Look at that booty. onyesha me the booty. Gimme the booty. I want the booty. Back up tha booty. I need tha booty. I like the booty. Oh, what a booty. Shakin' that booty. I saw tha booty. I want the booty. Lord, what a booty. Bring on tha booty. Give up tha booty. Lovin' tha booty. Round booty. Down for tha booty. I want tha booty. Huntin' tha booty. Chasin' tha booty. Casing tha booty. Gettin' tha booty. Beautiful booty. Smokin' booty. Talk to tha booty. zaidi booty.
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don’t worry about it. i’m not the easiest to talk to at first but once we get comfortable hopefully things will be better
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Nope. I’m just inaonyesha someone’s machungwa, chungwa around, hoping the police won’t get me when they find out I aliiba it.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
it's a long story, but, one siku i just found him laying on his back in the tank, dead, and he had bit off two of his linbs the siku beforezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
well im pretty sure it was cuz i dont have lawn chairs and they alisema the chairs gave children nightmares. puls im pretty sure it was my friend cuz it sounded like her.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Congratulations u beautiful soul. wewe are now of age in most American states. wewe can now legally have sex. Oh happy day~zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Last night i was holding my pet mouse, and my dad was playing a trivia type game.and a swali about mousetraps came up. I tried to cover my mouse's ears. I thought it was funny.
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YELLOW SUBMARINE REMAKE! WE ALL LIVE IN HOMER SIMPSONS YELLOW ASS, HOMER SIMPSONS YELLOW ASS, HOMER SIMPSONS YELLOW ASS! OH WE ALL LIVE IN HOMER SIMPSONS ASS, AND IT STINKS ALL UP IN HERE! B-B-B-BEATLES SONG! TOTALLY bila mpangilio SHIT RITE THEIR!
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learn how to say somthing else then dafaq did i just read dude, its getting old. :| and u didnt have to read it, that was ur choice.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
My crush is sitting inayofuata to me and he is staring at me for a long time in class and jump ropes with me and my Marafiki
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Mother: "Who's he?" Toddler: "He's daddy!" Mother: "Who am I?" Toddler: "You're mommy!" Mother: *Points at me* "Who is that?" Toddler: "Sharkbait!" .....................
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Ok so I’m going to get a tattoo and I want it to say “walk kwa faith” which is from the bible and has a lot of meaning for me….my problem is however, I’m not sure whether I should get it in English au in Latin…both would mean a great deal to me but I just can’t decidezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Ok so I’m going to get a tattoo and I want it to say “walk kwa faith” which is from the bible and has a lot of meaning for me….my problem is however, I’m not sure whether I should get it in English au in Latin…both would mean a great deal to me but I just can’t decidezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I started to visit this club less often. It feels good. To all of wewe who say you're annoyed everytime wewe visit the bila mpangilio spot, try it. Seriously ;)
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I have been and you're right. It really does feel good. I think I may stop visting this site as a whole a little less often.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
People say that Benedict Cumberbatch has a lisp especially when he’s off guard people have alisema that they can hear the lisp, especially from the outtakes of “The Last Enemy” in which he says “…spider, there was a spider…” au something along those lines…zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
For the first time ever, i just considered dropping out of school to go to a tertiary institute to focus on the studies of photography.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I just went back to school on monday and my crush so far has been staring at me in class and has been laughing at my bad jokes. What does that mean? Please help.
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Perhaps his actions are implications that he possesses strong feelings for you? I don't know-I am not an expert when it comes to matters of the heart. :)zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
So, I just stalked my crushes Facebook ukuta (again). I'd really like to know all the details of his and his girlfriend's many mwaka relationship, but all I get are cryptic snippits that make me jealous and sad.
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How many times must I tell people this before they get it through their heads? ... ... ... I WANT A FRIGGIN TUNA SANDWICH!
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I'll tell wewe what is zaidi awkward.... My sis has a crush on a character who acts like me but to be fair. I have a crush on a character who acts like her.... e.ezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whenever I tell people my age, they go "Oh my God, really? I thought wewe were way older!" because of the way I look and act.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Well in that case I guess Dora wouldn't have any problems crossing the blue bridge but NOOOOOOOOO. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
there are plenty of ways that wewe can hurt a man and bring him to the ground wewe can beat him wewe can cheat him wewe can treat him bad and then leave him when he's down but I'm ready yes I'm ready for wewe I'm standing on my own two feet out of the doorway the bullets rip repeating the sound of the beat~
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In 2010, we were all freaked out with the "end of the world" thing in 2012. Now that we only have 4 months until the "end" arrives, notbody gives a shit!
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Listen I can't make. Make a sound au feel. Feel fine I kissed the lies, Why must they be so kissable? Listen as I break. Break the fourth wall's seal. Gorgeous eyes shine suicide When will we be invisible?
Under the summer rain, I burnt away. Under the summer rain (Burn!) We find a way. Under the summer rain, I burnt away. Under the summer rain (Burn!) wewe turned away.
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OMG, I'm watching Plant Mechanics and it' the episode with Keith. ;u; I'm soooo happy. he's 21-22 in it ;w; and I have a PVR so I can record it and keep it ;u;
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i should've known, it was muziki that would get her all up on my D@#$. the inayofuata F@#$ING spring we were wed. at long last she was in my bed. i butted her up with a song, as she stripped out of her THONG. "i upendo you" i sang with good pitch. now it's my turn to make wewe my- @@#@$@$#%#$##@$$#$@#$@ and that's the story of the first time i had sex, did ya like it? XD
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listen close for this tale is true, how i shall sing a F!@# for you. a long time ago, far away, the S@#$TY sun rose quite so gay. that's me, lord tourettes i am. feasting on innards like jam. in the distance i saw her TITS. not to mention her NAUGHTY bits. i grabbed a new hat from the wall, hoping soon she'd be on my B@#$S. but don't say that to a lady, it's so crass and F@#$ING SHADY. *horny laughter* she swung those TITS and walked away, but i pulled my guitar, gitaa to play.(2 be continued)
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anybody can help me how to make a new club,because my friend is in the hospital and he wants me to make his club for him,can u help me
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if i were able to get video of it, would anyone like it if i ilitumwa a video of my friend imba the ballad of lord tourettes? (i know, bila mpangilio but it would be kinda funny seeing a real person imba something like that)
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A 3 and a half hours philosophy class on Mondays isn't exactly the most fun thing in the world... but a 3 and a half hours philosophy class about Wanyonya damu on a Monday is actually pretty cool! First time I actually really enjoyed a philosophy class.
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So apparently I only bluntly answer maswali in conversations. I wonder if they know that's my way of avoiding talking XD
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Can wewe guys please jiunge the Novi Stars shabiki club :D Feel free to shabiki anything wewe like on there and answer the kura za maoni and pop quizzes. Thanks so much
IM SO ROYALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED ANGER MUSIC!!! But the best I got at the moment is Tubthumpin' kwa Chumbawamba, its a great song yeah but............. Any suggestions?
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Damn it! I'm trying to write the "prove wewe are not a robot" section in the registration of this new account, and the macbook keeps autocorrecting it!
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Ugh I hate my dad's company (and my dad) right now! We have the same phones, so we also have the same chargers. My dad always keeps his at the office, but keeps forgetting that he has so. My phone runs out of battery every 4 hours. Now my dad left for work with my charger, so I'm without a phone today.
If this happens while I'm expecting the call from school wether I graduated au not, I'm gonna paint his car pink.
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After a week of laziness, there I stood, a trash bag in one hand, a Bible in the other. The cat and mbwa were on the bed, cheering me on, praying for my salama return.
*Mortal Kombat scene*
Wantadog VS dirty bathroom
BATTLE START!
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I believe in a better world! I believe in a world where chickens can kuvuka, msalaba the road whenever they want, without their motives questioned! We can get there together! FOR THE CHICKENS! UNITE!
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wewe know Ive been on fanpop for a few months now. And i was a little worried of being stalked kwa a creeper on here since its online and lots of creepers are online. But i dont have to worry about that. there are actually nice, funny, and understanding people on here. But there are some mean people on here which isnt that big of an issue. But wewe know hatas gonna hate. But YAY FOR NO CREEPERS.......SO FAR!
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Ya know when someone randomly shouts at me on the internet for no reason than other to be an idiot. I get this unmistakable feeling to want to ngumi, punch them through the internet. :D
Oh I wish I had that power. I would abuse it left and right.
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I decided to open my blind to let sunlight in, when this creepy guy drives by, stares at me for like 30 seconds, then drives off... I think I'm going to close them now... O.o
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Ugh i'm dead sick of Twilight hate. I cant wait until something else maarufu comes along for wewe hipsters to hate on and leave my favourite sinema ALONE!
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same twilight isnt even that bad omg the whole "vampIRES dont sparkle!!!11!!" argument is so dumb like theyre basically just banning all creativity omg the mwandishi just tried something different whats the problemzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
@klaine I don't hate for no reason. I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY dislike Stephanie Meyer and alot of her ideas and that is the reason why I dislike Twilight because I dislike her. I dislike it a decent amount when I didn't know about Meyer that much but now I really borderline hate her. Really. I am not being a hipster but I dislike alot of things in Twilight and Stephanie herself. But I will not just hate it for the sake of hating. And I am not a hipster.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita