During a hivi karibuni heshima off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do wewe call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff wewe can find around the web. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally au physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six au seven. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open koti, jacket kind of siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me upendo dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My headaches like..

Fuck wewe wake up.

Fuck wewe don't have fun.

Fuck wewe just because fuck you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer wewe up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But kwa the very inayofuata day, I'm freezing my fucking punda off. I upendo Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic bitch, kahaba ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work au I'll cry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my nenosiri and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday au holiday could be. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because wewe fucked up royally.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yk what's hella ironic. I really upendo wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 nyota (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as wewe want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as foramu as opposed to constantly putting it in majibu sections? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Not saying I'm eager to die au anything but I'm really looking mbele to roaming the planet as a ghost. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I might make an ultimate waifu orodha to go with my relatable characters list. au I can make a foramu here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of wewe who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may au may not have slipped off my truck kitanda today and hurt my back ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's also "National Be Nasty" siku XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy woman's siku everyone ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo college students, my Marafiki are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to wewe guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking mbele to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss au why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to songesha to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some hash, reli brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe can't see the forest au the trees
For all the colors of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, upendo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have zaidi reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW someone blocks wewe and then blames wewe for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when wewe really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It’s been so long since I got on here. hujambo everyone how’s everything? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tfw someone randomly blocks wewe and wewe have no idea wth wewe even do. Mind wewe I was Marafiki with this person too. Well I thought.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This current round of the ikoni contest is absolutely phenomenal so far. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel like I have to rep the other fandoms like comics,etc because hardly anyone is in that fandom on bila mpangilio lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A bila mpangilio guy asked "Do wewe upendo anime?"......................in the anime club. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That feeling when wewe successfully remember your PSN nenosiri after 8 failed attempts ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, the other day, my social worker and I went to Publix to start my application. Got that done. Then on our inayofuata visit, we had to update my application to include my zip code (I forgot my wallet the 1st time). And afterwards, we went to the bakery department to speak to the manager of that part of the store. And according to her, they cannot hire those without any prior experience. So.... that was a bummer. BUT, I'm not giving up, because I can still work in a different department there. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I did some research and found out that a typical short story is between 3,000 and 10,000 words. I am at 4,000 and feel so reassured lmao. I'm about half way done with the story so I'm feeling pretty good right now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

8theBabe: *playing LOZ breath of the wild, gets an item called farming hoe* Eithne, it you
Me: wow okay ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fanpoper's Gallery Captions: Oh yeah this is me. After work out, yeah dude look this is me.

Me: Betch nah. No one on fanpop here has abs like that lmao. *googles it* Ahhh yes. Totally a famous Pakistani super model. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Seriously, zaidi and zaidi people are voting my two kura za maoni in the way they're not supposed to! Is it really that hard to read this shit "(Don't pick the ones wewe already know.)"? au maybe some of them just went "Screw that! I'm gonna my favorite!"? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Come dance with me cause now we're free to love
Love, love, love, love

I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
In love, upendo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Exact words from one of the ranch boys: "I thought wewe were going to be an even bigger bitch, kahaba than wewe already are when wewe get pregnant. Turns out you're just sad all the time." WELL FUCK wewe TOO DARIUS ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone please yell at me to get off of fanpop and start working on my story.
Thx. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*deep voice* Obi Wann told wewe about your father, did he? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Watching K-ON! on my DVD box set with my friend. He keeps commenting on all the muziki references in the anime series. Cause my friend is a guitarist. And can relate to this Anime. And enjoying some anime time with a friend. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The snowbank at the end of my driveway is now taller than I am. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

im not dead guys srry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

its funny and also weird that time runs really slow during a lecture while it runs super fast during exams! -_-
today all the classes were super slow and boring and was really hot even though the AC was on! :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If any of wewe roleplay and/or have an Instagram account, check out @barry_.flash and @multiverse.king1 ... They are my rp accounts on there. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I finally got TheLefteris24 to start watching "Saint Seiya".
Its great to see that the "Saint Seiya" fanbase on fanpop is starting to get bigger. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Deja vu
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the tafuta is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tfw when wewe have anxiety problems and your work leaves a voicemail and asks wewe to come in for a few hours, so wewe have to think about what you're going to say for a half an hour, gear yourself up for it for an saa and a half, finally have to write a script of what you're going to say, and then wait 15 dakika for the room to be empty just so wewe can make a 30 sekunde phone call saying "I'm too busy sorry". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just ate two scoops of chokoleti ice cream with dark chokoleti ice cream sauce
I'm currently in heavennnnn ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I upendo the pure regret I hear in rude drive thru attendees voices when they realized they just snapped at someone who has Lost his voice. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''Tell me what it's like to feel alive
I'll onyesha wewe that I've aliyopewa all I have
When I'm feeling down from loneliness
Tell me it's alright
Tell me it's alright
onyesha me what it's like to feel the rain
Tell me that the sun will shine again
When I'm feeling Lost and hopeless
Tell me it's alright
Tell me it's alright
I am such a wreck...'' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Surround Productions New video! juu 5 SCARIEST Commercials. Check it out! link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I HEREBY DECLARE A moyo WAR IN THE KINGDOM OF THE bila mpangilio CLUB!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I wonder how I am an extremely smart person but I still do incredibly stupid things jesus christ.

*Trying to figure out why speakers wasn't responding to being connected* *was trying to figure out this problem for hours* *puts speaker cord INTO wrong jack this whole time* *Realizes I forgot which jack it should go into and put it into right jack* *Instantly works*

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when someone gives wewe an opportunity for a good zinger but wewe control yourself.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I sound zaidi sophisticated when I don't talk. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I never realized before how Tilting can appeal to my Aesthetic that much !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know what wewe all are thinking, "What did 8 spend that money on I wonder?" (no one was thinking that lmao)
was it
A) Lolita
or
B) art supplies?
Well guess what we were all wrong 'cause I bought shit to make Youtube video with.
We all done been bamboozled. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Excuse me, Fanpop, who told wewe it was okay to take my BESTEST best friend (One of two, the other being cruella), zanhar1, off as one of the juu five contributors on this club and have me to replace her? My zanny is the Queen of the club and deserves to be in the juu 5! Don't wewe people who created fanpop think wewe can siagi me up kwa having me there to replace her in her rightful place! The creators of Fanpop, Azula declares that for this treason YOU'RE BANISHED lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. But i don't like how the English Dub sounds like a narrator voice while they talked Japanese. So i watched the Movie in Sub. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Gad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like Godzilla Final Wars. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"White people in the kofia calling me mayonnaise because I'm a spicy motherfucker" ~a white co worker who lives nowhere near the kofia ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My f-350 is broken down and my f-100 still has it's engine on a lift. I don't have a ride to work today. F U C K
Can anyone give me a lift to the Ernest Ranch?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

As addition to the ice cream post. I forgot about kuki, vidakuzi and Cream. juu tier ice cream.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

National selection for Eurovision and 6th Harry Potter movie on tv at the same time... guess which one I`m watching.
(hint: it starts with Harry and ends with Potter) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bia and Whisky are the worst enemies of man, but the man who runs away from his enemies is a coward. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''Highkey'' is a word that I have come to feel pretty strongly about !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Despite the fact that my aunt is getting on my every last nerve, I'm trying to look on the brighter side of things. During the past few months, I've been searching online for jobs with my social worker, and I've narrowed my job orodha down to these 4 things:

Video game tester
Cake decorator
Dog groomer
Librarian

Video game testing sounds fun, so does decorating cakes. And I upendo animals. And I also enjoy peace & quite. Eventually, I'm going to try applying for one of these. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bwahahaha.

Many people are watching K

My plan to dominate the world with K is coming to fruitation ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently, I -along with the Promised Land- am the worst animated movie ever made. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was at the trekta supply co today and I got to talking to the clerk. She's pregnant too so we talked a lot about that. I mentioned having a cat and she asked me if I was going to get rid of him when I have my baby. Of course not. I don't think people understand that there is a kind of understanding all mammals have and Cats know what babies are ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Funny thing. I was going through my icons. (In my picha gallery) And a while back I used to make notes under them. I remember proclaiming that Toph was gonna be the one character I related to the most forever. Funny how things change. I relate to her a ton but she isn't the most anymore. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently there was another snowboarding race I wasn't aware of. Well 4 out of 5 dhahabu medali not too bad. xD Although it kinda sucks one of the people in the race hasn't won a medal at all and for 3 olympics she failed miserably so she was trying to redeem herself and didn't even medal this time. Kinda sucks. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It is so satisfying to hear rain again after months of constant snow. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I disappointed my family today with how many of the Marvel/DC superhero sinema I have not seen! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever just stopped hating something? Like the other siku I woke up and was like, "you know which character I don't hate anymore? Katara." No reason, just decided that I don't hate her and that's she's actually a pretty cool character. This isn't the first time this has happened either. Like I'll just up and stop hating/disliking things without reason. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I saw a Planet Dolan video where a woman shot a Mcdonalds employee for not getting her enough chicken nuggets.. Normally I would make a joke.. But when something like that REALLY happens. It's just sick.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had a lot of valentines. Not only did I get shout outs here, but the whole crew at the ranch took me out to chajio, chakula cha jioni yesterday. I guess that's what happens when you're as sexy as me ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On Friday I have to be at school at 10 AM.... and get out at 11:15 AM.

Why the hell would I go XD It sounds like such a waste of time XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How do people deal with fog?

Florida is like...super flat so we dont get shit for fog ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Time to revive my old question:
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