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Further proof that most Facebook statuses are terrible.

What if, instead of simply writing your next emotion-filled Facebook status for all your friends too see, you say exactly what you were going to write directly to their faces? How freaking awkward would that be? Yeah, because no one talks like that. And yet we all have no problem doing it on our social media pages.

Whether it\'s "Like this status if you like me" or "I\'m going off the grid for a little while so just call my phone," no one is safe from the periodic obnoxious Facebook post.

video creator Jason Horton shows in his video, next time you feel one coming on, say it out loud to yourself and then see just how truly stupid it sounds.

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