I tend to say 'I don't know' , when I'm just too LAZY to think ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when :
wewe can't understand somebody on the phone like five times and wewe don't know what to say. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe alisema post anything right....*Sings like Christina Augulera*I am 29999 years old and I like pie!Im going to kick my boyfriends punda and jump off a building!*Voice back to normal* Bye Bye!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash STOPPP. now put sum mothaafuccknn lotionn on ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Soooo addicted to the songs "I=Fantasy","the Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" and "Situations" right now! *random* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo everyone, plz read our forum...its about PJ...thx
link
i know this was random...thx in advance

from all in order whoever joined
1)llrulez
2)exmo33
3)Percy99jackson (he's got 2 foramu here)
4)percy4forever
5)bornhuntress
6)hotfudgebrownie (meeeee)
7)artemis9917

hope to see u der
thx in advance!!! (again) :D:D:D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cheese! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG I AM ONLY 7 mashabiki AWAY FROM REACHING 200! SO EXCITED. BTW IM NOT ASKING FOR FANS, IM JUST EXCITED :) :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am eating Smarties! Good times ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello ?hello? Is any one here? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tragedy!
Whe your balls get stuck in a moving truck its,
Tragedy!
When your pants fall down in the middle of town its,
Tragedy!
When your Mums in kitanda with Uncle Fred its,
Tragedy!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Everyone died"-a summery of the bible in 2 words kwa Patrick nyota ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*throws skittles* lets.......PARTY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Went to JB-HIFI today. I was looking at the anime, but I turned around and there was the horror section. I looked at all the horror sinema and then found the funniest one of all… ‘Justin Beiber: Never Say Never'

I laughed my head off, for some reason, the other horror films didnt seem as scary ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I haven't eaten all day.
I am starving.
But going to the jikoni to get cereal would require getting off my laptop.
And I'm not quite ready to do that.

//chooses to starve
Like a pro. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I Had A Goal
I Had A Dream
And At The End Of The Day
No Matter What People Say to You
As Long As wewe Know Who wewe Are As A Person
Nothing Else Matters.
-Andrew Biersack <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

pppppiiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaa ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

STAY OUT OF MY SHED. //shot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when your sekunde inayopendelewa actor is about to kill your inayopendelewa actor...in a T.V. series of course. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sigh* I failed... I guess I can't keep my word. I'm sorry, everybody. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No. I'm not talking to myself because I'm crazy, I'm talking to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation I can get sometimes! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

From symmetry to Hetalia.................

What's next? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i keep having dreams that someone shoots my friend ben and then stabs me with a knife...what kind of life do i live? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SHOUT: ANYONE FROM SLOVAKIA ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was about to see The Woman in Black tonight but noooo!!!!My lazy-ass dad is too"tired" to see it!!!!!!(He want to see it to!!)I wanted to see it the siku it came out but noooooo!!!!I'm going to fucking see it tomorrow!!!I'm so angry!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One day, I'm going to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of Twilight mashabiki and scream "HOLY CRAP ITS papa BOY!" XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali :should a bata need a passport to to kuvuka, msalaba the Canadian border? And no samaki DO NOT NEED ONE. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Only in my school can wewe get a first degree burn in Math and watch The Annoying machungwa, chungwa and violent TV shows in Humanities. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my meza, jedwali and my meza, jedwali is already full so these peeps are forcing my Marafiki out of our meza, jedwali and no matter how nicely we ask they won't songesha so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO songesha YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my Marafiki were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dose anyone hear like kaa cakes:? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Have wewe been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So today, i got my titanium muhuri of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*fishing up coins in a kisima, chemchemi on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up samaki continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any 1D mashabiki plz jiunge these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Friday! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Aru~! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Among the "fun" events of inayofuata week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, I was at nyumbani the other day, makin' chai (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it just me au does the world seem less filled? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked zaidi emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i met a pundamilia, punda milia on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chokoleti flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in upendo with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting dhahabu in my doggie's face oh are wewe alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe break up with the upendo of your life. and wewe want to kill yourself </3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked kwa a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come nyumbani and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst siku ever'...u manage to ngumi, punch yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes wewe are England. :D Don't Lie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I miss wewe Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok all wewe Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a shabiki of my club! here's the link!!! link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT wewe Hetalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and sekunde it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm the most bila mpangilio person of all bila mpangilio people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know wewe guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hates how when I was trying to onyesha off my new camera, seventy percent of the picha I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

heshima to whoever knows this song! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm hungry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls wewe a scrub, wewe end up in same BG as them inayofuata time. And your juu and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i upendo it when a baddie calls wewe bad.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a mti i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ha ha ha........................... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm Fucked... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe think there's a buibui on wewe and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would wewe be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and wewe don't want you're baby to be jacked up. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are wewe cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when wewe notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo person below me: STOP POSTING. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i upendo talking to my dog becuse they will bark au howl back at me so ita like they are listening to wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this bila mpangilio ukuta is a piece of shit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm new...:Dhelp! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chicken. that is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I HOPE wewe ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

QWERTY!! song kwa Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, au impossible ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita