Do wewe ever have something that wewe upendo so much that wewe cry whenever wewe look at it au think about it just because wewe upendo it so much? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... there would be mass confusion ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bibbity Bobbity Boo - that’s 20 grand ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wow, I really am a thot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link lmao ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG!!! I can't stop crying

"Bird frozen to metal fence rescued kwa a man"

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My birthday is in...

9 days. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Has anyone ever wondered how it would be like if we had Asses for Boobs and Boobs for Asses? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I will never look at sandwiches the same way again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mom wants me to take an IQ test. Anyone want to bet on what score I might get? I'm thinking like 90 at best ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The new ikoni round is
is ... why
xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday
and xD

jk ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all siku long~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank wewe for coming'' !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a moto if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into zaidi and zaidi of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am off to work
*Gives roses to fanpop friends* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People, do wewe even? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stupid Dog

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vs

Smart Dog

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Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop kwa drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one kwa one. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is a DNA software system. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We live in a upinde wa mvua of chaos. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is like a game of cards. The hand wewe are dealt is determinism; the way wewe play it is free will. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. wewe become used to it. wewe have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how wewe can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

muziki washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The harder the conflict, the zaidi glorious the triumph. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If you're going through hell, keep going. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can't kuvuka, msalaba the sea merely kwa standing and staring at the water. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is 10% what happens to wewe and 90% how wewe react to it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New mwaka starts. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like how innuendo-filled bila mpangilio is tonight ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my fanpop profile! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My new phone is rose dhahabu and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Calling your man "daddy" au "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upendo is a holy affection. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Make your lives a masterpiece, wewe only get one canvas. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ily ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fried chicken..
wewe and me tonight
🤤 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 zaidi pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little bitch, kahaba driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty punda fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little bitch, kahaba had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do wewe believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that wewe can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if wewe believe
If wewe put a little faith in me... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

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Look at this. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm in upendo with their Al Mariachi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are wewe gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Expecto Patronum!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If wewe ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. wewe cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who watches the Nexfilx onyesha , Kakegurui!!!???😎 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In two weeks... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Does anyone have experience with camping? And kwa this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also alisema that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. wewe have got a best answer in one of my awali questions. Best of luck for the new contests. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if wewe hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stay thirsty, my Marafiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

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Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the inayofuata round. Good luck! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I upendo the most on Facebook liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her Disney Princess and she asked me to call her cinderella instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send wewe her link, if wewe wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so, I am going to post swali now and then. wewe guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if wewe have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave maoni as well. It will be engaging and fun. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I should just quit my siku job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Would wewe rather die a hero au live long enough to see yourself become the villain? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please sign the petition

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And do check the 9 sekunde video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm in kitanda and I don't remember how I got into bed... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only sekunde time it has happened this semester. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. wewe guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me au anyone else again. I’ve had it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The child who is not embraced kwa the village will burn it down to feel its warmth ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My God, I had so many message in my kasha pokezi it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my inayopendelewa metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own cabin, kibanda ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Silence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't hear wewe I'm in the skyyyy! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Gemini season! ♊ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita