when wewe think you're salama from COVID, but your cough goes dry.... ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

>Keeping track of things wewe need to buy using amazon shopping orodha and buying them at other stores
take that, illuminati mjusi man bezos!!1!!!11! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

So, much like foreskin, my joke post about it was removed kwa someone who found it tasteless and wrong
And I just want to say I'm sorry
Not for my joke
The fact that wewe removed it is quite sad
I'm sorry your parents mutilated your penis so wewe can't enjoy using your foreskin as a pocket ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

But i've been the hardest to love
wewe tryna let me go
Yeah
And i can see it
I can see it
I've been the hardest to love
It's hard to let me go
Yeah
And i can feel it
I can feel it ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No zaidi ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

We should have had two extra debates with each candidate debating one on one against Chris Wallace. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

18 and Life. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Our siku has come
It's drawn in the sky
So don't shed a tear now
Be thankful for the time
Life wouldn't be so precious dear
If there never was an end 🎶 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

''Well, It’s No Secret That The Best Thing About A Secret Is Secretly Telling Someone Your Secret, Thereby Adding Another Secret To Their Secret Collection Of Secrets, Secretly.'' ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm gonna FIX that spaghetti, tambi !!!! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"i don't like sand. it's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere"
~an actual line written kwa George Lucas ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water..." ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I should make a meme fodder forum. wewe know, a place where people can send templates for memes. (Frames from shows, etc.) ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Once, there was a barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
THE END! :D ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Obama is my celebrity crush ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

If I'm such a Metallica fan, I should convince myself to find them live.. After all, gave me zaidi upendo to Avenged Sevenfold, so would probably have the same effect.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

happy December 1st y'all!
we're almost there. 2020 is almost over, thank Christ! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

hujambo guys!!
I will leave fanpop for a while
but I come back after a while
will miss wewe all
peace and out Kat ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah" ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

What'd I miss? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

man, why is it that Donald Glover's "This is America" is wayyy zaidi relevant now than back when it first came out? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Sesame mitaani, mtaa au The Muppets? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

As long as Twitter remains
World peace will never be obtained
God will not allow us into his kingdom
And wewe will never know true happiness ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so today's the Albanian Independence day.... and we're still stuck inside lol ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Nanomachines, Son! Metal gear rising, my bouy! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so, it's Black Friday again. what y'all gonna get? au are wewe just gonna chill at home? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

happy Thanksgiving, folks! hope y'all have a good one ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

don't get me wrong: i like mbwa and mtoto wa mbwa too. but i'm zaidi of a cat person ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

After a long day, Assassin's Creed swan diving into a kitanda with fresh and warm sheets is the best fucking thing EVER. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

May everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving!~ :) 💖🦃 🍽️🌻 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

_If wewe thought wewe had me fooled
I'm tellin' wewe now objection overruled.
🔚 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

That's it
You're going to the Smash roster, fuckboy ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so the Grammys didn't wanna acknowledge The Weeknd and "Blinding Lights" AT ALL this year. yeah, he got completely snubbed ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I anticipate that not a lot of people will look mbele to this week. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Guys I still don't quite get what a s'more is ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

between "What's Up?" and "It's My Life", which classic rock song is your favorite? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so fanpop keeps logging me out for no reason?
my theory is: this is a warning sign of how they're shove their "new layout" down our throats in the future ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

1993: "Your success is now our country's success. I am rooting hard for you. Good luck."

2020: "I concede NOTHING!!!" ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Now this is podracing ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

...and then, they all died!
The End! :D ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Then we sailed away and the sun turned black. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

honestly wish I could of watched Invader Zim as a kid.. I felt it was too mature for me when I was young.. I was the opposite of now, scared of just about everything ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Why do I feel like Trump will somehow get another term. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

So the new Spongebob movie is kinda shit
But Redline is pretty good
Why watch soulless trash when wewe can watch Redline? ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

so the new Spongebob movie is.... unfortunately, not worth your time. which is a shame, 'cause the trailer really made it look like it could be fun. apparently not :/
oh well, thankfully we still got Wolfwalkers before the end of the mwaka ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

*Slow clap*

Congratulations. You're zaidi retarded than I originally thought.

Retardeder. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

confession: i don't think Beastars is all that great...

please don't kill me ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

''Nice watch. Too bad wewe won't be able to tell the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is.'' ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

personally, i'm zaidi of a winter guy myself. because while i like summer, i can't stand the unbearable heat ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Zanny cried for chicken tenders
Windwaker cred for nuggets
Sombra cried for fries ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

DO NOT CALL KEN AND BARBIE AT 3AM!! (OMG THEY ACTUALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE!!) (Gone wrong) (Gone sexual) (I got ass-raped) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (Please, for the upendo of Jesus Christ, SUBSCRIBE, YA DUMB-FUCK KIDS!!!) ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

why do i feel like the new Tom and Jerry movie is gonna be on par with Scoob from earlier this year? and kwa that, i mean i feel like it's gonna be mediocre ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Epic Go Through the McDonald's Drive Thru and Order the Travis Scott Burger at 3AM Challenge Featuring My Child Soldier from the Dark Web (EPIC) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TRUE STORY) (NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT! STOP SAYING IT'S CLICKBAIT! STOP IT!) ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Well, there's a new Tom and Jerry film coming out and do wewe know why? Because "We've got to have money. No less, less. Money's a wonderful thing, when I see lots of it I want to stand up and sing! Money's the upendo of my life, the only true upendo of my life." - Tony Jay's character in the 1990's Tom and Jerry film ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Sometimes in your darkest dreams wewe will feel the haunting pain
Silent tears of your hidden fears come to haunt wewe once again
Fight on for the memories of the everlasting dream
Their pain in the silent lands on wings of glory free
We can go on forever with the darkness so far away
And the warriors who live forever fight on to the end
🎶 ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

God is my manager and he says, "Get fucked, Karen" ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"a banana, ndizi is solid proof of God's existence"
"Star Wars has a hidden, sinister Buddhist agenda"
~Kirk Cameron

(no, i'm not kidding. that's what he actually believes) ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

No matter what, we can all agree that the greatest president we ever had was Harrison Ford. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"I genuinely believe that Mr. Trump will not be President."
-Barack Obama, May 2016

6 months later: ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I'm finally zaidi into Hazbin Hotel only to remember.. I'll probably never see any future episodes.. Oh well ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I put some video on my club if anybody's interested in zaidi about that dude on my avatar..

link ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"I beat Bernie Sanders."
-Joe Biden, 2020 Presidential Debate ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

i find it hilarious how Trump still refuses to believe he Lost the elections lmfao. he's still tryna manipulate people into thinking Biden aliiba the kura XD ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

that moment when you're nyumbani alone and sneeze, but wewe hear a voice from your room saying "Gesundheit".... ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Never trust someone who's offended kwa everything yet ashamed of nothing. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

I'm going to make salep..
Rip stove. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

today, i officially started my final mwaka of my 2-year-long master's degree ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Actual valuable advice from seasonal retail training videos... Never try to "win" the argument with erratic people; diffusing the situation comes first over everything. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

well, YouTube decided to cancel Rewind 2020, but not because of COVID. no, because of some bullshit excuse i couldn't even bother to pay attention to. but yeah, we won't be having any cringe-fest this mwaka ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Clown make up is the blackface for gamers ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

i don't know what it is about hand-drawn animated sinema that makes me emotional nowadays. maybe it's cause everything is so extremely focused on being CGI that 2D uhuishaji brings back so many memories of it being on the big screen back in the day, but it's also because wewe can tell it was made kwa actual people, and not a computer, so a lotta effort and passion was poured into that project. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

i just realized: this is my last mwaka of master's degree. i'll be graduating in summer of inayofuata mwaka ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Well, films that changed their release dates to this mwezi are changing to inayofuata year. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

I buried my last pet, a turtle, yesterday. I’ve had him for zaidi than 10 years. R.I.P. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

i should probably take it easy on posting here. i know i wanna contribute, especially since i haven't been on fanpop for a long time, but i feel like i've been posting too much lately, so i'll slow down. sorry about that, folks ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

hujambo guys
Uh.......
Trump stink............
Where the fuck are my 2 million likes!?
Fucking hand them over! ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

i don't know much about Biden, au what he's gonna do now as the new president, but i'll tell ya one thing: thank fuckin' god Trump is gone ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

"HAI! MY NAMEZ MARKIPLIER AND IM HERE TO TEACH wewe HOW TO SMASH AGAINST YER HEAD!
FERST: EMPTY BOTTLE!"
*empties bottle*
"AHH! THEN, SMASH!!"
*boom* "AGGGHHH!" ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

It's the annual running marathon at my local high school and they just fired the starting gun ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Hi friends. Got fuckloads of work + exams in the inayofuata few weeks so I'm gonna do a good ol' tech ban on myself because it's either all au nothing for me lol. All the best in the meantime <3 Don't get up to too much mischief. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Leggo my Smegmo ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Tomorrow is going to be my birthday! ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

some of the Weeknd's unreleased songs are way better than some of the hit singles we've had in hivi karibuni years (*cough*Lil Pump*cough*) ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

I decided long zamani never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
🎶 ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

well, good morning y'all! ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

We need some type of holiday where everything is open for a full 24 saa period. Gyms, banks, loan centers, car dealerships, auto mechanics, muziki studios, pet stores, glass repair, the post office, no matter how inconvenient au stupid it is, we need to have the whole city open and running from at least 12:00AM-11:59PM. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Bologna, no cheese
Cookies, no milk

Keep it going. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

I'd have to rewatch the south park pendemic special again sometime.. Was still kinda depressed when it aired, and it just made me feel worse, as most it just felt too close to home.. But now that I have zaidi hope, I need to rewatch it.. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Classic president quotes
"I cannot tell a lie"
"Ask what wewe can do for your country"
"Tear down this wall"
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"
"We need to build a wall"
and finally, we can add "Now look, fat, look" to that orodha ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Nuri... I hope that whatever's up that you'll remain salama and happy. That you'll have a wonderful life, have all the best. If wewe really left, will miss you... Were an amazing friend and person. </3 ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Two zaidi years of Obama, baby! ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

"your package was delivered to Sweet apple Acres"
"what?! it was supposed to be delivered to Rarity's Boutique!"
"oh. okay, but now the package was for Applejack, and she's at Sweet apple Acres"
"yes, it's FOR Applejack, but I will be delivering it to her"
"uhhh.... that's my job"
*facehoof* "it's a gift FOR Applejack, FROM me"
"(gasp) what if she opens it?! it shouldn't go to Sweet apple Acres! oh wait! it went to Sweet ACORN Orchard instead. oh-ho-ho-ho! well, that's a relief!" ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

I know things will never be the same
Time we Lost will never be replaced
I'm the reason wewe forgot to love
So do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again
No, do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Waiting for Trump's reaction tweet now. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

so, Biden's the new president now ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

i'm 23 years old, and i still haven't found my girl. i know the saying "being single means you're free", but after all this time, it's startin' to get a bit lonely for me ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

Eye of newt I cast a hex on you. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

NoNoobs came back with another account to call me a n*gger. Somebody reported him before I could say anything. wewe would think the admins would ban his IP from here. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita