Oh... wewe hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe dress up then don't be shy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Halloween!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I want to just sleep and never wake up ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So why do wewe build me up, build me up ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do what wewe want cause a pirate is free
wewe are a pirate. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to tangaza klabu but
if there are any mashabiki of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if wewe joined link uwu

wewe don't have to au anything if wewe don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I want to eat zaidi warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese chakula because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know wewe make me wanna (shout!) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"u smell bad" respect the onions ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i hate when people try to get into my business...like jesus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WE LIVE FOR THIS upendo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dont wewe know my punda is famous!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

imba is a grate way to express your self! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wut dope shite has been goin' down? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I upendo warheads. They're so freakin sour! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the sekunde season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what wewe give is what wewe get ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe only get what wewe give. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of my best Marafiki was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dora the explorer. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Marafiki in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He alisema he would barua pepe the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a bila mpangilio swali here...link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

16 puns of pages. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of kubeba claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to kubeba arms. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Smile! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did wewe hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A truck full of matunda crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic jam, jamu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

two samaki were in a tank. one alisema to the other "do wewe know how to drive this thing?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Friction: it's such a drag. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ben Stiller is a thief ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS JESUS ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

working at the pants factory really wore me out ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One last pun ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

man those wind tunnels really blew me away ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend wewe socket instead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Feudalism: its your Count that kura ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his kanzu, koti and pants. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Peacocks are meticulous because they onyesha attention to de tail. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a tai flies, he takes carrion luggage. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people alisema it was too long winded ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There were three farasi on a ship including a sick bay. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when she told me i was average, she was just being mean ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal ukuta of puns ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a math teacher got a pet parrot, kasuku and taught it to talk. one siku the parrot, kasuku escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The bata alisema to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collar, alama id ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Time flies like an arrow. matunda flies like a banana. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The best way to communicate with a samaki is to drop them a line. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Male deer have buck teeth. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A zoo had a ngamia with no humps named 'Humphrey.' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

to win at tug-of-war, wewe must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One horse alisema to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the swali ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One panzi told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Moar puns pls. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever heard of an honest cheetah? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Having your hand amputated must be a handful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's OK to watch an tembo bathe as they usually have their trunks on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita