I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming au putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One zaidi S au S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what wewe want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see wewe frown! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People often debate about which is zaidi important: Being strong physically au mentally. However, I believe having a strong moyo is zaidi important. wewe don't have to be a super genius au a hunky muscle dude. If wewe have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners au even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. pink haters, what a match. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Valentine's siku needs to end so I can get the Candy on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's siku much. But I upendo Valentine's siku chocolate
And I wanna eat it all kwa myself like some freak beast! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. wewe might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want wewe far away from my children I don't have! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here’s a tissue, wewe have a little bullshit on your lip. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Me washing my car*
Person: hujambo what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well my imaginary friend thinks wewe have serious mental Problems ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do wewe have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I ate too much spaghetti, tambi
Now I regretti ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Come to think of it, the only reality onyesha I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is a ukuta post. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a zaidi bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my uandishi not as good as I thought? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe try to purchase something online, but at some point wewe have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just inapakia the same punda page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know what they say.................................................
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Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My goodness kwa whatever god I think I believe in, I got a one week deducted away from the time i have to where the fucking arm and leg mummy tombs! To everyone who's ever told me to break a leg at talent shows years zamani au stand up, go fuck yourselves xD! Birthday's 11 days away and I'm startin' the party early! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Somehow made a Pantheon say "fffs, Garen is a fun champion" after he died lol. The siku when wewe make someone cry about Garen is when you're truly having fun. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guess who can drink legally in the United States, gang!? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've asked DiGiorno about them making an alfredo pizza. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Our Friend Power 5 is a Korean film based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It stars a princess turtle, who is accompanied kwa four male kobe, kasa bodyguards. They are being chased kwa an evil panya and his 2 henchmen, so they hide out on Earth. While there, they bond with a kid who has powers as well as a pathetic manchild, who gets a crush on the princess kobe, kasa when she takes on a human form. It's an amazingly weird film that I upendo and I highly recommend it if wewe like insane films. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My crew is all fired up,
Y'all better just wise up.
Everybody gettin' sized up.
Before we all rise up.
Start running, your time's up,
Because when my crew ride up.
The sky gon' light up.
Everybody gettin' fired up! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(Insert Metal Gear Solid quote here somewhere) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I watched Joker for the 3rd time today. Arguably the best comic book film ever made. I'm excited for Birds of Prey. Sad to hear that Jared Leto won't be in it, but I'm hoping Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker in every film for the inayofuata several years and when I say every film, I don't just mean Batman spin-off films. "Every film would be improved if the Joker was in it. Joker should be in every film made from now on. " - Whatsupbugs' biased quote of the siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Damn it Ada, stop hitting on the enemy!"

Enemy's father: *screeches* onlY I CAN HIT MY OWN CHIIILD! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

To anyone who saw my review of Adult Party Cartoon.. I ended up changing my mind about not watching au reviewing the OJ Ren and Stimpy.. Afterall, John K may of created it, but after he quit Billy West and the others basically took over.. Because John actually expected his mistreated and abused crew to stick to his side.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Three days of Darius, three S's each siku so I got my mastery 7, 69975 points. Feels good. Tho, tbh, some of the matches today kinda sucked lol. Really shoulda slept better... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my B-Day in a week and a half.. Been 7 years, still wasting all my time on the interenet.. LIFW WELL SPENT!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Almost got a pentakill today. But hey, spamming Darius in queue is making my triple kill stats skyrocket haha. Only a matter of time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finally my birthday. I am tired af and cold. It's here nonetheless lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why did I want to become an editor?
Well, to make a long story short ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did wewe drink my mOunTaIn DeW?! Lemme smell your breath–LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't remember who ilitumwa the maoni about Kool-Aid Man Marvel Comics (And I'm too lazy to search), but I got one even better
Marvel Comics' making comics of Camp Candy, the cartoon staring John Candy. When's the new Civil War movie staring Kool-Aid Man and John Candy? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Idk what's better, lane bullying a Teemo so hard that he says "darius (me) if i could ripoti wewe for emotional abuse i would" au lane bullying a Mordekaiser so hard that I have almost 100 cs over him lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Nightwish is set to release an album on my birthday and I'm excited! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe have a song stuck in your head, but wewe don't remember any of the lyrics and therefore can't find it.... it's driving me crazy xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Plays juu lane so I can interact less with people. Teammate starts telling me what to do* No, stfu lol. I'll play better if I'm doing things myself. Last thing I want is someone breathing down my neck and I can't focus on playing anymore, just whatever stupid orders I got. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I want Keanu Reeves to break into my house and tell me to wake the fuck up ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man I upendo gory sinema my bestie always freaks out and throws up and runs away whenever things get too intense. I remember one time she had eaten Chinese chakula before we watched a scary movie she threw it up and my lil sis was not a happy camper that siku lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anybody remember hornets? Ya know, rubberbands and folded papers that felt like a wasp really wanted to fuck wewe up? Yeah, they still hurt like a bitch, kahaba xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teaser trailer for Frozen 3:
Elsa gives Mr. Freeze his ice gun back to him.
Mr. Freeze: "My name is freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom." He freezes all of Arendelle.
Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyway."
Mr. Freeze: "Together we'll blanket Gotham in endless winter." Elsa nods.
Frozen 3 starring Uma Thurman as Queen Elsa and Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to the coolest role of his career. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Remember kids, when your family member dies, wewe can face time their ghost and slap ads on their spirit for Youtube clout ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think fanpop has the wrong timezone for me because when I post something it's inaonyesha the incorrect time.

Is there a way to fix this au is this a website issue?

Thanks in advance. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sup guys, my brother's girlfriend's grandfather's friend's accountant was in the Vietnam War, can I get like an 85% veteran discount? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm the badass Queen of Darkness. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW your last remaining Wii Remote stopped working... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Chinese New mwaka to the people who celebrate it!~ 💕🏮🧧🎆 🎉🥟🍊🍚🐀🇨🇳 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, I finally got all the nyara for being on here for six years
Sure, there's the Facebook one, but that requires having a Facebook account, and fuck that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man, picha haven't been working on fanpop for me all day. Guess I am just going to have clear cache :C ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

...I think I'm gonna try to go out to a mosh pit. Which would ironically be the worst idea ever currently XD Yet its sooo damn tempting. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Nothing lasts forever except for true love. There will probably come a siku where me and my online Marafiki will lose contact with each other, due to one au zaidi of us leaving Fanpop, but the people I upendo always hold a place in my heart, so I want wewe to know, my fanpop friends, that I'll still think of wewe as my Marafiki and I'll always believe in wewe and wish the best for you. I'm sorry if I got too sentimental. I just felt like sharing that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for wewe to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

e-girls be like oh yes men are cancelled EXCEPT * the men who are just as trash but listens to her rants when her boyfriend won't reply* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys, this is so serious, guys. My girlfriend died, guys. It's so sad, guys. But... the real sad part is that... that no one is there to check out my face timing child slaves at 3AM challenge. I'm fucking crying here, guys. No one's checking out my epic content, guys. It's just so sad, guys. Sure, my girlfriend died, but the content. I'm crying guys. I'm crying real hard. wewe can't see, but I'm really crying. I swear ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently capitalizing the word "Ult" makes someone think I type weird lol. Guess I'll call that a Keo habit. Because I Don't Type Like This, I just use regular English sentences and I guess typing full sentences are too complicated for some LoL players. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Vegeta: Does any Super Saiyan dare challenge me?
Kool-Aid Man: Hold my pitcher.
Vegeta: What's your power level?
Kool-Aid Man: It's over 9000!
Vegeta: I'm doomed.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''Heeeey, brother!
There's an endless road to rediscover.
Heeey, sister!
Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker.

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Heeey, brother!
Do wewe still believe in one another?
Heeey, sister!
Do wewe still believe in love?
I wonder...

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do'' !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can't have a bad ending if wewe don't have one ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What’s everyone’s opinion on anarchism? Non-violence, constructive anarchy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When lactose intolerant people find out that they live in the milky way. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe liked Hazbin Hotel, you'll upendo Mike and Melissa, the REAL animated pilot on Youtube ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone caught that last episode of chakula Wars? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Feminism is just a long con kwa the patriarchy to allow men to take their final form as stay-at-home gamers kwa convincing women that taking on zaidi responsibility is "empowering" and "liberating". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got my first medal! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Beat my sis and bros in Mario Kart. I'm like pro lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If you're a person who hates OCs, don't forget that your inayopendelewa character from a piece of fiction was once an OC, an original character, after all ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I always found it funny when people say that support is the hardest to carry with in League of Legends. They say its because wewe have to depend on your team. The reason its funny is because a support doesn't really need the dhahabu to support their team really, its mostly built into their abilities. So I always felt I was carrying the team and that my team relied on the support, winning au not. Having active items are sweet tho. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wow. Steven Universe: Future didn't last too long. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hope wewe all have a wonderful weekend. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another moto Emblem character in Smash BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a Sett player beat my Garen and was talking smack. Then we match against each other again and he says he's Iron IV. Well, I check his profaili and he's Platinum ya lying bastard. I beat him in lane with Darius and we win 4v5. SIT THE FUCK DOWN. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Up in the middle of the night/early morning with some sherbert and cuddled up with a sleeping beauty while watching the tail end of season one for 'The End of the Fucking World'. Not a bad start to the year.

Now if only I could not fuck myself over again kwa jamming another finger and almost refracturing it, that would be great XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes life gets wewe down. Sometimes life feels like its on repeat, a neverending float of routine. Sometimes wewe feel like wewe can't do anything. But this world needs hope, wewe must forge onward, and bring justice. Fear is the first of many foes and your courage must never waver. Fight for those who cannot. Keep faith in yourself. Never forget why we fight. For Demacia! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Take these rings and stow them salama away
I'll wear them on another rainy day
Take these rings and stow them salama away
I'll wear them on another rainy siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We live in times with divine bionics
Some play God, others grind for profits.
Man and machine combined, symbiotic
But will humankind stand by, au fight the Omnics? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? au some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe wanna hear something truly random? The Kool-Aid Man once had his own comic book and it was done kwa Marvel. Oh yeah! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita