It's quite possible to fly. All wewe need is just a few simple things. No, an airplane does NOT count. wewe need two huge plastic bottles of soft drinks, duct tape and something else and wewe can shoot off into the sky.

Don't try this in the house though. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sees all the drama going on*

Lmao i'm glad i'm so irrelevant on here no one tries to start beef with me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have 30 dollars in singles...don't ask how it happened. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

@Hatelarxene if wewe keep sending such nice thank wewe notes in my pms. I'll keep talking to you. Like I find it really amusing how wewe think a few pms will get me to stop. The only way I will stop if wewe actually shut up and stop running your mouth but seeing how that will probably never happen because its a better chance for wewe to spontaneously combust I won't. Every pm wewe send me will egg me on more. Just shut up and quite while you're ahead if you're so butthurt. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok since ramen, mashua who is supposd 2 b 1 of my best online bffs ever doesnt assosciate mme w this 1 specific L pic i just want 2 make sure every1 else does ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

there's users here that have been here for 300 years that I've interacted with for 300 years, and I don't even know what a lot of y'all look like so I've made up particular picha of wewe guys in my head, and it's really weird to think that those made up picha in my head aren't actually what wewe guys look like. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Feraligatr i choose you! Use Crunch! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

MEAT POWDER CARDIGAN.
MEAT POWDER CARDIGAN.
MEAT POWDER CARDIGAN!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really don't like some people on Fanpop. I don't bother people. I ilitumwa on the ukuta post here about Hatsune Miku. I get picked on called a gross weeaboo who needs to quit watching Chinese cartoons like Vocaloid. I tried to explain to the person it's Japanese not Chinese. And that Miku is a Vocaloid/Music software not a show. Than someone else majibu to my ukuta post and calls me a troll/spammer/dummy. And someone else alisema maybe there a bit of both. People are so rude. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

got any grapess ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My brothers are the local cops, so I get away with a lot of shit. Assault, drug possession, tax evasion etc. Today though those fuckers gave me a speeding ticket. Come on, I was only going 120. My boyfriend let me borrow his Thunderbird, what am I supposed to do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tfw wewe feel like wewe could be Marafiki with a youtuber because wewe like similar things but they're a youtuber and you're not (yet?) so they become your senpai ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shout out to everyone who has a message waiting in my kasha pokezi and is watching me screw around on the klabu instead of responding. wewe are strong and patient people. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am going to put this out clear if I didn't do it before. I have no tolerance at all for sjws in the slightest degree. To be a sjw (in tumblr sense au close to it) you're probably borderline an idiot anyways so I will not give them time of siku on any subject. Call it harsh but I don't really care. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"A falling mti makes zaidi noise than a growing forest." It's easier to mock the bad than acknowledge the good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I upendo it when people are jealous of me and then try their best to isolate me from the crowd . lol. I am too lazy to give a damn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever seen a rude maoni (or a maoni that rubbed wewe all wrong) and thought of the most perfect and witty comeback but the maoni had nothing to do with wewe so wewe had your tongue because wewe don't want to start shit?
Because oh man I found one today. And I really liked my comeback but again this thing had absolutely nothing to do with me lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The thing that really kills me inside is knowing I'm around people who will never understand what Autism feels like. Only 2 people know I have it and one of them (my aunt) just doesn't seem to get it. Autism affects some of my senses, including: Touch, Sight, Sound, Balance (minus "taste"), as well as giving me a serious social impairment. I suck at socializing a LOT. Not all of it is horrible, but wewe get the idea. My aunt often sounds condescending, and I just can't stand her. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LEAVE SAYAKA MIKI ALONE!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Thanks to the help of Legend_of_roxas, bila mpangilio club treasurer, a new highway is being built to bypass the one that had been damaged kwa Goliath Wolfeater spiders. An excess of available funds means we will also be building a scenic railway parallel to the new road, and we will be taking applications for steam engineer effective immediately. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good morning everyone. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If everytime I got a dollar for someone calling me ugly, then I'd be broke af. That's cause I'm perfect. Suck it haters. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tbh i eayt enough chakula in 1 sitting 2 feed a small country some1 pls send help ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male au female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... wanyama in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The zaidi I learn about Conspiracy Theories..

There's probably one saying Canada is planning to invade America, even though America did nothing to us ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's International Lolita Day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

y r clothes tho ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some stories make me cringe to utter hell. I just read one and the story was so unbelievably shit. I can't believe people enjoyed it. So many plotholes. I can take alot of disbelief but I have my fucking limits. Jesus Christ! >.> Action au any genre must be followed with a decent story for me to appreciate it. In any media. AT least not a cringy one. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dood man like wot if????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

These adds on mobile are making the site borderline unusable ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Despite the negative press cofvefe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

cofveve ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't stand my friend Hunter sometimes. He gets on my cell phone and does whatever on my phone besides using it to call someone. And he tells me to trust him cause we known each other for 8 years. Than I found out he uploaded a Crap picture just so he can laugh and make me annoyed with him. Hatsune Miku Is my #1 inayopendelewa Vocaloid. My friend Hunter likes Hatsune Miku and Anime. But he newish to Anime/Manga/Vocaloids. And he does this crap to me. I deleted the stupid picture. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hatsune Miku Is my #1 inayopendelewa Vocaloid. And my waifu. But my friend got on my phone after he used it for phone call to his mom. He uploaded the stupid pic just to annoy me. My friend Hunter likes English Hatsune Miku songs though. I jumped his case for it. And I wanted to dlspp my friend in my face. I put a Hatsune Miku karatasi la kupamba ukuta lock Screen on my Cell phone and locked him out of my phone. Dang! Some Marafiki can be annoying. My Friend is newish to anime and Vocaloids. He been a shabiki for 2 years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't believe it took me THIS long too subscribe to HotDiggetyDemon

All I ever knew about Max Gilardi, is he made gppony, pony MOV, and he has the GREATEST voice ever.. But I'm telling you.. I had a marathon of his BRAIN DUMPS..

The dude is so friggin funny! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At what age do wewe think it’s appropriate to tell 
a highway it’s adopted? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am now in charge of the bila mpangilio club's treasury. I will be taking care of the club's finances. Don't be alarmed if some of your money mysteriously goes missing. There are some glitches in the system that I am currently working on and they shall be fixed...sometime...in the future....maybe. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm back. o3o What did I miss on here? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Countless time I close my eyes and try to find a path through the dark."
"Stumbling through my tear, my hopes and fears, my way back inside your heart."
"Though the odds are low I'm breaking through, wewe know I do it for you."
"When you're kwa my side I'm justified, there's nothing I can't do."
"I'll stand and fight through the sorrow, pick up my dreams face tomorrow." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's been TWO MONTHS.
TWO MONTHS AND FINALLY THE MEAT POWDER cardigan IS ON ITS WAY.
AT LONG LAST. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone, I have an announcement!...Meatballs...That is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Kind of a strong independent woman, kind of need my boyfriend to reach the spice cabinet. That's my life now ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hatsune Miku is my first Vocaloid,so I upendo her as my inayopendelewa Vocaloid! I like all vocaloid but Hatsune Miku is my #1 inayopendelewa Vocaloid. Edit: I had ro fix my maoni so I re wrote it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

We regret to inform wewe we are having delays on interclub highway I-35. Please choose alternative routes au drive carefully until the hellspawn fiends blocking the roads and killing motorists can be appropriately dispatched.

We apologise for the inconveniences, and are accepting all maswali on this post in the comments. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“Nothing in the world is zaidi dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

― Martin Luther King Jr. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is my last siku here. :( I will not return till like August/September. au i might not return. It is 90% i will return tho. But I hate to say goodbye to all of my Marafiki here. even the ones that are not my friends. I will miss wewe all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Normality is an illusion. We're all equally strange in some way au another.

-Shadowfan100 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just do it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This stupid meat powder cardigan better be damn well worth all this stuff I've had to go through just to order it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Time to get RICKETY RICKETY WRECKED SON. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, my boyfriend is half Mexican, and I really think that gives him an interesting cultural perspective, and just enough of an accent to make me super fucking wet every time he talks. However, mom doesn't like him, she's worried that he talks funny, is from a Catholic background, and follows weird cultural norms. But seriously, mom is fucking Irish. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

As supreme Fuhrer of the newly formed Prezedential fanpop Department of Transportation, we are pleased to announce a change in supplier of road salt. We will no longer be confiscating salt from your grandmother's kitchen, and are instead switching to Zeppie's No-chillz(r) brand road salt. We look mbele to using it on our weekly salt drills this Friday. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's important to remember when working on your car, wewe may have to work outdoors from time to time, and wewe should take into consideration many common outdoor hazards. Including: dehydration, hypothermia, Mike Pence's secret police, and bug bites.

Here in New Mexico, we recommend working at night to avoid these hazards. Instead, wewe may encounter nocturnal spiders and snakes, giant scorpions, desert highwaymen, and the ghosts of once great native tribes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have had to sneeze for the past 30 dakika but it won't come out. Pls send help. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's memorial day, and today is the one siku of the mwaka where instead of my boyfriend taking care of me, I have to take care of him. He Lost his only brother in Afghanistan, and he spent almost his entire savings that mwaka to put a granite headstone on the only empty grave in town. If anyone ever wonders why I'm so vocal about my hatred of war, it's because this war for imperialism ruins the lives of innocent young men both American and middle Eastern. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if ya cant handle me at my bodyline then u dont deserve me at my angelic pretty ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Update- My Youtube recommendations orodha is back to normal. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ford master race ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

~~~300 best things about :::ART SCHOOL:::!!!!~~~

Boi stop with the propaganda i wouldnt go to art school if ya paid me I ain't doin' that American School System bullshit ever again fukk the po-lease ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

AND the bata walked up to the maji ya limau, lemonade stand and he alisema to the man runnin the stand
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey babababa
got any graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

R.I.P. Buttercup the baby chicken
3 weeks old ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If your boyfriend doesn't make wewe pizza and switchell while you're sick, find a new boyfriend. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

im finally a cool kid i got profaili stuff wow ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can somebody please end this stupid argument already? This kura ya maoni is just a simple anime-related question, but the maoni section just turned the kura ya maoni into a war.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I mayyyy have seen a cute waitress at this backwoods restaurant, and I may have accidentally tipped her like $20. :-) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Philadelphia is a city I haven't been to since 2015. At least it was until today. I got back from the Benjamin Franklin Institute just a few hours ago. One of the best exhibits is the train factory. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I want jellybeans. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm bored so....what would wewe do if you're working one siku decide take a break.
And ventriloquist dummy comes up starts a friendly conversation with you.
You're completely unaware that it wants to get you.

It starts off saying "Hey, wassup friend?"

What would wewe do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Die ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tired, depressed, sick, sitting in my boyfriend's bedroom with a bowl of ramen, mashua waiting for him to get out of work. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today was the siku I joined fanpop four years zamani and I am glad I did :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday I was complaining that Youtube thought I watched "deviantart cringe" videos...

But today Youtube must think I'm a black woman, because I'm getting copious amounts of natural hair tutorials??? Where are those coming from??

Also there's no art videos, au Lolita videos, au anime/film review channels? au political debate channels??
There's a bunch of normie garbage like 5 dakika crafts and juu 10 lists????
WHAT IS GOING ON. THIS IS NOT THE CONTENT I CONSUME?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yoooo if anyone else wants to deck themselves out with copious amounts of frills, lace, and historically inspired aesthetic from Japan.... hit me up. :v I will be your frilly senpai. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Help Im getting zaidi curious on Ouji Fashion Style than I should be. I dont want to become 8theGreat with Lolita fashion.

H e l p. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Does anyone else feel a bit like.... i dunno

like you're out in the middle of the ocean, drowning, but despite all of your efforts wewe know that every last desperate stroke wewe makes does nothing but prolong what wewe know is going to happen anyway? That's kind of how I feel about my life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upendo is free, but we all seem to give it out so sparingly. Death himself is challenging wewe today to spread the love. Go and find another fanpopper, preferably one wewe don't talk to too much, and tell them why wewe appreciate them and how they make fanpop a better place. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went to my locker today at school after lunch. I got my science things and was headed to the science room for class. when i was picking up my things i set kwa my locker to go to class, i dropped my kusoma book, and this boy that is a bully just kicked it. i just don't know what to do about this anymore. Things like this was happening all mwaka round. I just give up on life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ice cream and cake and cake ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't want to get out of bed.

Like, ever again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

90% of the content I watch on Youtube is art/drawing related, and for some reason Youtube thinks that means I want to watch:

-Edgy LeafyIsHere wannabe teenagers "critiquing" fanart drawn kwa very young beginners.
-People ranting about DeviantArt and the oh-so-dreaded bad OCs.
-Things targeted towards a much younger demographic

I'm really confused kwa this. I get that it's still all art stuff, but it's really unlike what I actually watch. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW wewe upendo old school Lolita but it's niche within a niche. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

She's so super cute! She's everything to me! I want to become one with her! She deserved to have a happy life! Curse Imuret and Skrow Metsys Cra for making her suffer! I want to Awaken her Chaos! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, what is this dhahabu for?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel so chill today. It feels really nice.~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've only been here like a siku and I already upendo wewe guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate snow patrol, I almost cried going down the freeway because of them. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm really sorry guys, I let that hippie shit jiunge fanpop. So yeah, that's Death, my ex, he's cool if wewe can get over his hippieness. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'Life is like a box of chocolates. wewe never know what your gonna get' - Forrest Gump ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if ice cream was nutricious i dont think id b sad evr again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FUS RO DAH!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A man selling Parachute.

Customer : How it works ?

Man : When wewe jump from the height of 1000 meter, just push the red button, the parachute will be open.

Customer : If the button doesn't work and parachute doesn't open ???

Man : Come back to me, I'll replace it with new one. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is uigizaji so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We should invest in fidget energy. Sorta like wind energy, but with fidget spinners. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How can we say life is devoid of meaning when we have such wonderful things as VW busses and the ocean waves? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'Posted 7 hours ago' wow, this is the deadest I've seen the spot in a while. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone like my new profaili background? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Three drunk man's sit in a taxi and alisema to driver let's go : Driver understand that they are with drink He starts the car and after two dakika he tells we have reached 1s man:give him rent 2nd man: alisema him thanks 3rd man: slapped him Driver shocked and ask why wewe slapped me 3rd man: Drive carefully .. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dude, I'm not even sure how to use this site. How do I follow a club on mobile? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita