Funny Things

Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a bitch, kahaba au a dick which ever gender wewe are!



1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so wewe can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have Marafiki to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a mwaka later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep...

1) Women upendo to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...