Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do wewe Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No wewe Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And wewe Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So wewe Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But wewe Kept Yaping Away ._. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Jack and Jill went up a kilima to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do wewe wanna?'. Jill alisema 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who else stayed nyumbani from school today? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One siku I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up inayofuata to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this mwaka ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are zaidi addicting than even the greatest chokoleti temptation. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just got nyumbani from trick au treatin! Theses two guys aliyopewa out Candy gave me and extra siagi finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween!!! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Scarist Halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person majibu the door
Trick au treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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Anybody not going out 2trick to treat ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just saw a buibui on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

happy Halloween everybody!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick au treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello guys
Happy Halloween everybody have a nice siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween everyone! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate my life ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bored....... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Y'all just Lost the game ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their muziki taste if wewe know what i mean *headdesk* i made the swali "are wewe maarufu in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Marafiki and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because wewe are an emo cause wewe are gay,black,moslem ...and cause wewe like punk/emo/heavy metal muziki fuck of them wewe are all beautiful <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every sekunde granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' panya race
But wewe can't let it get wewe down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed kwa frustration au hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go kwa brennan heart) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

CURSE wewe PROCRASTINATION Dx ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeehaw ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So The Amanda onyesha is on and they alisema "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me au does that sound REALLY wrong? :o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a shabiki ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

( = ヮ = )૭ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it kwa trying to turn it on again few times with no success. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If u jiunge da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(Me kusoma le lemon)
"I dream about wewe every night."
"What do wewe dream about me?"
"I lick wewe up and down and fuck wewe until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five sekunde later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That akward moment when your friend asks wewe what wewe did in the washroom. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my Marafiki have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to jiunge a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 dakika ago......... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

diapers
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER kusoma A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dedicated shabiki yes XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 saa movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and klabu are expanding? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN upendo L! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A bata walked up to a maji ya limau, lemonade stand,
and he alisema to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man alisema no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all nyumbani made. Can I sell wewe glass?
The bata alisema “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very inayofuata day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

is the troll always down in bila mpangilio .. cuz i realy start to like that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if wewe haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yes I got the best answer on here for the first time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just heard my mom imba the "La la la la la's" from wewe Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's snowing in Baltimore MD (aka just outside my window) in October. This is so weird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm attempting to eat a cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what the hell with this...
i saw a swali that muslims are terorists......come on guys awake terrorism has no religion...
so just stop this insane ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was driving to work the day. Naked. Wes I'm happynakedgayguy from mocospace. Oh my penis......XD funny moments ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I swear,my dog is Russia.I was teasing her with my chakula and I heard her KOLKOLKOLing... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today I found a Skittle in a bag of M&M's. I believe it was spying on the enemy. -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Some people are like Slinkies. Pretty much useless, but wewe smile when wewe push them down the stairs..." - Unknown ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Itz nice to do bila mpangilio stuff on a bila mpangilio bila mpangilio fanclub!!XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*jumps across a 100 feet building*

AAOW ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some people just need a hug :D ... around their neck :) ... with a rope >:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I noticed the bila mpangilio Club description that the word "Completly" was spelled incorrectly :P , Who ever made this club didn't check their grammar spelling xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

being who wewe are. chasing your dreams. all while never letting people change your mind. achieving this level of dearness on ones own is harder than it sounds. but is dearly rewarding in the end. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone writes these amazing, long, well written kissing scenes while I'm just here typing "They kissed." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please. Read my article. :)

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wait, let me count how many fucks I give.

One, one and a half....

Oh shit, they flew away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Not only is she back, but...wait, I don't even have to explain. Just look at my username. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like trains. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Depressed sad i don't know what to do anymore i am out of this world bye ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's body was exactly the same as humans but it had no clothes and no identifiable characteristics. Its skin looked rough, like sand paper, but was completely black. There were no ears au nose au anything else except for two round white eyes and a permanent smile on the creatures face. The unblinking eyes stared at him. It remained stationary, smiling.

Now children, imagine waking up and seeing this inayofuata to your bed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

..................I think I just read a creepypasta that made me sad when a bisibisi broke.............WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Taking a shower. All of the sudden, a buibui on a webb comes down, three inches from my face! I herocially splash water and blow at it until its web breaks and it goes down the drain.

Because Im tough like that. B| ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just got back from a Field Trip.
My grade spent the ENTIRE way back(1 1/2 Hours) imba ''I'm sexy and I know it" and ''Super Bass" and "Last Friday Night".
Our bus driver is scared for life;)


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