Check out the first siku conversation after the wedding between a husband and his wife.

Husband: Wow! Finally my dream comes true.
Wife: Do wewe want me to leave you?
Husband: No! Don't say that again.
Wife: Do wewe upendo me?
Husband: Yeah!
Wife: Do wewe think that wewe may leave me one day?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yeah..
Wife: Darling.

Now read it from the bottom up to know what happened after one year.

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*Scrolls Down To Related Clubs*
*Sees Weird things*
0.0 HOW THE F*CK IS SONNY MUNROE RELATED SHES OLD!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YOURTURN ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am playing the sims game in Facebook awesum XD
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I went to pampu It Up for a B-day party and it was humiliating. 1. I was the only one there other than a parent who was older than save. 2. Earlier that siku I'd tested my invisible ink pen on my leg and forgotten about it, so when they turned the black lights on, a bunch of 6-year-olds were kusoma personal., gingerly stuff with lots of swear words. 3. The were playing Justin Bieber the whole time and I literally screamed. Then very one stared at me like I was crazy.

Not my best day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How is sterling knight a related club?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is my b-day!! I turned 15..:D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i have some problem to choose a ikoni on my picha galleri, anyone who can say which picha i have is the bbest ikoni to choose? :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It took me two and a half hours to get my history essay (5000 words) done but I can pretty much say, that I am rather glad I got it all done. :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can u jiunge my club
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I met my real father at the movie, and guess what, he didn't recognize me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What am I doing on here? It's after midnight, I'm exhausted, and my trig homework is staring at me. I think I'm a bit addicted to this website. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Miley Cyrus is living proof we will all eventually turn into birds. Just watch her Can't Be Tamed video! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Make pasta,not war. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i dearly miss creepyboi7 , he was such a dear person ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

V---- If wewe get this, tehn wewe are teh awesome ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, thats preatty cool-AWWWW! Theres no dog there >:l
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HEY! LOOK AT MY NEW DOG! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What starts with F and ends with Uck? What starts with P and ends with Orn? HUH?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe how do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Death kwa cheese. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

call me if wewe need a lift,call me if wewe need a boost,see them other chicken heads,they dont ever leave the coop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday at lunch I told my friend that I would give her five dollars if she waved a Playtex Sport ad around and chanted "Trust Your Tampons!"

She didn't do it. T_T ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If a guy/girl texts wewe and wewe don't like them, all wewe have to do is write this:

Error: Your message could not be sent. Please try again later. Error number: 362950

It legit works every time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMD! my dear mother was kind enough to send me a letter this dear morning! i shall treasure it dearly! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apples!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Its funny how mashua sounds like goat and kondoo sounds like sheep. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

la la la la la
bila mpangilio enough for you?<3 xD
well with Paige Kessler, what can i say, shes amazing
bila mpangilio spot<3
add meehh if wewe want(: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went to a tamasha last night, and behind the stage there was a guy smoking. He set a wire on fire. It was all ok tho ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Weird fact: People from a church were protesting against Hell, Michigan because of the city's name on June 6, 2006 - 666. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

To everyone who got a message from IStillFeelU: DO NOT REPLY TO THE MESSAGE. He just wants attention. The best thing to do is to block and ripoti him. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone else get a message from it saying it was stalking you? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I went to a fair with some Marafiki last night, and they were giving out free balloons filled with helium. We went to get some, and I thought they were just for us to have.
Turns out that they wanted to get high of'em.
So there I was, watching my Marafiki get high on helium.
Quite a sight actually.
.__. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HI ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WTF this club is getting bore........ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

eat a avocado that already mix with enough sugar.

with no water, just plain avocado and sugar. mix them together.

and i promise u it wont kill u, its a food.
if u mix it right, it will be a good chakula ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tonight I went out with friends.... I left my computer...... NEVER AGAIN BABY, I SWEAR. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe ever get the urge to just piss someone off and enjoy it? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It just turned midnight in my time zone.
That means that it's October 8th.
That means that I'm officially 15 years old. It may have a 5, but it equals 6.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How to make a slideshow.

wewe can sign in if wewe have a Facebook au just sign up and make a profile.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This person wins the internet

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Michael Myers Halloween theme song. wewe can put it as your ringtone.

link
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i was using clever bot and this happen

cb-whats ur sekunde name?

me-ur mom

cb-mine too.

WTF this was comptlly bila mpangilio ........wow ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe have a Wattpad account, vote for my book! My name is patricksl
nyumbani Page: link
tafuta my name up
PS. the book is about emoticons oyu can use on Meebo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this is a very dear delight to be on such a very dear place as this. do wewe not agree dear fellow popers? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ram papa bom
ram papa bom
ram papa bom
man down ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*types i am awesome to i'm feeling lucky*

/loading

*sees result*

B'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Its Friday, Friday, gotta get down on FRIDAY!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone in my Spanish class made a -3 on a quiz.

A negative 3!

Me gusta xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It took me a full 2 months before I even realixed there was a chat and it took anoth 2 weeks to figure out how to use it:( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Exhausted mom comes in and asks if I have to finish any of my exams today.

"No Ma'am"
"Go back to sleep"

I LIED >:3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A swali asked during a competition at school:
"What is pedology?"
A. The study of soil
B. The study of children
C. The study of nails
Letter B... pfft... XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fanpop chat is... *down*?!?!!? kill me now. i'm likely not coming on NEARLY as much as i used to :'c ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My inayopendelewa word is "fetish".

Anyone else get themselves into lots of awkward situations simply because they want to use their inayopendelewa word as much as possible? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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So I heard wewe liek mudkips. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gray Eyes
wewe have a few close friends.
wewe don't like letting people inside, wewe find it difficult.
You've had some hard times,but don't worry.
You're always zaidi unerstanding and caring than other people.
wewe can even be a bit protective. wewe are amazing.

this is me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me R.I.P Michael Jackson..D:
One of my Marafiki What??? He died...
were was I..?? Me in your own little world
like always...xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

:( MY profaili PIC IS ME TODAY AT MY HOUSE

I AM A EMO/SCENE/WHATEVER ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I WANNA GO TO MY REAL nyumbani MUSKOGEE WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME :'( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Adam Sandler just died. I'll go cry my eyes out now.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lemons. So disturbing yet, wewe just can't help but read them. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ukuleles make everything better.<3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

CHRISTMAS.
Y U NO COME SO I CAN BE JOLLY?
Flipping serious -_-
I WANNA BE CHRISTMAS-IE. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

iSad ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am on clever bot and it funny ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I drew Hitler with big puppy eyes wearing a tutu and with sparkles all around him.

I am an terrible, evil person for trying to make the holocaust look funny.
._____. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way zaidi awesome and WAY zaidi effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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Spongebob XD

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Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

R.I.P Steve jobs! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Depressed.. not that anone cares... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & uigizaji like the most gigantic idiot on earth! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got Lost they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont wewe care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are wewe the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when u make a mistake on bila mpangilio spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ugh i hate my life!!!
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I upendo you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo do wewe guys have an ipod au any apple merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
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Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton banana, ndizi in his freezer... for over 2 years? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i Lost the game ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita