The best way to communicate with a samaki is to drop them a line. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Male deer have buck teeth. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A zoo had a ngamia with no humps named 'Humphrey.' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

to win at tug-of-war, wewe must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One horse alisema to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the swali ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One panzi told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Moar puns pls. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever heard of an honest cheetah? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Having your hand amputated must be a handful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's OK to watch an tembo bathe as they usually have their trunks on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

where do vitabu sleep?
under their covers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Where do wewe find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how do wewe train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
wewe give them a drill instructor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a man walked into a bar. a sekunde man saw it and ducked just in time ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Doing koki with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the seductive ufagio salesmen swept me off my feet ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why won't a bike stand up kwa itself?
its two tired ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. wewe could say he has teleAPATHY ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I murder so many verses, wewe can say I killed hip hop. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got a black dog
Call it a bitch, kahaba nigga ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i bought a smoking koti, jacket and blazer at a moto sale ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

puns should be eradicated from existence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't get this Squid Girl anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

do wewe know any chemistry jokes?
NaH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the beach, pwani when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shoot wewe on Halloween call it trigger treating ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Priests hate cos/tan ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i used to be a dhahabu prospector, but it didn't really pan out ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to mgawanyiko, baidisha hares ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this ukuta is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can tell if a doctor's a quack when wewe see his large bill ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 dakika ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

art thou feelin it now mr krabs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why can't wewe hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ukanda near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new mwaka received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a salama house. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if we're posting bad puns on the ukuta count me in
i see alisema the blind man, i saw alisema the carpenter ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Took my old girlfriend out to chajio, chakula cha jioni call dat Fed-Ex. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to bila mpangilio person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more au less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes bila mpangilio person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the bila mpangilio club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So wewe come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

young man, there's no need to feel down ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita