89 If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
90 If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
91 swali - This is the only chakula that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
92 A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
93 A konokono can sleep for three years.
94 All polar bears are left handed.
95 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 kwa eliminating one mizeituni, mzeituni from each saladi served in first-class.
96 Butterflies taste with their feet.
97 Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
98 In the last 4000 years, no new wanyama have been domesticated.
99 On average, people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
100 Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
101 Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
102 The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
103 The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
104 The human moyo creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
105 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over one million descendants.
106 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
107 Most lipstick contains samaki scales.
108 And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.