What the heck is with this " Save derpy " spam. Its fucking annoying and its going to make people not want to help because its literally spamming the bila mpangilio club and its annoying as hell -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Oh glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the buns" - Deconstruction kwa The Devin Townsend Project <333 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Lights will guide wewe home..." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hivi karibuni studies onyesha if wewe repeat the same goddamn joke over and over it will stop being funny
wow
who knew ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"i dont get why wewe wear a bra, wewe have nothing to put in it." he said
"you wear pants dont you?" the girl asked unfazed
"well wewe have ummm.... shirts." the boy said
"you have heads." the girl replied
"well i know how to use my head." the boy alisema triumphly
"if wewe did then wewe wouldve come up with a diffrent comeback."
"oh my gosh i dont get girls."
"well obvisously because then wewe would've found a better way to ask me out, and kwa the way no."
the boy walked off in defeat. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo im a newbie need buds!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NO VERY SOME VERY NO VERY SOME VERY CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE , NAVAL ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So there's this spammer who wants me to listen to his song. I alisema no because I'm not interested. wewe know what he said? He alisema my life will magically take a turn for the worst. He alisema I will never finish college and I would commit crimes just because I didn't listen to his damn song.

Oh glob I don't even know why I keep coming to this website... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo im new here so if wewe wouldnt mind adding me that would be great! I upendo farasi and have my own. do wewe have any pets? If wewe have a horse plz add me cuz i dont know a lot and id upendo to learn! thNKS! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay I am a shabiki of yuri and yaoi. (MORE SO yuri) but I really HATE stupid over-obsessive fanboys and fangirls of it. The assholes of both genders constantly act like idiots when they talk to a member of LGBT community and I find that annoying. Granted I have a fetish with yuri. Whether that's wrong au right depends on the person but I will try my best not to act like an idiot while talking to them. It's stupid and many people do not realize that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Weirdest. Argument. Ever.

Brother: "You're bathroom should be clean!"
Me: "You're beard should be shaved!"
Brother: "You're kitanda should be made!"
Me: "You're a poopyhead!"
Brother: "How dare you!?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

no swali of the siku today! sorry guys!! i couldnt think of anything! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna do an internet!

*presses keyboard and rainbows shoot of the computer*

I'm gonna do a book!

*pokes book and nothing happens*

Aww...D; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I would like to have a job as polic officer and i would yell "I'm the law" that would achieve my life ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge everything teens
plz jiunge ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy." - Mari ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: I'm a vegetarian.

Person: You're a freak! What is wrong with you?! How can wewe live without meat?!?

Ugh. I have had enough of those insults. I hate it when people insult me because I'm vegetarian. Is it really such a crime to not eat animals? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hehe
Huhu
hoho

O.o Lolz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

salsa ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone added me as a shabiki just now, showed up on my Live Updates. I clicked the name, in order to chat with that person, to say thank you... then it told me I am not authorized to IM that user...

Daddy told me I could do anything I would want, if I wanted it badly enough.

Apparently he lied. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im seriously fucking bored right now !!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There was this one user who answered a 23 siku old swali so I ametoa maoni on her swali in a non-serious manner "this swali is 23 days old like wtf man" then her Marafiki goes all batshit insane and accuses me of bullying her friend all because I alisema "wtf" and alisema "man" thinking I called her a guy as a form of an insult yet I wasn't even serious.

What is wrong with people nowadays? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link piz vote for of mbwa mwitu of man ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've decided. If this account ever gets banned. I shall make another under the name. "Gotsadog" and if that gets banned. My new account will be. "Hadadog." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe say the puppy's yours? I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi! I need help. I want to be a actress when I grow up but people say I won't make it what's a good comeback ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day...who is your inayopendelewa boy and girl character on friends???My vipendwa are Chandler and Phoebe!! maoni and ill add wewe a a fan!!! Thanks!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, everyone! I've recently made five new episodes of my "Barack Obama Messes up Bigtime" series. The video are on goanimate.com. Once again, my jina la mtumiaji is MLP: RMM if wewe ever want to see my videos. Also, if wewe have any suggestions on what should happen on the inayofuata episode, I'd be happy to here your ideas. I could use some views. The video are really funny, so check them out! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The juu five things i would not do ask on a maoni and i'll answer.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wanna have sex! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

DOnt confuse my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am and my attitude depends on who wewe are ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

lincoln 2012 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please check out my new club Everything Teens! I hope wewe will jiunge the club to get things rolling. Thanks! From AnimeLover300 and Zenalo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

youve seen the joke too many time
wow wewe want a dhahabu star
wewe little special snowflake wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'Like' if you're for Romney Ryan! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Woah what happened here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge my club SkyDekeres700 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me runaway from bully's? NO I eat them for Breakfast!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who's your favourite character at the moment?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

have wewe guys heard that nick.com is allowing kids to vote who they want for president and talk about it
i went to go read the discussions they were having and
mother
of
god
anyway thought i'd say something about that feel free to check it out if wewe want but whatever ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thanks for your help,But I don't need your help. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day!!!!! Do wewe like the Cardinals au the Cubs??? btw i upendo the Cardinals! wewe cant say wewe like both au neither though!!!!!!! :D if wewe maoni ill add wewe as a fan!!! Thanks!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone know where Azkaban went off to ;~; ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Think Adventure Time is all hugs and kisses and rainbows and sunshine and happiness?

Guess again.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The boy wewe punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few dakika ago.

That girl wewe called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy wewe called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl wewe pushed down the other siku is already being abused at home.

wewe think wewe know them.

Guess what, wewe DON'T!

Re-post if wewe are against bullying.

I bet 99% of wewe won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a heart. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Battleship Has Taken Heavy Damge! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can someone jiunge us on friday night at 8:00pm for a wi-fi connected brawl? there are 4 of us. i'll play first, so you'll verse me.
our friend code is this:
52433-9811-2874 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who the hell sticks a marshmallow up their nose?
Apparently my best friend... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, WHAT. THE.HELL?
I was just sitting at my computer just now, and all of the sudden, I hear this, TRUMPET THINGY-MAJIG, and it didn't come from my brother's computer. It sounded like it came from outside, and my house is like 2 acres away from the highway, so I'm guessing it was a car horn.
WHO HAS A CAR HORN LIKE THAT?
That, au someone was in the middle of the field with a trumpet, of which I highly doubt.
Again, WHAT. THE. HELL? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day!!! whats ur fave shoe brand??? please comment!!! my fave is puma!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe like waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!! Do wewe like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!! Do wewe like french toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!

This has been stuck in my head all day... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I KNOW YOU'RE TICKLISH ON YOUR FEET ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Windows 8 Available ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today's my 16th birthday ^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's a nervous tick motion of the head to the left.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And so I ripped off his cock with my bare hands and replaced it... with a jelly donut. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know this coud be considered spamming but... for those of wewe who have facebook, if wewe liked this page, I'd REALLY appreciate it:

link

We need 1000 likes for a sponsorship :) heshima will be aliyopewa if wewe want xD! Thanks to those of wewe who will like it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

zaidi sasisho on Psy & His Gangnam Style Check This Link Out. fanpop.com/spots/psy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Add me if your blonde, kasha pokezi me if ur brunette and if your ginger maoni on my ukuta and black ignore 0.0 au if u really want just talk to me (for girls not gay) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so... whats everyones inayopendelewa joke???? maoni on my page!!! mine is knock knock! whos there? Britaney Spears! Britaney Spears who? Knock knock! whos there? Oops i did it again!!!!!!! haha lol!! so again the swali of the siku is whats your inayopendelewa joke?????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Put wewe in my tanuri, joko ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IM HERE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I thought I had picked duplex dammit. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
It's it's horrible!
Get that thing away from me!

And that my Marafiki is what happens when an tembo sees a mouse! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys I'm grounded so I won't be on anymore, for a while. My mom says I can't be on the phone au use the computer and I already can't go outside! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you...die! Oh,and before wewe do that,make sure wewe get me a bag of potato chips. Then,you can die. ^3^ Nipah! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YO PUT THAT BAG BACK ON! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My cousin does not get knock knock jokes...

Her: "Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "I am."
Me: "...." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Let me tell u a story about a porcupines balls! THEIR SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm new to Fanpop. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! ._.
I'll take this answer...AND ERASE IT!
I'll take this test...AND WRITE IT! o_o
I'll take this world...AND CHANGE IT!
I'll take a song...AND SING IT! O_O
I'll take this pancake...AND FRY IT!
I'll take this post....AND POST IT! @_@ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On this profaili and my new one I have a dedicated medal for random...it's a sign. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No longer will I wish... No longer will I want... From now on... I will. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

She's Emo?
you'd cut to if you've gone through what she has
She's Anorexic?
you'd be too if wewe were called fat everyday
She's a whore?
she made one mistake and it cost her her reputation
She's Loud?
she's invisible at nyumbani and wants to be heard
She's a Geek?
she just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
She's ugly?
tell me, whats the definition of beauty?
wewe don't know their story?
don't Judge <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Check it out, guys. I just invented my own version of 'Simon Says.' It's called 'Lelouch vi Britannia Commands.'
Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“It's not because I want to make out with her.”
“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
I'm currently kusoma this book. Looking for Alaska, a.k.a. obviously a better upendo story than Twilight. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Be sure to check out my "Barak Obama Messes up Bigtime" video series on goanimate.com! My jina la mtumiaji is MLP: RMM. I only have two episodes so far, but I'll make zaidi really soon. Hope wewe find it hilarious! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And methodically knocking people's hats off--then,I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Overtime? What the heck is that?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm officially ticked off. My brothers, being the complete assholes that they are, decided to change my desktop background to the scariest buibui pic that they could find. Me, being an arachnophobic, promptly screamed like a little sissy. My mother got worried and ran into my room to find me splashing my computer screen with Holy Water saying. "Die demon!!! begone wewe shadow fiend from the deepest reaches of hell!!!!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mind blowing question: Do wewe like waffles?
WOW!! What?? Total mind fuck, dude! That really made me think!
Nice. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

heyyy all ... would i get a hi back ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bob Saget ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper...... "nope.avi" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh my God, I found back my ZZ juu albums... Be back in a week, guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns. :33 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upinde wa mvua Monkeys ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I´m going to Disney on Ice tomorrow!!!!! I feel like a child :P. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Seriously why is that people get all pumped up when they think someones likes them? I mean jeez. I think someone likes me and I like someone as well but I don't fucking blow a gasket au freak out to the point where it is insane. Even if they are in upendo do wewe really need to be so overly dramatic about it? This has always irked me to no end. This is also the reason why I fucking hate soap operas. >.> ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11. But he missed it, because he overslept. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The greatest recorded number of children one mother gave birth to was 69 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I found a picture of Keith Harkin in drag, my life is complete. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if ui could meet any one before u die who would it be ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe want to sleep faster decorate your bedroom as a classroom. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So my boss ask me to chajio, chakula cha jioni with her, and then when we had are dinner. She alisema I'm fired for late due paper work that so forgot! Then that was not the best part, she wanted to be with me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello, My Name is Taylor May Brown. I Have a Developing Fanpage. Those who support undiscovered musicians, particularly Singers, please shabiki me. Club Name is Mazu Sakura, which is my stage name. feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks,
Taylor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upinde wa mvua nerds :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita