When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the sinema that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their sinema look GOOD.
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If wewe haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know wewe shouldn't judge a movie kwa it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just kwa watching the trailer, I can tell wewe the whole storyline:
Guy mbwa mwitu and girl mbwa mwitu of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding au two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the uhuishaji looks sekunde class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a mbwa mwitu look sexy in a kid's movie?
I upendo ranting! =D
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If wewe haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know wewe shouldn't judge a movie kwa it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just kwa watching the trailer, I can tell wewe the whole storyline:
Guy mbwa mwitu and girl mbwa mwitu of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding au two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the uhuishaji looks sekunde class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a mbwa mwitu look sexy in a kid's movie?
I upendo ranting! =D
Never mind the haters. All they do is break wewe down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana, ndizi even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
one siku that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny alisema hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarehe ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him nyumbani AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO nyumbani AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE alisema WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE alisema COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Candy road like 45 like sekunde zamani and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like wewe like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went nyumbani and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.