"Misery goes great with pie!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into space on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

GET TO WORK bitch, kahaba ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boop bwoop bloop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

BENCHES! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My upendo and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A girl with a broken heart, call her drake ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later wewe find it and u realized it was in the same spot wewe left it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their nyumbani into a chandelier. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ah, wewe think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded kwa it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and kwa then it was only tasty! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a bila mpangilio screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others kwa how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like au dislike. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something wewe don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I write here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Faninig ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio ukuta ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And when the siku is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that wewe left on my heart. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
pango gurl teks deep breff. pango gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The less we know, the better we feel. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When my inayopendelewa tv onyesha character dies first, I am sad. inayofuata I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On Youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

to my 108 mashabiki i upendo wewe all! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was watching this tv onyesha called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked au underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You thought wewe might be a ghost, wewe didn't get to heaven but wewe made it close.~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People what about chakula chain?..... Pass the ukuta chain

pizza ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, I have a question. So, inayofuata Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one siku he comes nyumbani laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the apple juisi to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the juisi on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he alisema “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 kuvuka, msalaba da rode. she gut hit kwa da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her zaidi pango 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello! First of all I just wanna tangaza a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Secondly, does anyone watch YGOTAS and Glee? I'm thinking of uandishi a crossover because my "list of fanfiction ideas" is getting too overcrowded and I'm really confused and in need of advice. Has anyone written a fanfic before? 'Cause the paragraphs in fanfiction are a lot different to ones in books... Yes I really don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know why but need help! Panic! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my friend is making fun of me cause I have a new found lander/ French Canadian accent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Decepticons shall be turned into the Pit, and all the Transformers that forget Primus.
Optimus is the only way to salvation.
But as for the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Insecticons, as for the Stunticons, Predacons and Terrorcons, and all Seekers, their lot shall be in the acid lake, which is inside Unicron.
In flaming plasma takinng vengeance on them that not know Primus, and obey not the orders of Optimus Prime. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YESSSSS
inayofuata mwezi IS MY 3rd mwaka ANNIVERSARY WITH FANPOP!!!!!
NNDICISNXJSNZJWN ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe hade two glasses of water would it be di di hydrogen monoxide, then with three it would be tri di hydrogen monoxide and increasing up into quad di hydrogen mionoxide? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How can wewe end my affliction
If you’re the sickness and I’m the cure? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe got the touch.......YOU GOT THE POWER ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

in canada for thanksgiving we don't have turkey, we have moose. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wanna talk to someone DX ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am SO bored ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did anybody get a glitch this morning?For about an saa fanpop was set out different and I couldn't work out how to use.It was dead weird. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Foxy Grandpa ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My girlfriend deleted her fanpop account and we didn't have any other way of communicating ;-; looks like im single again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Blah blah blah caitlin will wewe see this plzplzplzplz CAITLIN ARE wewe THERE?????
P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I walk into sculpture class all pumped to glaze the clay bird skull that I made and I go to pick it up and I find out that the bitch, kahaba who aliiba my giant eraser last mwaka wrote her name on my piece and started to glaze it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Remeber kids never do meth au else Trevor will fuck your girl and stomp wewe to death. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi peoples I am an awesome octopus lololololololol WEALLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dictator, dick-tater, dick tater tots? lol its a joke that i got from my Marafiki at school during my history class ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Maybe we're just sleepwalking ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm a leader,not a follower....unless We're in a dark place,then screw it. You're going first xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

from this siku on i own my father's gun ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

.... I'M A BANANA!!! lol :D (guess where I got that from) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Joker: Hi, Superman!
Superman: Time to kill wewe again! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yes I am a loner. But I feel zaidi lonely being inside a crowded room with people I don't know instead of being kwa myself.

^True Story. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Sigh* I missed this icon. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is my birthday! Woo hoo! :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The student council at my school changed the Halloween dance to a sports dance and pretty much all of my Marafiki hat sports so we're protesting kwa going to the dance as cheerleader zombies. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yolo McSwaggins ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Once upon A time
There was this Bunny
Named Ms. Chocolate.
Everyone liked her.
Then one day, while
Ms. chokoleti was
taking a walk in the woods
A hungry grizzly kubeba ate her.
(Becuz she was made out of chocolate)
Then the grizzly kubeba died.
THE END!!!!
Hope u enjoyed
XD XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Y'all got dem beautiful sexy icons. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*a picture is moved in my house*

Me: *bumping into walls* "EVERYTHING'S CHANGED!!!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am Riley, and I have Cookies! >:3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What's a Nympho? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys I'm at school, but I'm so bored! HELP ME!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

make me your friend please ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

new here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hey! Hi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's 2:44 am and at 2:30 a panya, kipanya fell in my hair and I screamed and I woke up my bf and I screamed some zaidi and the panya, kipanya fell on my kitanda (so I flipped over my pillowed and turned down the sheets it touched) and I flicked it on my bf who was on the floor and he jumped in my kitanda and I prayed him out and alisema "Be a man!" And so I felt bad so now we r upstairs in the living room on the floor sleeping together and my parents laughed when I told them..eeeewww 😥😭😢😓😠😡 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That skull head........... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is apparently "Try to answer this swali before it gets deleted" day. I failed every damn time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here's a bila mpangilio poem I made to pass the time .w.

"His hair blacker than a moonless night

His skin as pale as a dim light

His eyes shine like silver grey disks

And his touch as gentle as a mother's kiss

His body inaonyesha a willful and strong physique

Yet his personality is so gentle and meek" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It would be so cool if my room had a giant trampoline in the middle of it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eras of Miley cyrus

The innocent country girl era
the Hannah Montana era
the growing up era
the LORD HELP US ALL KILL IT WITH moto era ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have I gone Mad?
I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell wewe a secret. All the best people are.
We're all mad here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate looking at old maswali because i see all the people i was so close too, and the old me.
it makes me thinks what the hell happened to me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the girl I fancy in art is straight >,< oh well I have someone better ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"1-800-Choke-That-Ho" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the spoon is too big... O_o
- from rejected ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

[i]please join!! <3 Yhuu'll get five probs if yhuu do!!

[u]link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's weird how I'm half European,but I don't have an accent... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Add me please! Im new here :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Octopi are an amazing addition to our planet.
I upendo Octopi.
Don't judge me.
..
They have 3 hearts.
They have 9 brains.
Their blood is blue.
..
Ya, I think they are pretty awesome.
... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When life gives wewe oranges.
wewe FUDGING CHUCK THEM
AT ANY PERSON U HATE!!!!!
No I was JK!
Don't do that!
Ah what the hell
Go ahead.
XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Now let's all agree, to never be creative again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

and a one and a four and a ching chong potato ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita