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posted by ITF
kwa Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for majibu to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.

My maziwa is for you, not him all
You enjoy what wewe eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case wewe didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be nyumbani schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 juu thngs i upendo besides family and Marafiki :
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music has...
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1. wewe can name zaidi types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean wewe would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.

4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink wewe have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes kwa boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If wewe accidentally write...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a maarufu place for suicides , The forest is a maarufu place for suicides, reportedly the most maarufu in Japan and sekunde in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
wewe can be the karanga siagi to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the wingu when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy wewe complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by australia-101
wewe may be stupid if... can't remember how to spell "IQ." can't remember the number for 911. just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon. use correction fluid on your PC monitor. fail Physical Education. can not spell it. try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage! put braille on a drive up teller machine. think taco kengele is a Mexican phone company. think a pigpen is something to write with!!! think a cartoon is a song about automobiles. use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder. frequently...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect wewe from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life wewe wore heavy mittens. If wewe dial a phone, try to use a remote control, au try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything wewe see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether au not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, sekunde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something wewe aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner au later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what wewe really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, au take her to dinner, also sometimes a card au a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, wewe wont die...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she alisema it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written kwa a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As wewe will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells wewe a joke and wewe say "LOL".

3. wewe watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. wewe have called out someone's screen name while making upendo to your significant other.

5. wewe keep begging your Marafiki to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. wewe have to get a 2d phone line just so wewe can call pizza Hut.

9. wewe go into labour and wewe stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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posted by Phineas-Fangirl
Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I upendo cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My inayopendelewa bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my inayopendelewa numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.

4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.

5. I will be with wewe forever.

6. wewe have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do wewe think ?

When wewe break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses wewe - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want wewe to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants wewe to read it ]
When she walks away from wewe mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes wewe au hit's wewe - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at wewe - [ Kiss her and tell her wewe upendo her ]
When she ignore's wewe - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. wewe have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets wewe a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If wewe want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if wewe are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add zaidi on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ muziki vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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