101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”
5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start...
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