Shaggy: I'm like, gonna use 0.0000000000000000000005% of my power, dude!
The entire universe: 0:01

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shaggy is the original One ngumi, punch Man. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shaggy once met with Chuck Norris......Chuck Norris still has nightmares from that day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shaggy could like, defeat Goku with just 5% of their power, bruh. Change my mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Fathers siku to everyone and for those who don't have a father figure in their life au a good one, I'll adopt wewe :v ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hope wewe all have a wonderful Father's Day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys... My bad memory / dissociative amnesia let me ENTIRELY forget a HUGE spoiler about Endgame and apparently I mega repressed it and shoved the memory of the spoiler off to an alter on accident

And I got to a point when watching it where I was like "Wait what? What could that mean hmm" and IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD MY ALTER ASKS ME IF IM STUPID COS [INSERT SPOILER] WAS THE THING HE WAS REFERRING TO AND LIKE

IM SALTY COS I ALMOST ESCAPED A SPOILER ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whenever I act weird in public I get ppl staring at me and I panic wondering if they know I'm high as hell au if they think im just handicapped au some shit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

>Get a pop-up ad about removing pop-up ads
Never change, world wide web. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just a reminder, asexuals are real and valid

That was my TED talk

Kay, bye. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Aye guys, looks like my ikoni matches my name now ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Huh. So today if Friday the "14th". Lol! Well bad luck, Jason au neither, everybody still stay salama anyway even it's the wrong tarehe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Are wewe guys really feeling it? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In honor of pride mwezi I created a club for LGBT muziki if anyone is interested. link I'm no good with banners so if anyone wants to suggest one feel free to do so. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Friendship is a gift. Thank wewe for giving me that gift. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Waiting for M4rsh to respond to my PM be like ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It seems almost all around my hometown their selling those boba drinks, either way I know where to go get a great deal on one. Am not sure if i'll be trying other places boba's yet though. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Weegee ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Welcome to the Weegee Towers, where our kauli mbiu is...YOU WILL DIE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Mr. Blue, wewe did it right, but soon comes Mr. Night~" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thank wewe for your kind words and loving support, my friends. I hope wewe all have a wonderful day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got my passport in the mail! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just a friendly reminder that no one is entitled to your friendship, love, au care - not even family. If someone thinks they are entitled to wewe and treat wewe like shit, wewe are not obliged to follow their demands.

Respect, friendship, love, and care have to be earned and built with trust. Those that mistreat it, don't deserve it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Follow your heart, do what is right. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

>See niggas stealing my local mitaani, mtaa clout
>Make a diss track
>has no effect since they don't even listen to SoundCloud tracks
>Idea
>Follow them to the underground meetz at 11pm
>Dress as TF2 Spy
>No one knows what the phuck that is but they don't care anyway
>Knock a nigga out in the back room
>It's just a skit bro.exe
>Get away in a stanced black car with no license plate
>They thought my car was a heshima too
>They thought my coupe was a Ghost
>Told that bitch, kahaba no this a Wraith ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whew! I was taking a really long break from this club. Is it ok for me to come back now? What did I miss? I was gettin bored. That's why I decided it's time to come back. I was bracing myself though ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think that I found my inayopendelewa name for a Youtube playlist; "Brakathor's orodha Of Stupid punda Songs About Stupid Ass". What a wonderful playlist name. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi! miss all your faces ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SWOLLEN HEMP pudding, saladi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At last he returns...

The Swollen Hemp pudding, saladi Apocalypse is already upon us !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial Can wewe say the same? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I instantly fall in upendo with this character.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everybody can make a positive difference, as long as wewe try hard enough. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I swear my life and mind is like a YouTube Poop. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's a buibui the size of a fucking grenade in my bathroom. I'ma grab about 20 cans of Raid. May God have mercy on it's soul. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The famous producer M4rsh4dow is 22 today. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am now officially a bird, I would like wewe all to imagine my ikoni as me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man I need a new ikoni but I havent been super attached to anything as I've been focusing on my finals and getting the fuck nyumbani that I really haven't had enough stable free time to just like... chill and read my mangaor anything XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how do we actually pronounce meme? ive obviously seen many Marafiki irl posting memes , but never heard them say the word......

so is it pronounced meem au telling "me" twice? ...i say it as meem ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Follow your moyo and your dreams. I believe in you. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

All I see are peasants. None of wewe are as rich as me! Just look at my ten dollars! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

***MY RANTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY; I upendo Y'ALL*** ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Sunday, an always important for honoring the greatest of heroes. I hope wewe all have a wonderful heartfelt day, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'll be 22 Monday. *sighs*

Continue with your siku :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Halloween is one of the many holidays stolen from my people and twisted with the malicious intent of making fun of us. It was initially organized kwa my people to honor the harvest, and was referred to as Samhain (pronounced soh-WEEN). The tradition of dressing up in frightening costumes was originally designated to ridicule Wicca and other Pagan beliefs kwa depicting my fellow Witches as evil, hexing, demonic women that ride brooms and mix cauldrons. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Saturday. I hope wewe all have a fantastic, uplifting weekend full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My life is like a romantic comedy. Only, there's no romance and my days consist of me laughing at my own jokes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Friday. I hope wewe all have a wonderful, cheerful siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man, oh man. I remember in August of 2013, I was only 14 years old, just starting 9th grade, I did this crazy challenge I made up. I called it the thousand workout challenge. I alisema that kwa the end of the school year, inayofuata summer included, I would have completed a thousand workouts. God damn, every siku I would get back and first thing I'd do was calisthenics, then take a break and do weights. Evenings I'd do children’s Aikido, then nights I'd do running in the neighborhood. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I followed this around 5 days a week, sometimes 6, and in about 50 weeks with 5-6 days of tallying up the times, that's possible to have done up to 1040-1240 in a year. There were a lotta days when I wasn't feeling it though, but damn I remember that Fall of 2013 I was legit up for it. Ya know, I don’t know if I even actually completed the challenge au not since I stopped keeping track, but damn looking back the idea itself seems just crazy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Holy shit dude, I gotta get back into it, and that was five years zamani but I feel like I’ve slowed it down a whole lot, but if I could do that five and a half years ago, it means I could do it again this year. So please, as a reference to my high school days in 2013 when people who were born in 1989 were still 23 and people born in 1992 could potentially not even buy alcohol, please do this challenge (srs). ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin', fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe guys miss me?!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Back row, honor roll
I'm head of the class
Wet bleachers, student teacher
Better start kissing some ass
Bad weather, let's get together
I never wait in line
Night lesson, study session
wewe know wewe work so fine
So what's your name, new kid in school?
Tell me something, do wewe feel lonely?
Come sit inayofuata to me
Tell me honey, do wewe feel lonely?
Come get closer to me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Thursday. I hope wewe all have a great, lighthearted siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well, he just drove off - sometimes life's okay
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah what did I say?
Well, wewe just laughed it off and it was all okay
And we'll all float on okay
And we'll all float on okay
And we'll all float on okay
And we'll all float on anyway, well
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe guys should listen to one of Xenoblade Chronicle's soundtracks! They're freakin' epic! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Wednesday. I hope wewe all have a good, cheerful siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Log me out on that call I'll head up that way for you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I tried diet pizza for the first time and don't know how to feel about it lol. Just shows am not use to it but it wasn't that bad, just was expecting a Domino's pizza.D'X ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had to spend three hours re-arranging my bookshelf because some people have so many vitabu that the whole thing may au may not have crashed and made a huge mess. :v ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Watching the D-Day marathon on National Geographic. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Looking at all of the shits riley ilitumwa on the walls, I think he's/she's actually enjoying seeing other people insulting him/her. Otherwise, he/she would leave fanpop and cry in the corner like a little bitch. lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me with people I like and care about: kubeba hugs and jokes

Me with people I don't like: I will maul wewe with my bare hands FUCK OFF

*Random Update(ironically) : I've actually been feeling pretty good as of lately, like almost joyful even. And that actually scares the shit out of me for some reason XD It just feels different.

How's everyone been? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fresh out the house got the beat on suicide,
As I ride up and down Martin Luther King Drive.
Standing tall looking down on the block.
These boys snitching all day, I look around on the block. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Birthday, you. Whoever wewe may be. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Tuesday. I hope wewe all have a great, heartwarming siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Avoiding the baits to extract personal information like a boss. Nice try, social engineer. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"The point I'm makin' is the mind is a powerful place
And what wewe feed it can affect wewe in a powerful way
It's pretty cool, right? Yeah, but it's not always safe
Just hang with me, this'll only take a moment, okay?
Just think about it for a second, if wewe look at your face
Every siku when wewe get up and think you'll never be great
You'll never be great—not because you're not, but the hate
Will always find a way to cut wewe up and murder your faith" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't how JV does it, man. His nights are spent in the klabu and days on the streets. This guy's got a lot of mitaani, mtaa rep. Cops hate him and racers want to be like him. His flash green Dodge fira, viper has cops swarming around it all the time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Been shopping for sample packs for my DAW, hoping I can get enough money to fix my laptop. Then later, I can transfer from LMMS to FruityLoops.

When I do get it fixed and connected, I'm getting rid of most, if not all, of my reject tracks (the ones under 'UMBR3ON,' and some of my 'M4RSH4DOW' tracks anyhow). I already cleaned the hell outta Soundcloud.

Finding one-shots for metal guitar, gitaa (since I wanna produce metalstep) is hard. I just want the one-shots, not the loops. *sighs* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me like every fucking day: Are wewe just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if wewe are........ I will gladly do so.... IN SONG FORM🎵 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Monday. I hope wewe all have an amazing, cheerfull siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

eyo ,
I am just online until thursday this week
then I go on Holidays for one month(and a week)
so have a great time and Beautiful weeks
see ya
hugs Peace and upendo Kat *meow+ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“If we turn a blind eye to the fact that your opinion is entirely wrong, you're quite right.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Robert Pattinson has been cast as Batman in 2021's Batman film. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe guys don't shut the fuck up back there, we ARE NOT going to Baskin Robbins for ice cream."

-some user

I want ice cream right now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Sunday, an always important siku for honoring and praying for the greatest of heroes. I hope wewe all have a wonderful, upliffiting siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Well, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when it's 3 in the morning and wewe don't know whether to say goodnight au good morning since wewe haven't went to sleep yet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe accidentally breathe in a little water while wewe are drinking and wewe desperately need to cough but in order to cough wewe need to inhale first but then at the same time wewe are finding it extremely difficult to inhale because wewe are choking on water: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, BODY. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

2019 the New 2009 2020 the New 2010 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Saturday. I hope wewe all have a wonderful, sweet siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SUMMER TIME! WOOT !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fucking Christ. Another horror movie centered around "Oh mgawanyiko, baidisha Personalities how scarryyy". Great. Just fucking great.

Terrified at 17 with its big title catch line being "My mothers mgawanyiko, baidisha personalities" like great. Wonderful. Stigmatize it more.

Sincerely fuck off and I swear if this becomes the renew "scary trend" Imma go like.. walk off the edge of the round world.

I am going to save everyone the rant but this kind of bullshit is not cool ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Friday. I hope wewe all have a good, heartfelt siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday, having fun and chilling~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sir, this is a McDonald's.

-some user here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FF NF's new song is noice ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Studies onyesha that most humans are zaidi likely to protect a cousin they've never met than a friend they've known their whole life. This is because they share zaidi DNA with that person, meaning humans prioritize their own flesh and blood. It is extremely selfish to upendo your family zaidi than everybody else. Everyone is equal in value and everyone is equally capable of compassion under fair circumstances. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Thursday. I hope wewe all have a great, upliffting siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe look at your past foramu posts and wewe get highly irritated at a former user because wewe remember how close minded they were and how much of a stereotypical moronic fanboy they were. Bleh. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. Happy Wednesday. I hope wewe all have a good, wonderful siku full of upendo and fun, my friends. #ChangeTheChannel ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Honestly, I've been out of the habit of being a leader in the social environments / areas for about a mwaka and got used to being a hermit the past mwezi au two that part of me is getting stressed out over if I can handle the responsibility of being the Vice President of a decently big campus club if I were to get it au if I would be pathetic, fail and let down people that had otherwise invested themselves in my goals and visions ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

~Watching my siblings and cousins watch the old DBZ that used to run on Toonami way back when~

Goku: Share your energy with me!

Siblings and cousins:*puts their hands up* Beat the bad guy!

Me:...You know he can't really here wewe and you're probably not helping...right? Pfft, kids.

Inner Childhood Me: GENKI-MOTHA-FUCKIN-DAMA THAT BITCH! YEAH!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got temp-banned on Facebook... again 😒

For 7 days. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A person I don't like is bitching about how their life sucks:

Me: So your mom didn't hug wewe enough? is that way wewe are so irritable? Geez I'd be like that as well if I was really hurting for my mother's hugs that much.

A person I like/love is complaining about their problems in a reasonable way.

Me: *Brings the moto rescue/ambulance/army/etc to fix the problem* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

All hail the Condom Seller ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So where's everybody at on their Mike points? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita