It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i was talking with my Marafiki about Candy .........then i alisema i like white choclate zaidi than dark choclate (well i also like that but i like zaidi white choclate)........yeah and then a girl (african-american) yelled at me "you fucking racist ,get out of here"bla bla bla she was almost crying so was i ,i mean i think that was crazy im not an racist i just like white choclate zaidi -__-(sorry for my bad english) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IT'S OFFICAL.

All U.S citizens are now screwed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why is it that everytime I go to the mall and meet a hot and super nice guy, he's usually gay? Don't get me wrong, I upendo gay guys, but why do they have to be so gorgeous?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i just arrived from the dentist,to do a check to my teeth.
and as usual..the dentist alisema that i have perfect teeth ;p

lol i'm not braging ..i 'm just glad that i don't need anything to my teeth..cause if i had to.,.i would freaked out!..i hate dentist ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate it when the mwandishi kill off my fav character in the book!!! Not nice mr.author:( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

こんにちは親愛なる、お元気ですか？ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm not shaking, i'm baking like bacon! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got new Panasonic headphones...
Every sound that comes out of them... sounds like magic.
;_;

I am crying tears of complete and utter joy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

something on the bila mpangilio wall...
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TWO THINGS jiunge THE FLYING COWS CLUB AND PLZ GIVE ME PROPS!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am knock knock knocking on havens doors , seems no one wants to open the dear door for me ..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Would anyone ever want 2 out with me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his chajio, chakula cha jioni before it was cool. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I heard it's Hetalia siku au something.

...I'm having pasta. Right now. >w> ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My bila mpangilio school convo

Me:you physoctic zombie cupcake

Lexi:you physicotic zombie poptart

Anabelle:calm dow ok! Just calm down were all just talking trash cans in elmos world!! I upendo my friends!! XD.
a class conversation
*teacher sitting on a kids dawati in front of meh* (the kid was at another class)

Teacher:ok so our first vocabulary word is squinting to remeber just put down tariq (he needs glassess so everyone messes around with fi finish In comen ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guess what the centipede's Dutch name is? A thousand-leg xD And it hasn't eve got 1,000 legs!!! LOL! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just realized I have 328 MLP:FIM ponies FROM the onyesha in my gallery... O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate its a Monday I have no school but........ I am sickso this means no going to the park today :(
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Zoning out In math class right now.... Why won't my real lfe quirrel shut up! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have 888 props. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I watched Ouran highschool host club the other day, now some people I know are randomly obsesed with it XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Silver bells.... for some reason that makes me think of couples from different movies... WHATS WRONG WITH ME????????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think people who are banned, we should just say they are in "fanpop jail". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMEGLE

You: Spoby!
Stranger: NO NOT ANOTHER ONE *disconnects* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yay its 10 11! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How the hell does an Omegle conversation about PLL ship wars turn into a conversation about how gay people don't like straight people telling them that being gay is OK?

I'm so confused... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am dearly doing my dear laundry! dear rule #9 always wash your dear socks! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't know if I have homework for tomorrow -.- oh crap!! ........................ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Once I ran into a club.
They alisema "Sir, you're not old enough".
So I bought the club.
And I made it a Chuck-E-Cheese.

Now who's old enough, BITCH?

-Justin Bieber ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So yesterday my mom was joking around with me at a Halloween store about people who have passed away recently. Soon, Gaddafi was brought into the conversation. In a series of events, I now find myself being a dead Gaddafi for Halloween.

._. I'm not sure whether this makes me a terrible au awesome person. I'm leaning towards terrible... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

buibui Pig, buibui Pig, does whatever a buibui Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't, he's a pig. Look ooutt!!!!!! He's buibui Pig. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

omg I upendo to try to make upendo to Lawliet Ryuzaki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I sense there's something in the wind that feels like tragedys at hand and though id like to stand kwa him I can't shake this feeling that I have..............My fave song in the movie! =D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT ALL RELATED TO HITLER ????DDDDDDX ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lalalalalalalalalalallalalalala beat up the santy clause throw hin in a bag throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad! =0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

.............................................................................who is santa clause????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate krisimasi XD STUPID Stana Clause XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who keeps posting pictures of emo people and titling them "AWESOME PEOPLE?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm watchin nightmare before christmas! upendo dat movie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How does this bila mpangilio ukuta thing even work we all are just putting thing down because I WILL RULE wewe ALL. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At 11:56p on December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 dakika to Save the World" kwa Madonna. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: Doctor! I think I might be addicted to internet memes!
Doctor: How do wewe know?!
Me: I liek trains.
●_●     ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Kim Possible should consider wearing a bra. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

God Bless wewe lyricsWe’re all told that when we dieWe leave to a better placeAnd all I know is what wewe leftA upendo I can’t eraseAll the same in upendo and warBurn my name and ashes scorn wewe left me with these broken liesAnd I let youGot no zaidi time for your goodbyesSo God BlessYouGod bless youShed those faded memories
This is your curtain call
I’ve had enough of sympathy
It’s time to watch wewe fall....

black veil brides god bless wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dear leotard is playing with his dear knives. i upendo being a dear father! it is so dear to me! i am eating a dear pickled egg! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This cake right here...
Is legit.
C: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's something on your face!

*punch*

IT WAS PAIN! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A few days ago, I ate a bagel. Like a boss.

>_> That is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo wewe guys how do wewe handle lonliness in school? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Squirrles and Coffee. DAER GOD HELP US! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Aww beentlyv got banned we'll all miss her so much lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My brother was pouring pasta, tambi onto a plate when some fell. He picked it up, and after throwing it away wiped the sauce on my shati and hair. I turned to him and alisema "What the hell?! Are wewe stupid?!" His response was "Yaaaaaaaay." This is why we can't have nice things brother ಠ_ಠ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wonder what our parents would do if they found out what Omegle is. "I'm just chatting with bila mpangilio strangers, NBD." "WHAT?!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There are three guys in a park.
One of them says I have the longest arms in the world
Another one says I have the longest legs in the world
The other says I have the best imba voice in the world
So they all go to the guinness book of world records.
The first guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest arms in the world
The sekunde guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest legs in the world
The third guy comes out and says who the hell is andy sixx!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sexiest. NOT sexyst! :3

Leern too speel!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Racing faster,Escape disaster,Partners in crime will leave their markWe make our own way,No thoughts of yesterday,Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (chrome and battle scars)Oh.The legacy,Born from a dream,On leather wings,Rose from the streets,With the hands on destiny,We came from nothing,But promise one thing,We'll change the world with these guitars,So listen closely,And don't stop working,No one can tell wewe who wewe are (tell wewe who wewe are)
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe do something that pisses me off, I'll act forgiving and nice. But the truth is, I'm thinking vicious thoughts in my head and planning my revenge. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

me and leotard are now on the dear reality onyesha teenage dad! it is very dear! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok so i thought it was just a one time thing,but it wasnt.I HAVE THE SUPER MEGA LES HOT FOR SELENA GOMEZ!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is a very dear club

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the monster under my kitanda says hi. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is a shout out, to a very dear user:

...LEGIT CAKE, YO!

That is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

-sees a Zombie- RUN 4 YOUR LIFE!!!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ssshhhh! my dear son leotard is sleeping! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Computers don't work after they break. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who knows what toxoplasmosis is?!?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I will sometimes say never

(I alisema it 6 times so far)

I will eat karanga butter

(just cuz it rhymes)

Whenever my dog makes poop

wewe know what I'll make wewe do

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up up up up
Unless wewe say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

Repetition is catchy

kwa Ryan Higa.
See the whole song at:
link (PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

everyone on the world will die in 200 years ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I opened my closet. Well thats something im not doing again... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

studying
tudying
udying
dying ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

some siku we r all going to die ..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if Death Notes did exist, there probably been less nuaghty people XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just noticed that the word "Short" is longer than the word "Long." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wonder how it would be if Death Notes did exist.............................KIRA would be real O.o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Listen to me. wewe can't go and just kill because wewe Lost your puppy and the copy of that game.

Read every fourth word. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH MY GHOST!!!!!

The Hills Have Eyes is on channel 27!!!!

That movie creeps the fuck out of me 0_0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

omg L's B-day is in October 31st, ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

...Somepony must buy me a lyre. NOW. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAPPY Hetalia siku EVERYBODY...whocares! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

blah blah blah SQUIRREL!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have wewe done lately? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Isn't it lame that I'm a teenager and I still can't whistle? -.- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i upendo pickles they are so very dear to me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just got my Facebook reactivated!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

O s, jsbomh gim yu[omh ;ole yjod/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear Lovespencereid,
wewe cannot own Reid because A. He is a fictional character. B. He and JJ supposedly have a thing. C. /looks at own username/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just found condoms in my parents' med cabinet. Pretending I didn't see that....O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On the lighter side, When Life hands wewe lemons, either find a kid a paper cut, au scramble them to make MELONS!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If anyone didn't notice the fake bitch, kahaba annahbrickins account got banned sometime overnight au early this morning.xD
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Girls suck. I'm a girl, and I admit, that I can be mean, but we girls can be the cruelest things in the world. Anyone agree? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Its funny how someone can break your moyo but wewe still upendo them with all the little pieces ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Does the internet, catch interfish? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At school we were doing mad libs and my friend anabelle alisema phsicotic (for a adjective) zombie cupcake (for noun) physicotic zombie cupcake! So I called my friend a physcotic zombie cupcake so she called me a physcotic zombie poptart!!!! WE ARE ALL PHYSCOTIC ZOMBIE PASTRIES!!! wewe GOT THAT????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

UnIcoRn - Something I Dream Of In Class. Especially Skittles&Rainbows O_O. I Imagine My Science Teacher Riding On A upinde wa mvua into Lala Land. I Know it Was A Crappy Statement, But Oh Well.. ._. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dylan: I'm not not abstinent. That's a fact.
English teacher: Yout hands don't count. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half of my energy wasted on bila mpangilio knowledge-_______- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SSDD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita