two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone
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Where do wewe find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
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One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. wewe could say he has teleAPATHY
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I can't get this Squid Girl anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it.
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there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent
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A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime.
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An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ukanda near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new mwaka received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a salama house.
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I knew a poet who would start uandishi poetry after getting up in the morning. wewe could say he went from kitanda to versezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to bila mpangilio person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more au less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes bila mpangilio person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!
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Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if wewe wana talk about it, just send me a messagezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies.
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I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I tafuta it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XDzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita