Today is Moving Out Day✌️😎 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I Accidentally dropped one piece of sushi in chicken masala.......

My stomach: The fuck is wrong with you. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Sometimes it's not always about the money, Spider-Man
-Gamestop stocks owner, probably

Power to the Player! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I came
i saw
I make it awkward ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Think like a proton. Always positive. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Eren(before): Heroically killed 2 adults who kidnapped a young girl
Eren(after): committed mass destruction, genocide, terrorism, treason, crimes against peace, breach of authority, libel, blackmail, usurpation, kidnapping, desertion, sowing discord, undermining eldias national security, insurrection.

Yes, "character development". ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Look, I went onto Ancestry.com and it says I at least got 0.0003% Cherokee blood in me, and that's black enough
So yes
I have access to the N-Word pass and I'm gonna use it ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I've been thinking of getting the highly talked resident evil 7.. Saw some youtube's on it, looks interesting.. kinda like far cry 3.. though horror ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

- Hi. How are you?
- I'm fine.
Doctor : Get the fuck outta my office, then. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Wtf is this modern fanpop? It's so inconvenient. I need to change my layout to classic fanpop everytime I log in. It's frustrating... ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

fanpop going slower than my grandpa. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I am camping at bila mpangilio wall, waiting for someone to drop some funny shit, so that I can laugh my punda out. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

sup bitches ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

*succeeds in coming online after fanpop got banned in her country*

*cannot process how this happened*- ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

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Poirier defeated McGregor :P ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Madness strikes at midnight. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

>Watching old punda 360p mirrored episodes on Dailymotion
>Network diagnostics site cannot be found error
>Refresh multiple times, check internet connection
>Every other website in each tab works okay
>Turn on VPN to an out of state IP
>Episodes resume as normal

brb moving out the country ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Uh, look, I surf TV Tropes while listening to Nostalgia Critic
So I think I know a little zaidi about criticism than wewe do ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

When I don't feel like metal.. I would usually put on Eminem.. As far as rap goes, he's my main man. Everyone else is just kinda around him XD ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Remrmber, it's only a crime if your caught ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Welp. There is a speculation that Texas just might be seceding from the United States. Is t true...? Who knows 🤔 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

It's time to play America's inayopendelewa game
Guess That Pedophile
We find the latest website outed for allowing CP au find the latest e-celeb that is a groomer and we reset the clock. Twitter managed to make it 21 days before some big shot was accepting au taking part in kid diddling
Congratulations, Twitter
You're a failure ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Oh, sure, children can fight on the playground and the most they get is a stern talking to
But when I go and win a fight kwa breaking a kids arm, suddenly it's a crime ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Cats don't give a shit, they are my role model lmao ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

God I hate vomiting. Just can't stand nausea. Especially when it's out of the blue like this. At least I'm better now. Well not all the way better but just ok for now. So how are y'all feeling? Hope nobody's suddenly sick like me. And don't worry. It's not covid ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Hello, I'm the Fuckboy Supreme
I fuck myself so wewe don't have to ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Ah we have finally flushed the turd out of the white house. Hopefully going mbele we can avoid being constipated. Long time coming and it still feels surreal. Fuck that guy. And now just listening to all of his post presidency problems and all of the tears his mduara, duara is making when they realize this failure of an administration is going to follow them forever... Quite truly amazing. Finally that fucking bastard is out of office and hopefully will be barred from holding it. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Is it me, au am I disiking sociology class? Maybe it's because of the idea that I can't be in a classroom to debate with people... ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Are wewe ready for Killer Cream King's Circlejerk Circumcision Challenge, gamers? ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I should probably mention, that for the record not all my songs has to be heavy metal.. I also like Led Zepplin and pink Floyd ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

so, January is almost over and i just wanna ask: how's the start of 2021 been for wewe so far? ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

hard to believe we're half way though janurary already ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

All empty words and all rhymes will fade
As the light of last candle flickers away
If the story is over, this chapter my last
Let it be my best one, let it be my own 🎶 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Seasons they come seasons they go
Observing them in their perfect flow
Changing my life as they pass me by
Drying my tears letting them die
In the sunrise I am born again
In the sunset I die again 🎶 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

POG !!!! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

If we can go one fucking week without American society humiliating itself, I will eat my own foreskin ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I am back^^ ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Do I strike women?
Why absolutely
If they wanna throw down in the Thunderdome, onyesha off their skills, who am I to turn them away?
That's called gender equality
And the fact that wewe think women can't stand against a man in a fight
Well who's the sexist one here, ya sexist piece of shit ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

ever get scared about the pandemic just remember.. Least it's not BLACK DEATH ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I'm making a deal with myself to stop watching rick and morty for a bit.. I think it's starting to depress me considering I'm already down from the pendemic lockdown, and should stop watching a onyesha as negative feeling as them.. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

For the Super Bowl this year, have all the teams log onto Rocket League and stream it lel ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

what a crazy mwaka ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

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NIGER?! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Birthday check! ✋ And my 23rd Anniversary is a fact lmao.

Hope everyone has a great siku !!!! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

So Texas finally decided to have some snow now, eh? ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Remember when wewe were 12, and
got the last limited edition super-choco super bar? But it went
missing the siku wewe came nyumbani to eat it?
It was ME Barry!
I SNUCK INTO YOUR FRIDGE TO FINISH IT OFF BEFORE
FRAMING YOUR PARENTS!!! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I'm Captain Lou Albano talking to wewe about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone who asks wewe to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill. Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabiah, your minister. Your moms, your dads, your teachers. Because drugs can kill, and if wewe do drugs, wewe go to hell before wewe die.
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please ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Never. Online. Dating. Again. Not even trying any longer... ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Accidantally tried pot.. ended up in hospital.. no really, Rick and Morty got me paranoid as shit and ended up needing a hospital visit.. thank god I found out I was only high without knowing.. thought it was somethin worse.. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

well, we're a week into 2021 and.... Trump and his supporters already decide to fuck up big times.
dear sweet Jesus, i hope and pray this isn't a sign of how the rest of the mwaka is like. *fingers crossed* ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

One Week within 2021 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

howdy y'all! i'm back after a 5-day break. was outta town with my family ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

It's been so long that I feel like my acc is almost dead XD ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

What up, y'all? How's it going for ya in the brand new mwaka so far? Still enjoying the fact that that nightmare hellish mwaka known as 2020 is finally history? ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

wewe know
When I was a kid and saw grown ups getting angry about politics, actually throwing out theories, talking about cash and all that, I thought adults were way dumber than kids and I never wanted to be one
Now, in the political climate of the 20s, I've come to realize
Child me was zaidi right than he ever even realized
Fuck adults! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Canada24 is still an asshole, why is he still here ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

You're not just a clown
You're the entire circus ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Least in Jet-Black, and a few others I finally have people two, I may finally have people to enjoy Korn with.. Metal is too heavy for most of my family, and even my sister isn't into it anymore.. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Facebook mods are taking their sweet time when removing fake accounts 😒 ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Okay, but guys, consider it
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It's a convincing argument, wewe gotta admit. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

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I've been binge watching Rick and Morty most of the pendemic, and now I heard there's an easter egg in my little pony, a onyesha I use to watch, mostly in secret. I wouldn't put it past Rick's abilities, just not sure why he'd be there.. Unless Morty forced them, which honestly would sound about right, Morty wanting to go somewhere happy and innocent.. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I really should get back to writing.. it may be only fanfiction, but I still take pride in them.. au try to at least.. For now it's easier than having to actualy make one.. not there yet ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

So wewe decided to disappear for a whole mwaka and then have the audacity to say Goodbye after making me worry for a fucking 12 months?

I am happy wewe are alive.
Just wished wewe alisema it from the start. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

It was fun dropping my maswali quickly XD goodnight will see wewe around later^^ ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Black-eyed peas, chicken, cornbread, dumplings, cabbage, and salt pork for dinner. What's everyone having for their New Year's feast? ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Are wewe feeling lonely?
Then come visit my site
I'm not afraid of two Jacks, an Observer, and Midnight.
I'm as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links
You'll find zaidi than wewe bargained for when wewe come for the kinks
I'll perform a seance to tell this moose that he's just useless
Any attack from a hack and his jacked Marafiki on me is fruitless
When wewe find my site you'll be tongue tied like when I rap and diss
This staticy kid's so lonely I bet he would try and fap to this ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

HAPPY NEW mwaka Y'ALL!!
thank god 2020 is done and over with. let's hope 2021 offers us something good ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Happy New Year, ya'll!!! Thank God 2020 is finally over with. I sure hope to Christ that everything will be back to normal this year. Please God no zaidi Coronavirus this and COVID-19 that. We cannot take no more. We've been had enough of it already from the start ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Happy New Years
And Happy New Fears, aliyopewa how things have gone so far this decade ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Wishing everyone a very Happy New mwaka 2021! May y'all have all the best.~ 💖🙌🎆🎉🥂☀️🍀 ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

HAPPY NEW mwaka ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I don't know about wewe uys, but using Google Maps to pretend you're traveling somewhere is fun :) ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

oh thank Christ! we're here! only a few hours left, and 2020 will be over. thank fucking god! this abysmal mwaka is finally ending. thank wewe God almighty! ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Oh, hi, I didn't see wewe there...
That's what wewe were expecting me to say, right?
What, wewe think I didn't hear wewe stumble in here, mouth agape, expecting a classy intro when wewe don't even give me a hello
wewe think you're fucking cute when wewe do.
Come here, pussy. I'll onyesha wewe cute! ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I'm on lockdown for Janurary.. I guess it'll be a time to start up RDR2.. Gonna need it ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

If God is so damn great and powerful, why hasn't he accepted kwa offer to fight?
Yeah, that's right, I'm calling wewe out, God!
Quit being a coward and fight me!
And if your son wants to throw down, I'll take him on too! ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Funny how life works.. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't extremely bored that one Halloween in 2012 ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I finally Coraline.. Was expecting a bit zaidi after all getting so many recommendations over the years.. But still a great film nontheless.. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

well janurary is lockdown again... no jokes, I'm just sad about it ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Gravity Falls Season 3: Back in Alameda County Edition
Ep 1: Dipper gets into a police chase on I-880 at a sideshow at 2am ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Hey, man
A pervert is just a regular guy who got caught
Who the fuck are wewe to judge ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

so there's this girl i had in the same class from my first mwaka of college. i really wanna ask her out, but damn it, i'm too nervous ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

As awful as this mwaka is overall, this krisimasi was one of better ones. I finally get to spend some quality time with my parents! ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I needed krisimasi this yeah, it's been a rough mwaka ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Merry Chrismas
I don't know who this Chris guy is au why he's so special
But Merry Chrismas anyway ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! :D :D ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Wishing everyone a very Merry krisimasi and Happy Holidays!~ 💝🎄☃️🎅 ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

@Nonoobs/MikasaAOT245 wewe really must have a failed life. wewe are fail trolling users on a dead site. Is your life truly that amazingly useless that wewe wewe have to keep it up? Wow that's not even annoyance I feel for wewe but utter pity. I would tell wewe to get a life and get laid but I can't imagine anyone liking wewe au actually willing to allow wewe to fuck them. Let go of that butthurt. Maybe once wewe do. Maybe just maybe people would actually care about you. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Just because it's krisimasi time, my mom is finally gonna let me have a margarita for the first time tomorrow. I wonder what it'll be like. I know I don't actually look a siku over 30 but just because I don't look old enough to drink, doesn't mean I'm not. But y'all know how parents are. No matter how old we get, we still look like 5 mwaka olds in their eyes. But I literally look like 14 years old in everybody's eyes. I sure hope this stuff will taste good ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I wish everyone a great krisimasi full of safety, comfort, relaxation and love. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

>Most exhaust "kits" are just overglorified mufflers with an exhaust pipe attached to it ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

krisimasi is the best time of year
i know it's cliched, but it's true ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I can't believe people are growing out of Christmas, for me i'm sorta growing out of Halloween not Christmas.. I'll always upendo this holiday! ^^ ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

well, today was a slow siku for this club lol ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Hey, fossils in Congress
When you're eating the asshole of the fossils in the entertainment industry, don't forget to blow the dust out so wewe don't get any in your mouth ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I'm going to have your punda if wewe don't stop messing around with those cosplaying rejects from a porno ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita