fanpop going slower than my grandpa. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

I am camping at bila mpangilio wall, waiting for someone to drop some funny shit, so that I can laugh my punda out. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

sup bitches ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

*succeeds in coming online after fanpop got banned in her country*

*cannot process how this happened*- ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

fhghhlgghlhg';lghd;gh;kgh;d;hkghghgdk'h;hg';khgkhgh'kg'hgkh'gdk'ghdghkhgk'ghkgdhkg'dkhgdkhhgdhgk';dhg'khgd'hkgdhkghgh';kgh;'khg;kgkhgh';ggkzgdklgdjlgjlhgdlhgdhjtgjh;trj;htoeth;eht;ouethohtoht;ouhtoohtehtoeu;htohth;tth;ohtotoh;hthtjddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddduhtohtouthh;torhtrtohroh;tyytoryoryturo;yurto;yuotrouiytrutriutrutorirtuoi;truourrututuuuyoriyroy;oyouryourioyriyouriyuryuri;oyuroi;yuriyuoiyuio Is that bila mpangilio enough? ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Poirier defeated McGregor :P ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Madness strikes at midnight. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

>Watching old punda 360p mirrored episodes on Dailymotion
>Network diagnostics site cannot be found error
>Refresh multiple times, check internet connection
>Every other website in each tab works okay
>Turn on VPN to an out of state IP
>Episodes resume as normal

brb moving out the country ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Uh, look, I surf TV Tropes while listening to Nostalgia Critic
So I think I know a little zaidi about criticism than wewe do ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

When I don't feel like metal.. I would usually put on Eminem.. As far as rap goes, he's my main man. Everyone else is just kinda around him XD ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Remrmber, it's only a crime if your caught ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Welp. There is a speculation that Texas just might be seceding from the United States. Is t true...? Who knows 🤔 ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

It's time to play America's inayopendelewa game
Guess That Pedophile
We find the latest website outed for allowing CP au find the latest e-celeb that is a groomer and we reset the clock. Twitter managed to make it 21 days before some big shot was accepting au taking part in kid diddling
Congratulations, Twitter
You're a failure ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Oh, sure, children can fight on the playground and the most they get is a stern talking to
But when I go and win a fight kwa breaking a kids arm, suddenly it's a crime ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Cats don't give a shit, they are my role model lmao ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

God I hate vomiting. Just can't stand nausea. Especially when it's out of the blue like this. At least I'm better now. Well not all the way better but just ok for now. So how are y'all feeling? Hope nobody's suddenly sick like me. And don't worry. It's not covid ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Hello, I'm the Fuckboy Supreme
I fuck myself so wewe don't have to ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Ah we have finally flushed the turd out of the white house. Hopefully going mbele we can avoid being constipated. Long time coming and it still feels surreal. Fuck that guy. And now just listening to all of his post presidency problems and all of the tears his mduara, duara is making when they realize this failure of an administration is going to follow them forever... Quite truly amazing. Finally that fucking bastard is out of office and hopefully will be barred from holding it. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Is it me, au am I disiking sociology class? Maybe it's because of the idea that I can't be in a classroom to debate with people... ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Are wewe ready for Killer Cream King's Circlejerk Circumcision Challenge, gamers? ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

I should probably mention, that for the record not all my songs has to be heavy metal.. I also like Led Zepplin and pink Floyd ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

so, January is almost over and i just wanna ask: how's the start of 2021 been for wewe so far? ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

hard to believe we're half way though janurary already ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

All empty words and all rhymes will fade
As the light of last candle flickers away
If the story is over, this chapter my last
Let it be my best one, let it be my own 🎶 ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Seasons they come seasons they go
Observing them in their perfect flow
Changing my life as they pass me by
Drying my tears letting them die
In the sunrise I am born again
In the sunset I die again 🎶 ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

POG !!!! ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

If we can go one fucking week without American society humiliating itself, I will eat my own foreskin ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

I am back^^ ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Do I strike women?
Why absolutely
If they wanna throw down in the Thunderdome, onyesha off their skills, who am I to turn them away?
That's called gender equality
And the fact that wewe think women can't stand against a man in a fight
Well who's the sexist one here, ya sexist piece of shit ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

ever get scared about the pandemic just remember.. Least it's not BLACK DEATH ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm making a deal with myself to stop watching rick and morty for a bit.. I think it's starting to depress me considering I'm already down from the pendemic lockdown, and should stop watching a onyesha as negative feeling as them.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

For the Super Bowl this year, have all the teams log onto Rocket League and stream it lel ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

what a crazy mwaka ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

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NIGER?! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Birthday check! ✋ And my 23rd Anniversary is a fact lmao.

Hope everyone has a great siku !!!! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

So Texas finally decided to have some snow now, eh? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Remember when wewe were 12, and
got the last limited edition super-choco super bar? But it went
missing the siku wewe came nyumbani to eat it?
It was ME Barry!
I SNUCK INTO YOUR FRIDGE TO FINISH IT OFF BEFORE
FRAMING YOUR PARENTS!!! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm Captain Lou Albano talking to wewe about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone who asks wewe to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill. Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabiah, your minister. Your moms, your dads, your teachers. Because drugs can kill, and if wewe do drugs, wewe go to hell before wewe die.
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Never. Online. Dating. Again. Not even trying any longer... ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Accidantally tried pot.. ended up in hospital.. no really, Rick and Morty got me paranoid as shit and ended up needing a hospital visit.. thank god I found out I was only high without knowing.. thought it was somethin worse.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

well, we're a week into 2021 and.... Trump and his supporters already decide to fuck up big times.
dear sweet Jesus, i hope and pray this isn't a sign of how the rest of the mwaka is like. *fingers crossed* ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

One Week within 2021 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

howdy y'all! i'm back after a 5-day break. was outta town with my family ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

It's been so long that I feel like my acc is almost dead XD ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

What up, y'all? How's it going for ya in the brand new mwaka so far? Still enjoying the fact that that nightmare hellish mwaka known as 2020 is finally history? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

wewe know
When I was a kid and saw grown ups getting angry about politics, actually throwing out theories, talking about cash and all that, I thought adults were way dumber than kids and I never wanted to be one
Now, in the political climate of the 20s, I've come to realize
Child me was zaidi right than he ever even realized
Fuck adults! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Canada24 is still an asshole, why is he still here ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

You're not just a clown
You're the entire circus ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Least in Jet-Black, and a few others I finally have people two, I may finally have people to enjoy Korn with.. Metal is too heavy for most of my family, and even my sister isn't into it anymore.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Facebook mods are taking their sweet time when removing fake accounts 😒 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Okay, but guys, consider it
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It's a convincing argument, wewe gotta admit. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

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I've been binge watching Rick and Morty most of the pendemic, and now I heard there's an easter egg in my little pony, a onyesha I use to watch, mostly in secret. I wouldn't put it past Rick's abilities, just not sure why he'd be there.. Unless Morty forced them, which honestly would sound about right, Morty wanting to go somewhere happy and innocent.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I really should get back to writing.. it may be only fanfiction, but I still take pride in them.. au try to at least.. For now it's easier than having to actualy make one.. not there yet ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

So wewe decided to disappear for a whole mwaka and then have the audacity to say Goodbye after making me worry for a fucking 12 months?

I am happy wewe are alive.
Just wished wewe alisema it from the start. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

It was fun dropping my maswali quickly XD goodnight will see wewe around later^^ ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Black-eyed peas, chicken, cornbread, dumplings, cabbage, and salt pork for dinner. What's everyone having for their New Year's feast? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Are wewe feeling lonely?
Then come visit my site
I'm not afraid of two Jacks, an Observer, and Midnight.
I'm as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links
You'll find zaidi than wewe bargained for when wewe come for the kinks
I'll perform a seance to tell this moose that he's just useless
Any attack from a hack and his jacked Marafiki on me is fruitless
When wewe find my site you'll be tongue tied like when I rap and diss
This staticy kid's so lonely I bet he would try and fap to this ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

HAPPY NEW mwaka Y'ALL!!
thank god 2020 is done and over with. let's hope 2021 offers us something good ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Happy New Year, ya'll!!! Thank God 2020 is finally over with. I sure hope to Christ that everything will be back to normal this year. Please God no zaidi Coronavirus this and COVID-19 that. We cannot take no more. We've been had enough of it already from the start ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Happy New Years
And Happy New Fears, aliyopewa how things have gone so far this decade ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Wishing everyone a very Happy New mwaka 2021! May y'all have all the best.~ 💖🙌🎆🎉🥂☀️🍀 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

HAPPY NEW mwaka ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I don't know about wewe uys, but using Google Maps to pretend you're traveling somewhere is fun :) ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

oh thank Christ! we're here! only a few hours left, and 2020 will be over. thank fucking god! this abysmal mwaka is finally ending. thank wewe God almighty! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Oh, hi, I didn't see wewe there...
That's what wewe were expecting me to say, right?
What, wewe think I didn't hear wewe stumble in here, mouth agape, expecting a classy intro when wewe don't even give me a hello
wewe think you're fucking cute when wewe do.
Come here, pussy. I'll onyesha wewe cute! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm on lockdown for Janurary.. I guess it'll be a time to start up RDR2.. Gonna need it ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

If God is so damn great and powerful, why hasn't he accepted kwa offer to fight?
Yeah, that's right, I'm calling wewe out, God!
Quit being a coward and fight me!
And if your son wants to throw down, I'll take him on too! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Funny how life works.. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't extremely bored that one Halloween in 2012 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I finally Coraline.. Was expecting a bit zaidi after all getting so many recommendations over the years.. But still a great film nontheless.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

well janurary is lockdown again... no jokes, I'm just sad about it ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Gravity Falls Season 3: Back in Alameda County Edition
Ep 1: Dipper gets into a police chase on I-880 at a sideshow at 2am ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Hey, man
A pervert is just a regular guy who got caught
Who the fuck are wewe to judge ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so there's this girl i had in the same class from my first mwaka of college. i really wanna ask her out, but damn it, i'm too nervous ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

As awful as this mwaka is overall, this krisimasi was one of better ones. I finally get to spend some quality time with my parents! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I needed krisimasi this yeah, it's been a rough mwaka ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Merry Chrismas
I don't know who this Chris guy is au why he's so special
But Merry Chrismas anyway ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! :D :D ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Wishing everyone a very Merry krisimasi and Happy Holidays!~ 💝🎄☃️🎅 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

@Nonoobs/MikasaAOT245 wewe really must have a failed life. wewe are fail trolling users on a dead site. Is your life truly that amazingly useless that wewe wewe have to keep it up? Wow that's not even annoyance I feel for wewe but utter pity. I would tell wewe to get a life and get laid but I can't imagine anyone liking wewe au actually willing to allow wewe to fuck them. Let go of that butthurt. Maybe once wewe do. Maybe just maybe people would actually care about you. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Just because it's krisimasi time, my mom is finally gonna let me have a margarita for the first time tomorrow. I wonder what it'll be like. I know I don't actually look a siku over 30 but just because I don't look old enough to drink, doesn't mean I'm not. But y'all know how parents are. No matter how old we get, we still look like 5 mwaka olds in their eyes. But I literally look like 14 years old in everybody's eyes. I sure hope this stuff will taste good ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I wish everyone a great krisimasi full of safety, comfort, relaxation and love. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

>Most exhaust "kits" are just overglorified mufflers with an exhaust pipe attached to it ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

krisimasi is the best time of year
i know it's cliched, but it's true ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I can't believe people are growing out of Christmas, for me i'm sorta growing out of Halloween not Christmas.. I'll always upendo this holiday! ^^ ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

well, today was a slow siku for this club lol ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Hey, fossils in Congress
When you're eating the asshole of the fossils in the entertainment industry, don't forget to blow the dust out so wewe don't get any in your mouth ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm going to have your punda if wewe don't stop messing around with those cosplaying rejects from a porno ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Donald J. Trump: the president who brought election years to a whole new literal meaning. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Guys please enjoy yourselves,Have a salama christmas😎as for me I'm going to enjoy a long punda break.😸👋🏼 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Girls Night Out: Oh my god, Stacy, I think I'm pregnant. But this margarita is so good
Boys Night Out: link ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

hujambo baby
are wewe a shower?
'cause i'd like to turn wewe on

*drops mic* that's my time, ladies and gentlemen! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

''Doesn't make sense but it makes dollars.'' ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

A sentence that has eight words in it. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Well, like they say in Brooklyn
Better to get cancelled than cancer ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Good morning 😸 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Whenever I need a good laugh I read one of those ''video games create killers'' articles.. It's not real, it doesn't work like that in real life.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

just saw Wolfwalkers today.... easily my pick for best animated movie of the mwaka ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita