-Teacher: What is this? -Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. -Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? -Kid: The cow ate it. -Teacher: (looked at the paper again) Then,where's the cow? -Kid: It left because there was no zaidi grass.
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Now , go on, lynch me. But it irritates me when people start serious debates au talk about suicide, selfharm and depression in a place where people talk about pie and pudding, saladi and post picha of Cats flying through the Universe on keyboards. There are other places for that.
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bila mpangilio club STRESSED on the word "random" Just about anything shows up here. wewe just have to deal with it. And btw I concur with Heart. There are some intelligent people here to help out. Don't put us all in the idiot category.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I didn't say that it's the club for idiots. It's just... It somehow disturbs how there's a discussion about gay rights between the topics 'sign this please' and '100 Hottest Celebrities'.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I upendo how teenage girls constantly swear they will be "Best Marafiki Forever". That's true about right up until they both like the same guy au they think that the other is talking about them behind their back.
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Well, actually I never say "best Marafiki forever". I say "best Marafiki 'till I get bored of you, we loose contact au wewe au I become a complete bitch." It seems to fit more.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Isn't it SO FREAKIN ANNOYING when people answer your swali only to say 'I don't know' au 'Sorry, no idea'?! If wewe don't know, then don't response, goddammit!!!
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hey!!!! just uploaded a vid on Youtube and could do with some views........www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLHXWFpKBnw !!!!!!!!!!please watch and enjoy...
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Another bila mpangilio quote I just made: "The true measure of talent is not how good wewe are at something, it's your courage to present and onyesha it proudly to the world; no matter how good au bad wewe are. Confidence is a talent."
Finally! A not-so lengthy quote!
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Ugh. Good night but before I go to kitanda I have to touch myself. :) Oh the sweet me time I get whilst being single. Gotta upendo it. RIIGHHTTT? lmao. hahaha. If wewe don't believe I feel bad for you. I'm awesome like that. ;)
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The only one that doesn't disappoint your personal standards is yourself. Wwwwow, that's hands down the wrongest thing I've ever said.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
WEEE! And I like to watch the flying samaki eating fried eggs on a cold winter night inayofuata to the polar bears ffuuuckking the unicorns. Ooo how pretty thier children will be, I can't wait to play with them!! :)zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wewe took me nyumbani I drank too much Cause of wewe my liver turned to dust Cold rust taste, cold creeping cold pain Do wewe understand what I mean? When wewe feel your soul drop to the floor Like a hole like an open bleeding sore Then you'll have bled like I've bled Then you'll have wept as I've wept
Suck me down, it's time to rock and roll Let's hit the bar, let's lose control One false move; wewe took me nyumbani One false move; you're all alone
(credit doesn't belong to me 8I)
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wewe know the world is going crazy when: the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war.
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Ok, I just randomly took two chemsha bongo to see what 'Harry Potter' house I would be in, and I would either be in Ravenclaw au Huffelpuff. I'd rather be in Gryffindore, but that's just me.
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'S ok. I'm that way too. Oh, and I take back what I alisema about Gryffindor. I'd rather have Severus as my head of house than McGonagall. Just sayin'zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
IF YOUR NOT SCARED, COPY THIS AND SEE WAT PEOPLE (INBOX YOU) (Red) : I wanna be yo Valentine (Pink) : I wanna Go with you (Teal) : I miss you (Blue) : I Like You (Yellow) : I used 2 Like You (Orange) : I have a Crush On You (Silver) : I used 2 have a crush on You (Brown) I upendo You (Gold): I wanna KIss You (Green): I want wewe Back (Purple) : I Wish I Knew U better (Black) : I hate wewe
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Hetalia is an anime onyesha about characters who represent continents/ countries and how they interaact with eacj other. I never really got into it; I saw a few episodes of the first season but that's it.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I it strange I've been able to find several Fanpopper's Facebook profiles simpally kwa paying attention to the Hetalia Facebook page?
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I never realized how confused i could get until last night. I wouldnt realize that the most obvious thing could confuse me. I make things zaidi difficult than they really are.
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So, I was looking up some Urban Legends, and apparently, a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz killed himself on set in the background while the movie was being filmed. Other people say it was just this bila mpangilio bird.
Hunh. Weird.
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Don't wewe hate it when your watching something and it goes to commercial and wewe forget what wewe were watching?
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Yo, the vichimbakazi are spreading rumors about Flying Mint Bunny again! He isn't a communist! He is all for the monarchy! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
(BTW, Arthur Kirkland totally just hacked my computer and typed this. I was able to type this before it saved. I'm Alfred F. Jones. AKA, THE HERO)
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^ ...How come wewe only maoni on Lexii's posts? Like, wewe magically appear when she posts and only maoni on her stuff. And no ones else's. -_-zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I think she said, "I don't believe any Jenna Marie Masons, because they're all fakes. c: Rawr! I don't believe any of the Justin Biebers, either!" Something like that. My derpese is a bit rusty, so it might be off.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I was sitting with my Marafiki in a crowd of bila mpangilio people, and a bila mpangilio person asked me, "What are some of your inayopendelewa bands?". I said, "The Beatles, AC/DC, Queen, Aerosmith, KISS, Def Leopard, wewe know, those people." He responded, "I haven't heard of any of them except The Beatles, and only old people who have bad taste in muziki like them." A couple of Marafiki of mine who like The Beatles and I stared him down and he ran away. Nobody here knows the good bands... :(
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Plz jiunge these klabu Harry styles vs. Zayn malik Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold Harry styles vs. Niall horan Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik One direction vs. Jls Harry 'SMEXY' styles Zayn 'Sizzling hot' malik Niall 'CUTE' Horan Liam 'SEXY' Payne Louis 'FIT' Tomlinson Thanx so much x
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Say it! Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch Switches. Which Swedish Switched with watch with Swiss Swatch watch Switch?
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All I ever wanted was to see wewe smiling...oh all I ever wanted was to make wewe mine I know that I luv you,oh baby don't wewe see all I evr wanted was wewe and me~
All I ever wanted-basshunter
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I hate my mom!!I 100% mean it!It would be best if she were to be died!I would feel no remorse if she died au if something bad happened to that fucking hoe!!I would be full of joy!!
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:O wewe should never say things like that about your parents, no matter HOW bad they mistreat you! they're supposed to be inayofuata to GOD (if wewe believe in him... I believe in Allah so..)zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I think I'm gonna too. But I have always wanted to prove to the bullies I not what they see me like. I'm gonna practise like crazy to make sure I get every note right. Also I have to bein the right mood au ealse I sing out of my nosezaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ATTENTION ALL GREEN siku FANS!!!!!Today is Bilie Joe's birthday XD And they're working on their new album!!!!Whoot-whoot! Go here: link
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When wewe think you're nyumbani alone and start playing loud (and slightly embarrassing) muziki and singing....and then, it turns out your parents are there. >_>
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Either today au yesterday is the one-year anniversary of when I joined Fanpop! Woot-woot! *does a stupid celebratory dance*
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Speaking about walls. I remember the time when I got the 9,001 post. I had every right to say over 9,000. Every right. Goodtimeslol. |Dzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
On the internet, nobody knows wewe are a person from a distant planet just out to spy so I can take over the pitiful governments of Earth in the name of the Rensian empire. ;)
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