Start! Right now!! *smashes keyboard* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bloody hell!! i got hit with a soccer ball 11 times 2day in last period PE!! 8 times in the leg & three times in the gut!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

do u want any of these pickles? im full :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Sighs* This is annoying. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

me and my friend were play fighting, but i scrached the shit out of her arm and i cant get the blood of my nails au where she bit me. nail polish remover might work right? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm starting to get the urge to start watching Hetalia....

THEY'RE CORRUPTING ME. O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who aliiba the car? Only one of these statements is false--all the others are true.

Amelia: Doreen did it.
Doreen: Tamara did it.
Genelle: I didn't steal it.
Tamara: Doreen lied when she alisema I aliiba it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ja, is this a party?

(◕_◕.) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My French teacher gave me his number! LOL, awkward! O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

listen people who keeps responding negative to my questions..IDGAF about your negativity...thanks for wasting ur time just to say "no" to me ...as for the positive people like zanhar1...thanks for not being a killjoy n.n ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Friday,during muziki class,we had a substitute.I was drawing and she came up to me.She looked at my pictures.Then she saw a picture with my Hetalia OCs.Then she alisema to me "Did wewe know that Mitsuki is a type of button?" I was all like "Noo....."*thinking*WTF,I'm pretty sure it means something else* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

colorfulllllllllllllllllllllll *dazes in the picture*l ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*fake British accent* Ah, well, nothing like a good troll attack to get the blood running! *loads gun, smiles evilly* Whose up for a good troll hunt, gentlemen? >:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hi :d ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got a die hard metal, just for beinhg bila mpangilio Mwahaha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am hungry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I do so dearly upendo all of wewe dear poppers! what is everyone up to this dearly fine day? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel like drawing something................but I don't know what and I suck at drawing =p ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am leaving for florida today guys, soo... i will see wewe all later. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eh, I had to write an essay about why I failed for the maths test and my word automatically counts the words. When I was done and I wanted to press "print" I looked at how many words I've written and it was exactly 666 words... I gotta tell you, that's spooky! o.O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Breaking Dawn was amazing!
BrEaKiNg DaWn WaS aMaZiNg!
BReAKiNG dAWn WAs AMaZInG!
BREAKING DAWN WAS AMAZING!

^Breaking Dawn was really, really good.^
^I dont know why wewe dont like it, why?^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's 12:04 am. I'd like to be the first to wish wewe all a good morning! :P

Well, was I? XD *bored* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this place is ever so dear to me! i do so dearly enjoy eating dear pickles and being dearly gay! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just realized that this "random" ukuta is like your Facebook wall...haha
Aaannyways...I cant stop thinkin about my boyfriend!! I luv hiim ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finally! I'm home! I can go back to staying in my room all day! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am sedentary kwa nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil - if wewe force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples. >:D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Rewatching last night’s SPN…

Dean: (To waiter) hujambo Brannon, go grab booth?

Brannon sounds like Brennan so I’m not sure if that was a Bones reference au not….. *Conflicted* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hey, im new on here and lookin for people to talk to. so add me and whatnot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

just finished my sekunde fanfic ^-^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH hell no. Now its Nirvana, what is up with that chick, aguhhhhhhhhhh NIRVANA ROCKS! MILEY SUCKS! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it was awful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

DAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Miley Cyrus killed Joan Jett's song "I upendo Rock N' Roll" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

where is the cama?
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Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

youknowwhenyourreelyhyperandyoucantdoanyythingritewellifeellikethatandiatelike32candybarsandcantstopsppiningincirclesitsallsowierdbecausemy sistreandiaredanceingtonyancatto!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when Lucy makes a big deal over her yogurt.

If wewe get it, wewe are awesome. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

:p blah going to light up night in about 20-30 mins.........at least my mom let me bring a friendc......still would've preffered to stay nyumbani on fanpop and whatnaught ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

who loves drake i do :D

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Police officer: How high are you?

Doped up guy: No officer! It's hi how are you? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I AM WACHING NYAN CAT 100 HOURS. HOPE I DONT DIE..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG I LOOOOOOOOVE NYAN CAT SOOOOOOOO MUCH I CAN EVEN PLAY IT ON CLARINET!!!!!! O.0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is putting it right for springely

im so bored

^Typical Facebook Status

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I don't know why when i feel some upendo on here,there's someone loves to ruin it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

-_- I don't wanna go to the light up night parade I wanna just stay nyumbani on the wii/my phone/nintendo64/tv I can live a perfectly good life without getting outside I mean psshh I get out of the house to go to school that's enough right?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am sick *cough* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cant wait till the twilight saga finishes.Its overrated tbh... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, who is answering 2 mwaka old answers? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mom knew I was watching a Family Guy clip of Peter laughing (with headphones on) and she was in the jikoni with her back turned on me. My mom is a witch! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chakula FIGHT! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Has anyone ever eaten pure chocolate? And not the pure chokoleti like wewe find in any grocery store, the REAL 100 % dark, pure chocolate. It's horrible, man. I grew up to upendo the pure chokoleti I know, and now my upendo for it is gone...

...damn chocolate. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YOURTURN

Heh heh remember the Ben Drowned craze on here? I miss that. :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

THIS IS A ukuta POST. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm heading for florida this sunday, and i will be offline until november 30th. so, see wewe guys around ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well i'm going to mexico tuesday woo hoo! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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I feel so happy to know that I finally gotten my medali for the anime spot and bila mpangilio spot. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe abort your baby without telling your boyfriend and when wewe go to the ultrasound, THE BABY'S STILL THERE. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate cheese stuffed crust in pizza :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

plez jiunge
Eminem king
im not begging
but thank wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dont wewe upendo it when your daughter says a bad word and she doesnt know what she said? xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

all aboard the weird train toot toot

o3o
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why does it take soooo damn long to answer a text? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Since there is an invasion and all that, I think it's a good time to bring this up...
Am I the only Hetalia shabiki here that doesn't like Italy?
.___. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

XD There was almost a fight on the bus today this one kid is just a little turd (yea I'm AWESOME at insults) so he starts picking on another kids little sister so her brother says "you better leave her alone au ill fuck wewe up" the turd says "alright come and do somethin with your ugly self" so the other one says "alright then come say it to my face" then the turd just sits there and mumbles "yea whatever wewe can't do crap" other dude says "ok then little bitch" (continue in comments) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some person texted me " can wewe spot a 50 today" whatever that means. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm seeing Breaking Dawn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who else has had a fucking crap today? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is anyone else receiving a ridiculous amount of adds lately?
Mine are all from people who have about two au three klabu in common with me, and have been adding a bunch of other people as well and I can tell kwa their wall. They're just trying to get zaidi fans? I hate when this happens :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

KITTEN FIGHT! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Looking at Sims 3 Master Suite thing* Sooo......they made a Stuff Pack.....for.....sex?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A famous guy screwed one of his fans. And when he was done screwing his fan, they blew him all night. ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link
lolz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FUCK THE IMPOSSIBLE!

PRUSSIA IS A COUNTRY AGAIN!
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Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no.....

A stupid virus wiped out EVERYTHING! All my precious games, my highscores, my ITunes, my favoirtes....

EVEN MY COLLECTION OF PICTURES!!!! I've been collecting picha for about three years, and I had all my inayopendelewa pictures! And when my camera got full, I'd put the pictures on the computer, and futa them from my camera.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my sister and i were dancing in the mitaani, mtaa to nyan cat theme song 0.o
now she wants me to play iron man with her...(btw we r in pep band)
What the hell is wrong with us!?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yay! :D No school today AND tomorrow! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ehem. Maths Class
Cal: -Slaps Me with a Metal Ruler- Thats For Stabbing me With a Pen In The Arm..
Me: Owch X_o wewe Want To Feel Pen Pain? Ill Give wewe It.
Cal: Do, And Ill Stab Your Brother
Me: -Pinches Him- ^_^
Cal: -Slaps Me With Activity Book -
Me: X_X Thats It!.
Cal: Go For It Bitch...>:D
Me: -Grabs A Metal Ruler, My Big Math Book, A Rubber & A Copy ...- Feel ze Pain..! O=!
Cal: X_X_X_X -Stops-
Next, I Get In Trouble..^_^ Mr S: Paul..WTF Is Wrong With You?
Me: He started It O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Backyard BBQ with Duke Nukem:

Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 dakika later, he returned with pork chops.

Hail to the King, baby! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dear dudes are we all dear! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im f@ucked for tomorrow... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know how Cats who have a loyal personality bring wewe stuff like mice au birds they've caught when they really like you? Well, my 1 year-old kitten is so badass, she left us a f@cking crow!

She's on a mission, what the f@ck have wewe done lately? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alone...at home! scary....alone at my room....it's dark...... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The bill was rejected. wewe know what this means?

...

INTERNET DANCE PARTY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i want chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My 13 mwaka old sister is trying to convince her boyfriend Santa Claus is real and is native american, not white.... ohhhh god..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I THROW MY HAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES.

ASKING AYO, CAN I PLAY MAYO? :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's a game on the app store that's about Nyan Cat.O_O
I was shocked and stunned to see that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IN CASE fanpop SHUTS DOWN TOMORROW,

The majority of wewe people are awesome. Remember, life isn't as nice as the internet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

QUICK!!!!!

Say the most dramatic thing wewe can think of off the juu of your head!

I'll go first :D

Um....

People o.o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe jungle my bells, I'll give wewe a white Christmas." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: Okay class how do wewe separate water and alcohol? ʘ‿ʘ

Kid: SNIFF IT? (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

Teacher: *opens door* Get the fuck out of my classroom.... ಠ_ಠ

I lol'd ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel a emptieness because no one even caresTo people i am invisiable noone can see me i am no one I walk down a hallway of depression all i see is flashbacks of my hardened times of my pain and sarrow of death and departure I feel as i am alone i am a ghost if deppresion my body is dark as night i walk among as nothing But i know i am hated kwa my own peers but i am invisable ghost who noone sees But i wish to stay invisable so noone can tell i am depressed so i must stay slone to just stay me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NOBODY maoni ON THIS ukuta POST. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend and I were telling people about the Protect IP thing (basically the government is trying to ban half of the internet) and THIS happened.

Friend: Wanna know something?
Me: What?
Friend: I FEEL ALL POLITICAL! 8D
Me: .........................................xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: 5
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: 7
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: Seven.
... So I try it ONE LAST TIME...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: Purple.

I was very disappointed that day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Science class.

Me: I play percussion in Band...
Chase: *takes my water bottle and bangs on it* I played percussion on your water bottle.
Me: If wewe don't give that back, I'm going to play percussion on your head.
Chase: I'll play percussion on your face.
Me: I played percussion on your MOM.

*whole class laughs* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita