A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone asked me: "what do wewe drive that big punda truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the yaoi icons? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks zamani ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

im at supu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My Marafiki internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will jiunge me in the internets salama return? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though wewe are getting a new one! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. wewe want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much zaidi fun if wewe don't ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock nyota already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches kombora, yamuua strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My overly political brother made a snide maoni to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Digital art is easy and cheating! wewe have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb video and gaming with friends. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys. I'm sorry about the kura ya maoni earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope wewe can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked kwa words that aren't words but poetry that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge my club!
link
Feel free to add anything wewe want to it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's aliyopewa me some perspective that I didn't have before ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tfw wewe are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, I really only ametoa maoni on this ukuta like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of maswali on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok officer i get that but like why tho ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guess who's getting zaidi snow? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW wewe order something online and it's not here immediately. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether au not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Marafiki in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medali at my inayopendelewa club, including this one. kwa the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 mwaka old? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Back again.. hujambo guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It took my sister and me 45 dakika to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about babies with my mom ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I’m tired. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that siku feels like a festival! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a kengele every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the kengele and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if wewe treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like wewe wanted.
People, man. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy siku Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female mbwa so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male mbwa over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of wewe people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some juu Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, wewe all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of wewe really. wewe could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I talked to my husband like wewe all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he alisema he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a tarehe to the local ice cream duka so that will be fun ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming zaidi and zaidi inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp it snowed again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his kitanda where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go nyumbani and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Would anyone be interested in kusoma my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a mwaka ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in swali is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule zaidi people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule zaidi people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't wewe taking your breaks ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How much do wewe want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My hair is so greasy from not inaonyesha that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who here believes in magic? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someday, people. Someday... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hope everyone has a great day~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, wewe don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a trekta and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first maoni and majibu on this site. Just one swali to my past self - why did wewe have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You've got a lot of nerve wewe one-eyed monsta !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, space travel, self driving cars, zaidi useful smartphones, zaidi cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today kwa cooking me breakfast this morning instead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some old lady at the truck stop: wewe look pale, are wewe okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! wewe can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected kwa Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She alisema they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the ukuta during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the inayofuata several days ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I talked to the publisher the inayofuata step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

wewe get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know what.....we should just like, start a bila mpangilio lyric chain XD original lyrics au just whatever. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

During a hivi karibuni heshima off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do wewe call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff wewe can find around the web. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally au physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six au seven. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open koti, jacket kind of siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me upendo dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita