bila mpangilio Article: Cheerleaders!!

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posted by MOLLYMAYJR

ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book kwa its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders au u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id upendo to hear ur thoughts!!

deathding and xogagaxo like this

softballqueen NOT ALL CHEERLEADERS E STUCK UP SO GET OVER THEM BEIN PRETTIER THAN U N DNT COMPLAIN BOUT IT

Roxas1314 So far, they're the bitchiest, meanest people to anyone who don't fit their style or standards, thereby leaving 100% of the population that AREN'T cheerleaders in the "ew" zone. They also cannot seem to learn any basic educational skills, such as, but not limited to; 2+2=4. Whereas a cheerleader may think it was a phone number for their boyfriend, hairstylist, or valet parking in some retarded place they've never been to. They also have no REAL social skills other than putting every living thing beneath them because they all get to have "fun time" with the Jocks. Which proves their worthlessness further by re-proving their slutness. As if that wasn't enough, their complete outlook on anything school related is "Ew, like, boriiiiing" or some shitty response like it. SCHOOL DETERMINES YOUR OUTCOME IN LIFE! IF YOU HAVE THEIR OUTLOOK YOU'LL END UP A WORTHLESS STRIPPER WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM! I'm done ranting...TEEHEE!!!!

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added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroes of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

As many of wewe know I made a orodha of 20 inayopendelewa animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous au something. Anyway just like with my inayopendelewa animated heroines orodha I'm going to be making a orodha of the worst animated heroes. I just upendo to do these hate makala just as much as my inayopendelewa ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just zaidi fun because wewe get to make zaidi jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a maoni and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

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100 Hottest Male watu mashuhuri (In My Opinion) Part 4

posted by saz19126

Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him

62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish

63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes

64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are wewe doing?", say, "What are wewe doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the kitanda until wewe give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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juu 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall ukuta and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 sekunde and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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When wewe see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: Google

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can wewe fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did wewe know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last mwaka met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the juu of a skyscraper, maghorofa it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued kwa the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most maarufu domestic trip activity kwa American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started uandishi it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if wewe don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest wewe don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Marafiki and either forget all about us au tell a story about the hideous freak wewe met tonight. wewe don’t know me, if wewe did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Marafiki - except my brother....

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Everybody Loves Raymond nukuu

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to upendo Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to upendo every day.
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are wewe talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, wewe have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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26 Key and Peele nukuu I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd wewe leave the toilet kiti, kiti cha up?
Peele: bitch, kahaba WHY WAS wewe LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do wewe even WANT to hang out!?...

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upendo Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

added by NagisaFurukawa-

juu Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my orodha of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six au something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her sinema lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

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juu 10 Most Lovable Jerks On televisheni

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This orodha is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, au just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take maoni asking maswali from the last episode and answer them in the inayofuata article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope wewe enjoy our sekunde episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who ametoa maoni in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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juu 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started inaonyesha some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of wewe who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released kwa sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I alisema that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for wewe to get zaidi detailed information, just...